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White Jesus

Wikipedia: The term "semite" means a member of any ancient
and modem peoples originating in the Near East. in-
eluding Hebrews (Israelites. stresses and Samaritans), Hebrews, Mal-
tess, Syria's .
Jesus was a Hebrew who lived 2000 years ago in the Middle East.
He leeked a hell of a let
more like this Than this
99% of people never moved further than maybe 100 miles from their
place of birth in their lifetimes - newts knew what a Middle Eastern Jew
leeked like, inputting the painters. who invented White Jesus it would
be easier for pebble to identify with the Christ.
That' s right. White Jesus is Bible ,.
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#27 - Vandeekree ONLINE (04/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For me, the absurdity of white Jesus didn't sink in until the day I found out that over in China they have Asian Jesus.
User avatar #35 - Grubinhymer (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Next you're going to tell me Santa isn't white!
#36 to #35 - shrapnelleader (04/17/2013) [-]
"Hey there, pretty little white chillen! Now look at them precious little vanilla-colored faces!"
#14 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That white version is based on the son of a pope, Cesare Borgia
#15 to #14 - lavitts (04/16/2013) [-]
This is your new Jesus.
#7 - Hightower (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#11 - sidathon (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think a black Jesus would be much cooler. You'd be like "Hey Jesus, what's up?" and he'd be like "Wussup, brotha'"
#31 - dosburritos ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
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#39 - facepalmftw (04/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So is Christmas.
#47 - sjt (04/17/2013) [-]
If you didn't already know this, I feel bad for you.
User avatar #20 - midgetnigger (04/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No **** Sherlock, how ******* retarded do you have to be to not already know this?
User avatar #21 to #20 - Shramin (04/16/2013) [-]
A lot of people don't know this sadly.
#45 - ooi (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always thought he looked closer to this.
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#57 - cobrafan (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Even though I consider myself Christian, I am always fascinated by things like this, instead of offended like many people would be.
User avatar #24 - gildemoono (04/16/2013) [-]
His name wasn't even Jesus Christ. But its not uncommon in religion. Buddha's real name is Siddhartha Gautama and definitely was not fat. Even in ideologies things change. Confucius is a western creation, if you were to see him you should refer to him as ZhongNi.
User avatar #1 - delphine (04/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I blame the Romans... Pretty much the same way I blame the Romans for everything that's gone wrong with Christianity.
User avatar #3 to #2 - delphine (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh, they've done lots of good things too, don't get me wrong. But they did kinda **** up Christianity. It's supposed to be a completely oeaceful, passive religion. Constantine used it to gain power and control and that's where events such as the Crusades came from.
#56 - nigglettt (04/17/2013) [-]
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#34 - shrapnelleader (04/17/2013) [-]
Not that it really matters, of course.

People often like to associate Jesus as someone who looks like them, and since Christian Europe was white, Jesus became white as well.

As for me, I've always pictured him as Semitic with black hair instead of the light brown and white skin, but that's just me.
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#26 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
so are Indigo and Violet, they were just made up so that there were 7 colours, not 5, which was seen as a special number at the time (like 7 dwarves or ******** ) and thus more likely to be accepted as fact.
#25 - thekingbeast (04/17/2013) [-]
No, Jesus was never depicted as white, he was depicted as Italian. During the Renaissance in Italy, many of the artists were painting Jesus
User avatar #23 - Ninotori (04/16/2013) [-]
Really? God I know some of my peoples are ******* stupid but never THIS ******* stupid...
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