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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#66 to #1 - lolpictures
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for some odd reason i have a similar picture
#32 to #1 - veryspecialagent
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My dick grows inside of flowers, your sister's for example
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#61 to #59 - veryspecialagent
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thats what she said... But I didn't.
#3 - huffe
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oh OP, seeing dick everywhere
#21 - shrapnelleader
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What were they thinking???
#64 to #21 - firstresponder
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Tattoos are so ******* stupid. It's just a cry for attention, it's basically like saying "ASK ME ABOUT MY TATTOO! ******* LOOK AT IT! I NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION! ******* ASK ME ABOUT IT ALREADY! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TATTOO! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" ******* attention whores... it's also extremely unprofessional. If someone walked into a job interview for me with a visible tattoo I would send them right out. Not even going to waste my time with that immature ****.
#17 to #7 - megachangle
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mother ****** you dont know who the **** i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your ****** rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your ******* guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your ******* pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die ************? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the **** up, or do you want to hear more about how ****** gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of ****, your useless and lame as ****, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk **** even if you ate ****, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life
#29 to #7 - analrespect
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as much as i don't want the red, i agree, most tattoos are for attention. only some of them did them only cus they felt like it, and they will still be followed by attention
User avatar #40 to #7 - ImsoObvious
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your anon name suits you well faggot
#47 to #7 - anon id: 3fdfec08
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look i found the 12 year old.
#48 to #47 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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Actually i'm 19...but good try.
User avatar #78 to #7 - lillickems
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I'm sorry you were violated by someone with many tattoos.
#99 to #78 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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I never was... what the **** are you talking about?
User avatar #102 to #99 - lillickems
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It certainly seems so from your massive amount of butthurt.
#114 to #102 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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No, just because I know how stupid getting a tattoo is doesn't mean I was violated...
User avatar #119 to #114 - lillickems
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Well you must have some deeply rooted reason to believe them to be "stupid".

Which means either you're irrationally opinionated, or you have some traumatic experience with someone who has/had tattoos.
#123 to #119 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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I believe they are stupid because they are stupid. Injecting ink into your skin is idiotic...
User avatar #16 to #7 - mechanichore
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Need a hug?
#38 to #7 - shinkirouyui
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People like you are why the planet is ****.
#49 to #38 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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No... people who get tattoos are the reason why this planet is ****. They're the people who keep making the idiotic impulsive decisions.
User avatar #129 to #38 - flifli
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i have no idea whether this pic is for me or the angry black man
User avatar #39 to #7 - flifli
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you do know most people will get a tattoo that means something to them personally, like your child's name or perhaps something that symbolizes patriotism to ones nationality or ethnicity so quit bitching you angry black man
#50 to #39 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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Those are idiotic reasons to get tattoos... Don't shove your nationality in my face, if I care where you're from i'll ******* ask, don't show it down my throat. And you love your kid...so you get ink injected under your skin where carrying around a small picture of them in your wallet would be just fine? That's what stupid rednecks do "Right here's my first wife... she left me... here's my 5 keeds names billy, bob, joe, billybob, and cleetus, oh and here's jayzus in my chest."
User avatar #122 to #50 - flifli
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(huh it really is fun to argue on the internet don't know why) but if i care enough to put a Canadian flag on my shoulder under my sleeve who the **** cares i do agree that there are some who do it for attention but there are other who get it because it means something i you dont like tattoos then just ignore them its pretty simple really
#124 to #122 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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No one gives a **** if you're Canadian, don't go around sticking it in peoples faces. That's all a tattoo is, a billboard that you use to announce something to the world. You can't just ignore something that sticks out into your face like a tattoo does.
User avatar #126 to #124 - flifli
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If i have it under my sleeve how does it stick out like a bill board in peoples faces
#127 to #126 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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What's the point of getting it if you're just going to hide it from everyone like you're ashamed of it? Or is it because you know that in the civilized world tattoos aren't accepted?
User avatar #128 to #127 - flifli
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If i was ashamed of my tattoo why would i have 3 others, you think i would have stopped after 1 if i was ashamed don't you think? but i hide them because i don't want to shove them in peoples faces if they ask ill explain if not who cares, and also thee are many successful people in this world who do indeed have tattoos
#131 to #128 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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I guarantee you there's more successful people without tattoos than successful people with tattoos.
User avatar #134 to #131 - flifli
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and what if there are not everyone with a tattoo is a rash thougth less person
#135 to #134 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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... what? I'm sorry I can't understand that sentence... i'm not a grammar nazi so I don't really care but I just want to know what you actually meant.
User avatar #138 to #135 - flifli
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the fact that there are successful people with tattoos proves that not everyone with a tattoo is a rash thoughtless person
#87 to #7 - fannypackattack
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I have a handful of tattoos that are all easily hidden under a t-shirt and a pair of jeans. I don't like being asked about them, I don't mention them, if you see them, oh well. I got them because I love art, and they are all things that bring fond memories to thought when I see them. So, yeah, there will always be people that go to extremes to get some attention, but not everyone that gets tattoos is doing it for that reason. People dye their hair purple, streak during ball games, etc. - for attention.

