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Parental Guidance

My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I' m bored is to go onto
WIDE, look up perfectly innocent movies, and read the Parents Guide
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Sex at Nudity
A character says, "The sight of these dead creatures gives me a "shrinky ."
He may be referring to his private parts.
L' Scenes
A cauldron dissolves. and you hearth's eerie moaning.
For at Nudity
A boy and a girl dance together and talk about feelings and love. and the and tries to touch the
boyt face.
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Submitted: 04/17/2013
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#23 - nightshifter (04/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Harry Potter   
   
www.imdb.com/title/tt0241527/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg   
   
"A boy rides a stone horse in a game of wizards chess. The horse is stabbed with a sword by the opposing side's Queen. The boy falls off the horse and to the ground"
Harry Potter

www.imdb.com/title/tt0241527/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg

"A boy rides a stone horse in a game of wizards chess. The horse is stabbed with a sword by the opposing side's Queen. The boy falls off the horse and to the ground"
User avatar #24 to #23 - nightshifter (04/18/2013) [-]
And for Chamber Of Secrets they have listed

"Two boys run straight into a wall."

Like can you imagine this uptight mother whispering to the father "No dale, Matthew cant see this, judy told me that there is a scene early into it where two boys run into a wall.. Right into it!"
#32 - AliCattLovee (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
On shrek, may have to enlarge
User avatar #3 - swizzll (04/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0144701/parentalguide?ref_=tt_ql_8
"Barney % Friends" (1992)
"he forces the playground kids to make out with him"
"barney uses the 'f' word 17 times, and the 'd' word 25 times in one episode. He uses other vulgar terms at least once a sentence."
"This is a very friendly show for children"
I can't breath!
#97 - sherlyholmes (04/18/2013) [-]
"Shang is seen shirtless and there are hints about Mulan liking it."
"Shang is seen shirtless and there are hints about Mulan liking it."
#52 - kraygo (04/18/2013) [-]
Shrek:

'A man is eaten by a dragon. This is mildly amusing'.
#36 - hugsta (04/18/2013) [-]
Dammit toy story! You and your horrible, horrible language.
User avatar #54 - pegasister (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
From Wreck-It Ralph:
"When building a racing car a girl asks for a "butt-load" of frosting."
User avatar #4 - opjoopie (04/17/2013) [-]
Violence & Gore

There's a scene where another deer tries to steal Faline from Bambi so they fight.

Bambi, you brutal little **** ..
#35 - AliCattLovee (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Charlottes Web
#22 - SuperSixONE (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is for a Herbie movie... "Some actions by Herbie towards a younger car."
User avatar #14 - wizzerdofaus (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
A Serbian Film:
Sex & Nudity
10/10
Violence and Gore
10/10
Profanity
10/10
Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
10/10
Frightening/Intense Scenes
10/10
TOTAL:
50/50

oh god lol
#61 - Blackizzle (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
" Dora wears a tight shirt that exposes her midriff. "
" In earlier episodes, Dora and Boots do dangerous stunts like jumping on gators' heads to cross a river, and sneaking past dinosaurs without getting their attention. "
" Swiper swipes stuff from Dora and Boots, but it all turns out right by the time the episode is over. "

That sick monster....
#20 - shrapnelleader (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
10/10 in profanity, sex, scares, and gore?    
   
Perfect for the kiddies!
10/10 in profanity, sex, scares, and gore?

Perfect for the kiddies!
User avatar #85 - Hreidmar ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I like the little note at the end of the PA section for 'A Serbian Film'

"If you are still unsure whether to show this movie to your child or not, contact child support services immediately."
#2 - swizzll (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wow, Spirited away
"Some spirits are quite strange looking"
"Yubaba threatens to rip Sen's mouth off."
User avatar #94 - jimbobji (04/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Shrek

"On the DVD special features donkey sings a song referring to big behinds as a female dragon is seen shaking her behind sensuously."

Dragons shaking their behinds sensuously. I'm ******* sold
User avatar #53 - soyunperdedor (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
From Labyrinth;

Sex & Nudity

The contours of David Bowie's genitalia are often clearly apparent when his character is onscreen, due to the tights he is wearing.
User avatar #152 - toxicwarning (04/18/2013) [-]
"Shrek and Fiona blow up a frog and a snake like balloons and let go of them floating up towards the sky. They both most likely died a slow and painful death"
#164 - hkd (04/18/2013) [-]
There's some hardcore **** in the Lorax.
User avatar #5 - badgerbaiting (04/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Watership down:

Sex and Nudity: 3/10 A dog pees and we briefly see it's genitals

Violence and Gore: 8/10.

There is some strong animal violence in this film.

A rabbit is attacked and killed by a hawk offscreen. A rabbit is nearly choked to death in a snare, he coughs out blood. Very violent. It appears he is dead, however, we soon learn this is not true. A rabbit is found beaten, he is covered in scars. Another rabbit has his ears torn as a punishment. For the rest of the film, his ears are disfigured. A rabbit is shot in the leg, but he survives. There is a bloody bullet hole in the leg that was shot. The bullet is removed from the wound, and the rabbit requires time to heal. For the rest of the film there is a scar where he was shot. Two rabbits are hit by a train.

In the final battle, which is likely the goriest scene in the movie, a rabbit has his throat torn out by another rabbit onscreen. We then see his body, he has a large hole in his neck, and blood is everywhere. Two rabbits then fight nearly to the death. They cut each other up, and are shown bloodied. Next, a dog is unleashed upon the rabbits, he bites and tears up many of them. One is even shown being thrown high into the air by the dog, and falling back down, covered in blood. Finally, it is implied that a rabbit is killed offscreen by the dog, no blood or violence but still very frightening.

Profanity: Rabbits call each other mild names. Two uses of "damn" and one use of the phrase "piss off."

No alcohol or drugs.

Frightening/ Intense scenes: 8/10. The BBFC U Rating is ridiculous for a cartoon with this much animal violence. Much like Peter Jackson's "Meet The Feebles", some cute animals are portrayed as rude and evil, much like some of the rabbits in this. The film's violence is quite strong and it is most definitely not a children's cartoon.

Honestly, fair enough. This film scarred me as a 6 ear old.
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