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NOT SURE IF BM] AT
WHEN A Elm IS HAITING ON ME
on If IT ' ili' HAPPENS
WHEN A Elm IS HAITING ON ME
on If IT ' ili' HAPPENS
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thewonton (04/16/2013) [-] *assumes she is hitting on me* = Just being friendly
*assumes she is just being friendly* = Actually hitting on me
Just kidding, I never leave my room. I'm not even entirely sure what a girl is.
*assumes she is just being friendly* = Actually hitting on me
Just kidding, I never leave my room. I'm not even entirely sure what a girl is.
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maxismahname (04/16/2013) [-] It's like you, except they have tits and vaginas. They also have high voices, no mustaches. Dude just go upstairs and look at your mom, she's a girl
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mctrollston (04/17/2013) [-]
remember all that porn that you watch? those things the guys are ******* ? those are girls
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DANEATSfatKIDS (04/17/2013) [-] This is a girl you should probably avoid them they have horns and are purple.
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samxdaxman (04/16/2013) [-] Don't worry, even those who actually talk to them aren't entirely sure.
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JamesCraft (04/16/2013) [-] You know exactly what a girl is. Mainly due to porn, but you know.
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notified (04/16/2013) [-]
**notified rolled a random comment #41 posted by fisheaglee at intredasting ** :
ajajajajajajj *******
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Brass (04/16/2013) [-] >Be a junior in high school.
>Just finished weekly band rehearsal.
>Packing up saxophone when other woodwinds.
>Girl next to me asks if I am going to the basketball game.
>I said no, I have homework.
>She says she wishes she had someone to go with her to the game.
>I mention that Michael will probably be at the game.
>She leaves to go talk with her friends.
>Walking to my car and it hits me that she was flirting.
>MFW I realized I missed out and was inadvertently an asshole.
>Just finished weekly band rehearsal.
>Packing up saxophone when other woodwinds.
>Girl next to me asks if I am going to the basketball game.
>I said no, I have homework.
>She says she wishes she had someone to go with her to the game.
>I mention that Michael will probably be at the game.
>She leaves to go talk with her friends.
>Walking to my car and it hits me that she was flirting.
>MFW I realized I missed out and was inadvertently an asshole.
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eivomt (04/17/2013) [-] >Be 14
>at school last class is math
>sit next to 9/10 friend
>never really thought about her that way, she was kind of awkward
>I was at the time convinced math would make me crazy rich when i grew up so i always paid alot of attention
>she asks me if she can borrow some paper
>sure, whatever
>she spends whole class dribbling some **** on my paper
>stupid ass woman, doesnt she know she needs this **** ?
>done for the day, she gives me my paper back
>wut.jpg
>couple of weeks later i put it iin a bunch of used paper in my room
>Be me, 18
>cleaning up my run, cant see the floor anymore
>get to my shelves, paper everywhere
>decide i have to go through this stuff sooner or later so i dig in and start filing
>find the old piece of paper from math class way back
>it said "anon iz coolz" type things all over it, lame I know but hey we were 14
>flip it around
>on the other side she wrote the lyrics to a lovesong with little notes around it
>MFW it took me 4 years to figure out she was flirting
>at school last class is math
>sit next to 9/10 friend
>never really thought about her that way, she was kind of awkward
>I was at the time convinced math would make me crazy rich when i grew up so i always paid alot of attention
>she asks me if she can borrow some paper
>sure, whatever
>she spends whole class dribbling some **** on my paper
>stupid ass woman, doesnt she know she needs this **** ?
>done for the day, she gives me my paper back
>wut.jpg
>couple of weeks later i put it iin a bunch of used paper in my room
>Be me, 18
>cleaning up my run, cant see the floor anymore
>get to my shelves, paper everywhere
>decide i have to go through this stuff sooner or later so i dig in and start filing
>find the old piece of paper from math class way back
>it said "anon iz coolz" type things all over it, lame I know but hey we were 14
>flip it around
>on the other side she wrote the lyrics to a lovesong with little notes around it
>MFW it took me 4 years to figure out she was flirting
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rieskimo (04/16/2013) [-] >Be me
>Second year of high school
>Awkward, trying to get a hang of this "socializing" thing(never had friends before high school)
>Hanging out with some friends in the school field
>Staring at clouds, shooting the ****
>Girl that I know comes over and just starts ******* with me
>She sits directly on my lap
>don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner
>Boner confirms, stands down
>thatwasacloseone.jpg
>Girl "What the **** rieskimo, you don't have a boner at all!"
>MFW I had no idea she was agro-flirting
>MFW the only time in high school my boner actually listened to me
>Second year of high school
>Awkward, trying to get a hang of this "socializing" thing(never had friends before high school)
>Hanging out with some friends in the school field
>Staring at clouds, shooting the ****
>Girl that I know comes over and just starts ******* with me
>She sits directly on my lap
>don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner
>Boner confirms, stands down
>thatwasacloseone.jpg
>Girl "What the **** rieskimo, you don't have a boner at all!"
