Title goes here. Got sent this on facebook, Probably a repost but I thought it was good. on woo browsing suddenly find an Want to know if your PC is a Male or a
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Got sent this on facebook, Probably a repost but I thought it was good

on woo browsing suddenly find an
Want to know if your PC is a Male or a Female?
instructions:
1. ppen Notepad
2. Copy and Paste this.
3. Save it as xyz. vbs
Minn it
If you hear a male voice its a male and
if female voice then its female.
double click it:
voice heard
You Really Are My
Girlfriend!
...
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Submitted: 04/16/2013
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User avatar #113 - cristianpopescu (04/17/2013) [+] (36 replies)
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#175 - thechosentroll (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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It's a guy. Oh well. Sorry pal, but you're still my main source of fap material.
User avatar #7 - Zydratejunkie (04/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Mine is a girl, but she sounds really angry when she says it... :( I think I'm in an abusive relationship.
User avatar #13 - huntronicles (04/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Oh sweet jesus I guy has been watching me masturbate silently for years
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#16 - Kaoz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #47 - killjoyIIII (04/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Get on friends computer
Make file
Write naughty naughty things
Set to run on startup
???
Profit
#50 - thatonesmartdude (04/17/2013) [-]
Mine is male.
#174 - genericnewfag ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
My computer has a voice.
#38 - secretlysuperman (04/17/2013) [-]
I can make her say anything!
I can make her say anything!
#153 - ninjajunkie (04/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The message I make mine play when my roommate walks by.   
"Please help me . Take me out of this place. He watches so much pornography. Literally all of the pornography. I cannot take it anymore."
The message I make mine play when my roommate walks by.
"Please help me . Take me out of this place. He watches so much pornography. Literally all of the pornography. I cannot take it anymore."
#335 - kidsquicker (04/17/2013) [-]
Mines a guy... All those afternoons spent shoving things in his usb ports, blowing dust out of his vent holes, tonging his anus... I FEEL SO UNCLEAN!
#286 - atangytaco ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
My computer is a woman, I guess that's why it's been crashing all the time
My computer is a woman, I guess that's why it's been crashing all the time
#58 - djequalizee (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mine has always been curious about its sexuality. I think it might have grown up a boy, but decided later in life that it has always been on the more feminine side, and decided to go under the knife to get a sex change operation. It has never felt better in all of it's life.
User avatar #157 - gglai ONLINE (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Instructions weren't clear enough, I deleted system32
#14 - benjibonz (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mine sounds like a female version of Bonzi Buddy...
User avatar #121 - firesnake (04/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak" My Roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi"
#336 - Nihatclodra (04/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm on a genderless mac...
#48 - kittenfarts (04/17/2013) [-]
That or just go to the control panel and open "speech"
#40 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mine says script not found with an error sound. Wonder what that means.
#43 to #40 - captnpl (04/17/2013) [-]
It likes you, but its not ready for a commitment. Just give it some time to compile its feelings or you risk pushing it away.
User avatar #307 - yetaxaa (04/17/2013) [-]
It's a man
but
I already named it Samantha
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