How it feels. .. You're afraid she might find your ring? Ah, I see....your wedding ring. Don't want the girlfriend to find out about the wife. How it feels You're afraid she might find your ring? Ah I see wedding ring Don't want the girlfriend to out about wife
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User avatar #1 - esquaredsixteen
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(04/17/2013) [-]
You're afraid she might find your ring? Ah, I see....your wedding ring. Don't want the girlfriend to find out about the wife.
#15 - lunacy
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I found my boyfriends stash once (it was nothing weird, just a lot of boobs), instead of getting mad, I left some commentary. Stuff like "Mmm Katy Perry" and "DAMN those are huge."
I found my boyfriends stash once (it was nothing weird, just a lot of boobs), instead of getting mad, I left some commentary. Stuff like "Mmm Katy Perry" and "DAMN those are huge."
#24 to #15 - anon id: 3a20d447
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Heres a rule of thumb the longer you watch porn the more ****** up your fetishes get.
User avatar #34 to #24 - lunacy
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I'm aware of this, and actually I know about the one weird-ish fetish he does have. In fact, I cater to it, because why the **** not?
#25 to #15 - anon id: 8d65e02d
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just remember the best porn he has ever had is you
User avatar #21 to #15 - jsrf
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hmmm you must have only witnessed the surface of his collection
User avatar #33 to #21 - lunacy
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Baha, no actually, he doesn't really "collect" porn, the only reason why he had any saved at all was because we're in a mostly long distance relationship. He actually deleted what he had couple months ago, now he just collects naked pictures of me. ;D
#36 to #33 - lunacy
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User avatar #35 to #33 - jsrf
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how long have you two bin going out?

im just curious becouse my last girlfriend moved and we broke up a month after
User avatar #37 to #35 - lunacy
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We've been together for 4 years, and I've been going to college 200 miles away for 2 of those years.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jsrf
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oh ok i was just wondering
User avatar #18 - megareader
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>implying i have a girlfriend
User avatar #19 to #18 - oishiine
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He's not implying you have a girlfriend, he's saying that he has a girlfriend.
#3 - leachan **User deleted account**
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Why would any woman care if their boyfriend had porn on their computer? I wouldn't give two ***** if my partner had porn.
Why would any woman care if their boyfriend had porn on their computer? I wouldn't give two ***** if my partner had porn.
#28 to #3 - ishotthedeputy
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I don't know, maybe seeing these other women as sexual objects and how when you wack off to them, you are acting upon your desires to have sex with them, which is unloyal
User avatar #30 to #28 - leachan **User deleted account**
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Wow, are you kidding me? Those women are putting themselves in the spotlight, wanting people to relieve their sexual tensions on them. I've never watched a porn where I was like, "Hmm... If I met her in real life, then I would leave my loved one and have sex with her instead." Seriously, I do not see women as sexual objects unless they want to be seen that way, which is the case with most porn stars.
User avatar #4 to #3 - secondlawprevails
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I believe it's more about the type of porn. Midgets, shemales, futa, hentai, r34, disgusting stuff like scat, etc. Of course, I don't have of that stuff personally, but if I did I can imagine being scared ******** over anybody using my PC.
User avatar #31 to #4 - NinjaHermit
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What's wrong with hentai? It isn't really a specific genre in and of itself, other than the fact it's animated. Some of it's messed up, yeah, but some of it is just plain vanilla stuff.
#7 to #3 - anon id: dfad4bee
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Most women see it as: You have lustful thoughts for other women.
User avatar #26 to #7 - laspussy
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Same goes for gays who are dating bi guys
#12 to #7 - gingeraletwo
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#13 to #3 - anon id: 2b824df0
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It's not just to do with porn. It's to do with everything.

I just got out of a 2 year hellfest where I couldn't breath without it being checked out first. She would read everything on my phone when I wasn't watching and God forbid I hadn't told her the tiniest detail. She never truly understood "the internet community", so her browsings on my computer went horribly. Oh, not to mention those photos from 5 years ago that I'd completely forgotten about where I was sitting with a group of girls.

In short, bitches be crazy. You might not be. But then, clearly, you're not a bitch. You are a women of the most noble standards.
#29 to #3 - hillbillypowpow
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Well when it's hardcore gay midget interracial gay midget cripple porn you might think differently.
#6 to #3 - therealtotodile
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I have some weird porn... Not for pedestrian eyes, kind of porn... That's why...
I have some weird porn... Not for pedestrian eyes, kind of porn... That's why...
#5 to #3 - doddythechef
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have you met the internet? theres some ****** up porn that people enjoy and save to their computers. Imagine your girlfriend stumbling on scat porn

<- this is pretty much my reaction to some ****** up porn i've seen
#8 to #5 - leachan **User deleted account**
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I'm referring to normal porn. If my partner had scat porn then that's a different story.
I'm referring to normal porn. If my partner had scat porn then that's a different story.
User avatar #16 to #8 - SACAPUNTAS
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What is this from, my main man?
#20 to #16 - leachan **User deleted account**
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"Dragon Ball PeePee" by OneyNG on Youtube~
#22 to #16 - anon id: d8e6a3f0
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It is from DragonzballPeePee by Oneyng
#9 to #8 - doddythechef
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oh yer i understand your point with normal
just staying i've seen stuff that has made me vomit and that **** turns people on
#10 - anon id: 7a9d6cc9
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(04/17/2013) [-]
As seen on 9gag yesterday,
as seen on fj over 100x a year sinds lotr came out.
one of the biggest reposts ever.
#23 to #10 - mondominiman
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Thanks man, some of us can't be on here 24/7 so we have to rely on people like you to point these things out.
#11 to #10 - spazzin
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#14 to #10 - duvallwhitey
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Go away ******.
Go away ******.
User avatar #32 - bighairyfart
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I would have never understood this if I hadn't started reading The Fellowship of the Ring.
I ******* hate it
#2 - leachan **User deleted account**
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#27 - triggathepirate
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(04/18/2013) [-]
wait... Who's the nazgul?