>MFW I had no idea she was agro-flirting
>MFW the only time in high school my boner actually listened to me
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Inoino (04/16/2013) [-] >be 12
>girl friends drag me to the mall after school on a daily basis
>one time when beach season is coming they go into a clothes store to buy bikinis
>one of them ask if I wanna check wich one's are the best (on her)
>(she wants the D)
>say nah ''Nah, i'll go to gamestop'' (i think a new bioshock had just comen out)
>hear them giggling as i walk away
>realize what i've done while reading the back of a game cover
>rush towards the clothes store
>almost tear up as I see that they are done shopping
>they show me their bikinis
>now i really wish i had comen with
>think through how it could have gone whilst one the bus
<<mfw i cockblocked myself
>girl friends drag me to the mall after school on a daily basis
>one time when beach season is coming they go into a clothes store to buy bikinis
>one of them ask if I wanna check wich one's are the best (on her)
>(she wants the D)
>say nah ''Nah, i'll go to gamestop'' (i think a new bioshock had just comen out)
>hear them giggling as i walk away
>realize what i've done while reading the back of a game cover
>rush towards the clothes store
>almost tear up as I see that they are done shopping
>they show me their bikinis
>now i really wish i had comen with
>think through how it could have gone whilst one the bus
<<mfw i cockblocked myself
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crazymero (04/16/2013) [-] Once a girl i have just met at a party and danced with her for a few hours told me she is home alone,all i did was answer "Cool!" and keep on dancing .I realised after a few days what that meant. BE MORE DUMB THAN THAT,I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
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rieskimo (04/16/2013) [-] More story time!
>Me, awkward loner guy kind of chubby
>In Study Hall(Which is really just the cafetorium without the greasey food)
> ************ .jpg
>Always sit in the middle towards the back at a table by myself
>Lay head down because I don't get enough sleep
>Girls come over at least 4 times a week and ask me if I'm alright or if I'm feeling OK
>At first I think they're just ******* with me
>This continues throughout the semester(they're all like 6/10-9/10 chicks too)
>End of semester before class schedules change around
>Douchebag comes up to me, I can't stand him but he's a player with the ladies
>"rieskimo, what are you doing?"
>"what?"
>"Almost every day I see nice looking chicks come over here and talk to you, how the hell are you doing it?"
>MFW
>Me, awkward loner guy kind of chubby
>In Study Hall(Which is really just the cafetorium without the greasey food)
> ************ .jpg
>Always sit in the middle towards the back at a table by myself
>Lay head down because I don't get enough sleep
>Girls come over at least 4 times a week and ask me if I'm alright or if I'm feeling OK
>At first I think they're just ******* with me
>This continues throughout the semester(they're all like 6/10-9/10 chicks too)
>End of semester before class schedules change around
>Douchebag comes up to me, I can't stand him but he's a player with the ladies
>"rieskimo, what are you doing?"
>"what?"
>"Almost every day I see nice looking chicks come over here and talk to you, how the hell are you doing it?"
>MFW
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heartlessrobot ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-] Never happened to me. I think. Someone in one of my classes is trying to convince me a girl in class likes me but he won't tell me who it is so I'm assuming he's lying since no one likes me.
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anon (04/16/2013) [-]
mate don't think that way idid and imissed out of date girl I actually lke turn out she did like me I didn't go reward ceremony turn out she as ask for me I idnt turn sicne well I was nt the best student that night I missed out on awrd for best indevuadally acheivemnt and girl I have had crush on sicne I first saw here sn high school .... if you do find out at least try man it the oen thing I regret and if I can stop some from doing the same thing it will help me as well I m 26 ive only ever kissed one girl but never been in relaship so yeah I am virgin dude I am tell you find out
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rieskimo (04/16/2013) [-] Best way to approach the situation. Keep your head on a swivel and if you notice that she's just walking by herself or whatever go over to her with a smile and a friendly attitude. If she doesn't know you formally introduce yourself, then mention that a friend of yours said whatever and ask her if it's true. She'll say "No, I don't know where you got that" you apologize and thank her for her time or she'll act weird/shy or tell you it is true.
Either way, mystery ******* solved and you can all go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.
Either way, mystery ******* solved and you can all go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.
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heartlessrobot ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-] See, the problem is I don't know which girl it is and I'm way too awkward to go up to ten different girls and try that.
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heartlessrobot ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-] He's not even my friend, I've never met him before this semester. The only reason I'm flipping out about this is one of my friends have said it's true and the other said "He might be lying but I think she MIGHT like you". I'm debating whether or not to waterboard one of them until they tell me.
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sirfistalot (04/16/2013) [-] >be me
>have a 7.5/10 cute girl co-worker
>she seems to like me,we flirt time to time
>one day,me playing vidya gaems at home
>she calls me from work, almost crying, asking me to come over
>"sure,I ll just finish the game and I ll be there in 20 minutes" ************ .jpg
>be late 1 hour,but she is glad I came
>she is super sad about something (till this day I dont know what was it)
>hugs me with all her force,crying
>notnowboner.jpg
>tap her awkwardly on her back
>"please cheer me up,I had a terrible day and you are the only one who is always around when I need something."