TL;DR?

I disagree.
#100 to #87 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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You hide them and don't like when people ask because you're ashamed of them obviously. And you should be ashamed. You're obviously not proud of them if you hide them from people. There's no reason to have a tattoo. You have pictures, videos, and many other ways to relive memories. You don't need to mutilate your skin in order to remember...
User avatar #106 to #100 - fannypackattack
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No, I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed of my butt cheeks, but I don't go around flashing them at people. There's no reason to have a dog, or paintings up on your walls that you bought at a yard sale, but people do things because they damned well want to.
#113 to #106 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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The dog isn't imprinted on your skin... neither is the painting.
User avatar #121 to #113 - fannypackattack
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That's beside the point.
User avatar #12 to #7 - confusedmessiah
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why judge people for what they decide to put bad on their skin?
I feel like you're putting quite a lot of people under one shoe here.
If someone thinks it will look cool, give them confidence or any other reason for that sake, who the **** are you to judge them?
What, did you have a bad experience with someone that had a tattoo?
I've had a bad experience with someone who had long hair and I don't exactly hate all people with long hair for that reason.
tl;dr: calm the **** down, don't judge a group based on one person.
#18 to #12 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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Never had a bad experience with anyone who had a tattoo. And what the **** do you mean don't judge them? They deserve to be judged. They obviously make horrible decisions in their lives and are idiots. I will continue to judge them as long as they continue to make the wrong decisions in life.
#25 to #18 - confusedmessiah
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where the **** does this anger come from then? You've just up and decided that people with some ink on their skin makes bad decisions in life? **** off, people with tattoos aren't always egosentric assholes who needs to brag about it 24/7.
#35 to #25 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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The anger comes from my hatred of stupid people, and people who get tattoos are stupid. Yes people with ink IN their skin make bad decisions in life, prime example, putting ******* ink under their skin. That's a horrible life choice. But all they do is show it off and brag about it... why else would someone get their entire ******* face covered in a tattoo?
User avatar #44 to #35 - zorororonoa
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My friend has 2 tattoos and he is very successful in life. Works as a software engineer and is making some decent income.
#51 to #44 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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He should have never gotten a tattoo... there's no reason to get one.
User avatar #56 to #51 - zorororonoa
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Well considering he is successful, it doesn't really matter if he got one or not. Also, you do realize that tattoos aren't just a modern thing. People have used them as a way of expression for 1000s of years. It's their skin, let them do what they want.
#73 to #56 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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So savage people used to get tattoos thousands of years ago... great point. He wouldn't be as successful if the people he worked for saw his tattoos. They're extremely unprofessional, especially in a business which I assume he works for. He has to hide his horrible decisions from everyone all day, it would have been easier, cheaper, and smarter to just not have gotten them in the first place.
User avatar #95 to #73 - zorororonoa
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People who hire, don't care if you have tattoos, as long as they aren't of nudity or something. If you are good at what they need you to be good at, and you can help them get money, then they will hire you.
#104 to #95 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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First impressions are extremely important. If someone walked into a job interview and they had a tattoo that would not look good for them. I know if I was in charge of hiring people i'd turn anyone around who had a tattoo, I wont even waste my time with them. I wouldn't trust them working for me because obviously they make bad decisions, I wouldn't want them to make a bad decision while working for me. Two people with the same resume, same degree, same experience, same everything apply for the same job, one has a tattoo and the other doesn't, the one without the tattoo is more likely to be hired. It looks more professional. They're representing whatever they work for.
User avatar #107 to #104 - zorororonoa
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So, you're saying that if you were hiring for, say, a construction company, and someone walked in who is the best construction worker in the city, so good that he is known throughout the country. He is a hard worker, trustworthy, and has the potential to make you and your company a lot of money. During the interview, you gather that he is a friendly, responsible person. However, you notice that under his sleeve a tattoo is poking out. He is known as the best, is hardworking and friendly, but all because you saw a tattoo poke out from under his sleeve you aren't going to hire him? I know first impressions are important in an interview, but any sane person isn't going to turn someone down all because of a tattoo.
#116 to #107 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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All of the things you listed wouldn't be tree if he had a tattoo... that's a contradiction. You can't be all those things AND have a tattoo... because if you were responsible you wouldn't inject ink into your skin.
#118 to #116 - zorororonoa
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Ok, I am done now, I obviously can't sway you and you obviously can't sway me. I'm just gonna leave now, because this is getting no where.

