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White Jesus

Wikipedia: The term "semite" means a member of any ancient
and modem peoples originating in the Near East. in-
eluding Hebrews (Israelites. stresses and Samaritans), Hebrews, Mal-
tess, Syria's .
Jesus was a Hebrew who lived 2000 years ago in the Middle East.
He leeked a hell of a let
more like this Than this
99% of people never moved further than maybe 100 miles from their
place of birth in their lifetimes - newts knew what a Middle Eastern Jew
leeked like, inputting the painters. who invented White Jesus it would
be easier for pebble to identify with the Christ.
That' s right. White Jesus is Bible ,.
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Submitted: 04/16/2013
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#27 - Vandeekree ONLINE (04/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For me, the absurdity of white Jesus didn't sink in until the day I found out that over in China they have Asian Jesus.
User avatar #35 - Grubinhymer (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Next you're going to tell me Santa isn't white!
#36 to #35 - shrapnelleader ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
"Hey there, pretty little white chillen! Now look at them precious little vanilla-colored faces!"
#14 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That white version is based on the son of a pope, Cesare Borgia
#15 to #14 - lavitts (04/16/2013) [-]
This is your new Jesus.
#7 - Hightower (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#11 - sidathon (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think a black Jesus would be much cooler. You'd be like "Hey Jesus, what's up?" and he'd be like "Wussup, brotha'"
#31 - dosburritos (04/17/2013) [-]
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#39 - facepalmftw (04/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So is Christmas.
#47 - sjt (04/17/2013) [-]
If you didn't already know this, I feel bad for you.
User avatar #20 - midgetnigger (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No **** Sherlock, how ******* retarded do you have to be to not already know this?
User avatar #21 to #20 - Shramin (04/16/2013) [-]
A lot of people don't know this sadly.
#45 - ooi (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always thought he looked closer to this.
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#57 - cobrafan ONLINE (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Even though I consider myself Christian, I am always fascinated by things like this, instead of offended like many people would be.
User avatar #24 - gildemoono (04/16/2013) [-]
His name wasn't even Jesus Christ. But its not uncommon in religion. Buddha's real name is Siddhartha Gautama and definitely was not fat. Even in ideologies things change. Confucius is a western creation, if you were to see him you should refer to him as ZhongNi.
User avatar #1 - delphine ONLINE (04/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I blame the Romans... Pretty much the same way I blame the Romans for everything that's gone wrong with Christianity.
User avatar #3 to #2 - delphine ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh, they've done lots of good things too, don't get me wrong. But they did kinda **** up Christianity. It's supposed to be a completely oeaceful, passive religion. Constantine used it to gain power and control and that's where events such as the Crusades came from.
#56 - nigglettt (04/17/2013) [-]
My thoughts on that post
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#34 - shrapnelleader ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Not that it really matters, of course.

People often like to associate Jesus as someone who looks like them, and since Christian Europe was white, Jesus became white as well.

As for me, I've always pictured him as Semitic with black hair instead of the light brown and white skin, but that's just me.
#54 - angelusprimus ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
For a Semitic people Hebrews are actually fairly light skinned.
From an area and geanology Jesus lived in he would have looked a lot like the guy on the picture i posted.
He most certainly did not have blue eyes. Those were so rare they were practically unknown and would have been remarked on.
#53 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
Mary, his mother, was said to be fair skinned. Though no one really knows what fair skin was back then, it could have meant white, or it could have meant that light tanned color. Let's also remember this was something like 2000 years ago. We don't know what skin color was like back then, But we know the Romans, who were white, were every were, So it's possible that Mary was not 100% Hebrew.
#52 - Lambda ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
This is a load. Come on, everybody knows that Jesus was** black.**
User avatar #46 - therealpeterw (04/17/2013) [-]
When you think about it, it is kinda common sense, he couldn't be white because of the part of the world he came from, but who could possibly know
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