Help With Puns. Ok, here's the back story. At my school we had a false alarm a few years ago that a man had a gun on campus. Turns out, it was an umbrella. We n
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Ok, here's the back story. At my school we had a false alarm a few years ago that a man had a gun on campus. Turns out, it was an umbrella. We now call that man the "Gunbrella Man".
In my software engineering II course, we had to develop any type of software we wanted. A game, website, server, etc. So my group and I decided to do a FPS based on the Gunbrella Man.
Pretty much in the game you enter a portal to a hell version of my school and fight waves of monsters until you win.
We want the gunbrella man to have some one-liners sort of Duke Nukem style. I wanted to know if you all could throws some one liners out.
Some facts that can help you:
- You are shooting lightning balls out of your umbrella
- O' BTW you are shooting an umbrella
- We have giant spiders
- We have a gorgoyale enemy
Go crazy and thanks for any help you guys can give.

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#28 - joeywolfreturns (04/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
1. Have him sing "I'm singing in the blood..." to the tune of "I'm singing in the rain.

2. "It's raining corpses. Good thing I have an umbrella."

3. "Some people bring a knife to a gun fight. I bring an umbrella."

4. "It's raining judgment and I'm the only one who's dry."

5. "The only thing louder than my enemies screams is the sound of my umbrella when I open it."

6. "I'm about to go Mary Poppins on your ass and give you two spoon fulls of pain."

7. "Thor has nothing on me."
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cloudy with a chance of pain
User avatar #2 - tankeruber (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
(After killing a ton of them) It's raining blood. Thank god i have an umbrella.

**** real guns.

Prepeared for an apocalypse/monsters and a rainy day.
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2013) [-]
"Prepare yourself, I'm going in dry"
#182 - headkicker (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*Upon Killing an Enemy* "Looks like you've gunderestimated me."
"Who says lightning never strikes twice?"
"Merry Poppins ain't got nothing on this."
"I guess it's true what they say; it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors."
"Looks like you're singing in the rain."

Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
User avatar #50 - lordgeneral (04/18/2013) [-]
Pain pain go away
User avatar #75 - snerus (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"These (insert enemy name here) are making for good poppins!"
"Live, and let dry!"
"I'll get you monsoon!"
"A flood of blood! A rain of pain! Die!"
"Look! You made a nice puddle just for me!
"Runoff!"
"I'll cover you!"
"Water you waiting around for? Let's go!"
"My gun will decide weather you live, or die!"
"You have a cloudy look about you!"
"Storm them!"
*Melee Attack* "Hurry-(Umbrella)Cane!"
#137 - alfrebecht (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Depending on how obscure you want to be:
"Just be glad I didn't bring my maid outfit."

Additionally,
"I don't care what it's raining or pouring, you're not catching this guy snoring."
"It was this or a poncho."
"My mother always told me to buy things that were fashionable and functional."
"You know what happened to the guy who invented the umbrella? HE DIED."
"See, if you went to school you'd be taught to DODGE the ball."
"This is what I get for telling my kids video games don't teach you anything...."
"I guess I should be glad I thought it was gonna rain."
On entering the school:
"They say it's bad luck to open this baby indoors. Guess they never said for who."

And your requested Duke quote:
"I came here to teach class and use an umbrella-gun, and school's out today."
User avatar #122 - luthervonappledorf (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Today's forecast: A high chance of torrential pain"
"Turn to page 394"
"I'm sentencing you to an eternity in detention... IN HELL!"
"I've had it with these ************* spiders in this ************* school"
#39 - ibschmitty (04/18/2013) [-]
-Sorry to rain on your parade

-I like my women like i like myself during a storm. Dry

-Oh **** the cops
User avatar #198 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/18/2013) [-]
"Let's see Mary Poppins do this! "
#169 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Have him say, "Ban this Obama"
#120 - kaltheory (04/18/2013) [-]
"it's just been revoked"
"I'll have what she's having"

#94 - knytshade (04/18/2013) [-]
"Down spidey!"   
"This is my umbrella, there are many like it; but this is mine"
"Down spidey!"
"This is my umbrella, there are many like it; but this is mine"
User avatar #20 - kazorkthedork (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
have him sing this:

I carry my weapon like im ready for rain-ies
thought I was a member of a legion o' crazies
but they don' know 'bout my method of strange crusade-ies
Mary Pop-Pop-Popin' my way through hades

did I do good?
#214 - womboz (04/18/2013) [-]
umbrellievable
User avatar #181 - heeveejeevees (04/18/2013) [-]
Feeling under the weather, punk?
#132 - knytshade (04/18/2013) [-]
Rain rain go away, come again another day.    
If you don't, I don't care. I'll just shot you any way
Rain rain go away, come again another day.
If you don't, I don't care. I'll just shot you any way
User avatar #159 - spankyy (04/18/2013) [-]
Looks like today's gonna be cloudy, with a chance of pain.
User avatar #154 - ireallylikepotatoe (04/18/2013) [-]
Top that, Poppins.
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