pic related: its you
#111 to #104 - anon id: c3836b16
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well then I'm glad you'll never make it past line cook

you know, once you get to working age and all
#115 to #111 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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Actually i'm 19 so I am of working age...
#110 to #51 - anon id: c3836b16
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there's no reason to be a prick whining over trivial ******** either, but, well, here you are.
User avatar #53 to #7 - equinoxxa
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I have tattoos simply because I, personally, like the artwork. Do I need more of a reason?
#67 to #53 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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That's an idiotic reason to mutilate your skin...
#91 to #67 - WtfStrawberries
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Its not really mutilating. It doesnt damage your skin, beyong use, and some of it is very beautiful. Hating on someone just because they DO have a tattoo is ignorant and arrogant, and assuming their reasons for getting one just makes you a more close-minded person
#101 to #91 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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Yes it is mutilating.
Mutilate - to injure, disfigure, or make imperfect by removing or irreparably damaging parts.
You disfigure and make your skin imperfect by irreparably damaging it. Tattoos are permanent and if you try to get one remove it leaves a nasty scar. Also you've probably seen those horrendous tattoos gone wrong pictures... the disgusting ones. Why even take that chance? It's not worth it...
User avatar #9 to #7 - therollingstones
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Or it's a way for people to express themselves without painting, songwriting, and poetry.
User avatar #10 to #9 - misticalz
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Except the tattoo artist is the one expressing emotions making the tattoo.

User avatar #11 to #10 - therollingstones
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It's the person getting a tattoo explaining a something about themselves, usually. people often have tattoos that are for their lost relatives.yet if the the person getting the tattoo says 'do whatever' then yeah I can see what you're saying
#20 to #11 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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That's a horrible reason to get a tattoo... you lost a loved one so you're going to mutilate your body? Real ******* smart... just have a picture like most normal people.
#22 to #20 - therollingstones
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no
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User avatar #130 to #20 - flifli
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yes and if you lose that picture than what?
#132 to #130 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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Than obviously you don't care that much. If it's important to you than you wont lose it.
User avatar #133 to #132 - flifli
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so if i have a picture in my wallet of my daed father and i get mugged it means i dont care?
#136 to #133 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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Exactly. Especially in the modern world. Why do you only have ONE copy of that picture? You can have that picture saved all over the place.
#19 to #9 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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It's idiotic. All they're expressing is how many bad decisions they make in life. It's basically saying "I MAKE HORRIBLE LIFE CHOICES!"
User avatar #45 to #19 - pukingrainbows
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Because you've made such good choices in your life that has led to you whining anonymously on the internet about tattoos.
#54 to #45 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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I never bad such a terrible life choice like they have... i'm not an impulsive idiot like them.
User avatar #96 to #54 - WtfStrawberries
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>implying that being impulsive is worse than being assumptious and ignorant
#105 to #96 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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I think things through, but if a time comes when I need to make an immediate decision I will.

The others make stupid half thought out decisions.
User avatar #108 to #105 - WtfStrawberries
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I never called you impulsive, i called you ignorant. You're statement just proves me further, assumptious and ignorant. Thinking that other's tattoos are "stupid and half though" and judging them for something so shallow.
#117 to #108 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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They are stupid and half thought out... some guy gets drunk and decides to get a tattoo. Or they just look through a book and say I WANT THIS ONE! PUT IT HERE!
User avatar #120 to #117 - WtfStrawberries
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Even if its something they've thought about for more than a year? Im an artist, and im getting one on the back of my shoulder that i have designed myself, its not impulsive or half thought out.
My art is a part of me, and i want to make it a part of me physically.
#125 to #120 - anon id: f07ad5d6
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They've wasted brain power thinking about it. Also they haven't thought it through well enough because if they had they would realize they shouldn't get one. Or they're an idiot who often makes stupid decisions, like getting a tattoo. So you're going to hire a different artist to draw on you... so you designed it but they're actually making it a reality. That's not yours than, it's the person who gives you the tattoo. They're the one who actually drew it on your skin. Your showing off another mans art.
#109 to #105 - anon id: c3836b16
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>thumbing up your own comments

lel
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uh huh.

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User avatar #43 to #34 - zorororonoa
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Depends on the quality and size
#79 to #34 - rotinaj
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It depends. I was offered to receive a tattoo from one of my awesome friends once. He had a homemade tattoo gun. It was made from an empty pen with a [fresh] needle in the tip taped to a rumble-pak from a gamecube controller, hooked up to a battery for power. It actually worked surprisingly well. Sadly, that guy has lots of partially colored-in tattoos and miscilanious scribbles on his body that he did himself now. I still wish I'd accepted that tattoo offer from him.
User avatar #36 to #34 - wilddittoappears
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Well, I think I don't have to tell you, why it only took 45 minutes to make that piece of ****..
User avatar #41 to #36 - rawesome
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It's pretty simple, but it is not a bad tatoo job except the horse shoe kinda looks like two wangs
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#28 - markowuzhere
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ohh, so that's a horseshoe.... just as I thought
ohh, so that's a horseshoe.... just as I thought
#31 - jinix
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MFW         'Dislike Button'
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#55 - givehimthemulk
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It took longer than I'd like to admit for me to realize it was a horseshoe
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I thought it was a magnet.
User avatar #57 - heartlessrobot
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How much would a smily face tattoo on the head of my dick hurt?
#74 to #57 - rotinaj
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As much as a smiley face tattoo anywhere else. Maybe more because of all the extra nerves and **** in there.
User avatar #77 to #74 - heartlessrobot
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At least I can tell small children people to kiss Mr Smiley.
User avatar #60 to #57 - slapchoppin
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you might pass out when you realize your dick is bleeding
User avatar #65 to #60 - heartlessrobot
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Well, I'm also planning on a dick ring and ladder piercings for my dick.
#71 to #57 - comanderspy
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all of the hurt, but hey, look in the bright side, you will never feel pain so intense, no matter what
all of the hurt, but hey, look in the bright side, you will never feel pain so intense, no matter what
User avatar #76 to #71 - heartlessrobot
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Well, I've been shot, stabbed, run over by a motorcycle, and fallen off a small cliff back-first onto a log, so I imagine it can't be much worse.
#81 to #76 - comanderspy
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but have you been shot, stabbed on your dick, have your dick run over by a motorcycle, and fallen off a small cliff, falling on top of a log that gets encrusted into your urethra...?! all at the same time?!    
   
didn think so...
but have you been shot, stabbed on your dick, have your dick run over by a motorcycle, and fallen off a small cliff, falling on top of a log that gets encrusted into your urethra...?! all at the same time?!

didn think so...
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I dropped a toilet seat on my dick when I was about 5, does that count?
#88 to #84 - comanderspy
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mfw when nothing has ever happened to my beautiful dick
mfw when nothing has ever happened to my beautiful dick
#90 to #88 - heartlessrobot
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Yeah, if you're ever dick-level with a toilet seat, make damn sure the lid and seat are all the way up. For some reason, the baby-sitter wouldn't kiss my boo-boo to make it feel better.
#92 to #90 - comanderspy
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#80 to #76 - rotinaj
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Dude, are you that guy I met at the park who was asking me for acid?
User avatar #83 to #80 - heartlessrobot
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No, unfortunately I haven't lived near any drug dealers since I was seven. Coincidentally, the first two happened before I turned eight.
#85 to #83 - rotinaj
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Oh.
want to hear about the guy I met at the park?
User avatar #86 to #85 - heartlessrobot
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Sure, why not.
#93 to #86 - rotinaj
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Well, it was a day like any other. I was with my two chubby friends at a park, when lo and behold, our alcoholic homeless friend arrived. He and another man (probably also homeless) were there to chillax and drink cooking wine, as bums tend to do. They told us many a story about their lives, and how he had been stabbed by his dad, and his adventures hitchhiking and skateboarding from the bottom to the top of california in the 70s. Throughout this man's stuttered words, he kept on asking if I could get him and LSD. This was an awkward moment on my part, because crazy enough, he had caught me on one of the two occasions in my entire life where I have actually had lsd on me. Of course, I couldn't tell him, out of fear of being beaten to death for it. Long story short, they got drunk and I went home.
User avatar #94 to #93 - heartlessrobot
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Oh, when I was in Philadelphia for the shooting/stabbing, and I was shot by some Italian dude and stabbed by some asian dude.
User avatar #42 - calawesome
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Only op would see male genitalia in tattoo.
User avatar #70 to #42 - goonmcnasty
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No but it genuinely looks like this utter spastic has got two cocks tattooed on his back.
#82 to #70 - WtfStrawberries
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whats funny is it's actually a her.   
With two dicks on her back.   
that says forever young.   
   
I found more funny in the funny
whats funny is it's actually a her.
With two dicks on her back.
that says forever young.

I found more funny in the funny
#89 to #82 - goonmcnasty
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Yeah I noticed after I posted actually. Male or female, It makes them look like a raging whore who likes to take two dicks at once.