>wut.jpg
>proceed to computer and I show her map of middle earth and told her everything about dwarfs (I was playing Third Age- Total War mod that day and she interrupted in the middle of the important battle)
>she looked me as I was a biggest dumbass on the planet
>ignored her,kept talking about dwarfs n **** about half hour,she looks bored but not sad anymore
>"I m glad I could help,bye"
> "...bye" and I could see on her face she wanted to slap me
>Left her and hurried back home to finish the battle
>friends fw I told them what have I done
>have a 7.5/10 cute girl co-worker
>she seems to like me,we flirt time to time
>one day,me playing vidya gaems at home
>she calls me from work, almost crying, asking me to come over
>"sure,I ll just finish the game and I ll be there in 20 minutes" ************ .jpg
>be late 1 hour,but she is glad I came
>she is super sad about something (till this day I dont know what was it)
>hugs me with all her force,crying
>notnowboner.jpg
>tap her awkwardly on her back
>"please cheer me up,I had a terrible day and you are the only one who is always around when I need something."
>wut.jpg
>proceed to computer and I show her map of middle earth and told her everything about dwarfs (I was playing Third Age- Total War mod that day and she interrupted in the middle of the important battle)
>she looked me as I was a biggest dumbass on the planet
>ignored her,kept talking about dwarfs n **** about half hour,she looks bored but not sad anymore
>"I m glad I could help,bye"
> "...bye" and I could see on her face she wanted to slap me
>Left her and hurried back home to finish the battle
>friends fw I told them what have I done
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sirfistalot (04/16/2013) [-] funny thing is we are dating now for more than a 6 moths...
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slumberdonkey (04/16/2013) [-] oh my god drolom! you can't just ask dwarf if he is pro dwarf!
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stijnverheye (04/16/2013) [-] we all do , but the risk is worth the reward
thats what they keep telling me !
thats what they keep telling me !
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joehue (04/16/2013) [-] >Be me 3 years ago, in Junior year of high school.
>Be in class, sit next to 9/10 girl.
>Talk to girl next to me and mess around with each other every day.
>She asks out of nowhere if I want her number.
>Catches me off-guard, mind thinks we're still in play mode and say 'Pfft, no thanks' without thinking.
>MFW I realize days after what I just did.
>Be in class, sit next to 9/10 girl.
>Talk to girl next to me and mess around with each other every day.
>She asks out of nowhere if I want her number.
>Catches me off-guard, mind thinks we're still in play mode and say 'Pfft, no thanks' without thinking.
>MFW I realize days after what I just did.
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stijnverheye (04/16/2013) [-] i always notice afterwards , like 3 hours further ;c
>working at student job , in a hospital
>doing dishes and ****
>other girl starts to work there
>7/10 cute friendly and smart
>ah well probably never
>talk and **** for a week
>suddenly it was different
>she ask me if i want to go to a party with her
>i say , ha **** no , i hate parties
>3 hours later she asks again , i still say no
>she seems sad and leaves , i smile to compensate
>3 hours later , sitting on the internet not being productive
>see its raining and i was imagining how i could give her my jacket and kiss
> **** **** , RAGE because i realize what i did
>realize how its one of them many moments something happen like this
>masturbate and cry
>working at student job , in a hospital
>doing dishes and ****
>other girl starts to work there
>7/10 cute friendly and smart
>ah well probably never
>talk and **** for a week
>suddenly it was different
>she ask me if i want to go to a party with her
>i say , ha **** no , i hate parties
>3 hours later she asks again , i still say no
>she seems sad and leaves , i smile to compensate
>3 hours later , sitting on the internet not being productive
>see its raining and i was imagining how i could give her my jacket and kiss
> **** **** , RAGE because i realize what i did
>realize how its one of them many moments something happen like this
>masturbate and cry
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stijnverheye (04/16/2013) [-] >every week goddamn detention because bad marks
>i see girl that is watching me quite much
>guess its normal , too shy to respond so no care
>notice her in hallways and gym at school looking at me all the time
>after a decent amount of time i start to like it
>8/10 curves , blond and nice smile(also nice boobs)
>tells friend 1 who tells to friend 2 who knows her
>oh great he said it to her with my name
>walk to train station with friend 1 see her and my other friend 2
>friend 1 says i think she watches me whole time
>FML , embarrassing as **** , start to laugh as it was a joke
>she looks full of disappointment andembarrassing nerd class makes it worse
>give up i will have other chances
>she had 2 boyfriends in a year ( i ignored her for a year)
>despite that fact , she still looks at me ,i have no idea how to react to this
> still too shy to react on this because i am not sure if its flirting or not
>go to gym , quite happy , getting stronger body , getting alpha
>sadly only 4 treadmills and a big mirror in front of it(need to run)
>sees her with her mom and sister paying for a month
>NOOOoooo , despite the fact that my school is in another city she is still here
>oh well look at that, she also lives in the same district FML
>but no it gets worse , they use 3 of 4 treadmills in front of the mirror
>luckily a pedo picks that last spot ,phew i guess next time
>guess i will run the next visit next to her and her mother before a mirror and i need to run minimal 30 ******* minutes without making eye contact
>1 year (and still going)and i have still not ******* idea what is happening (anyone?)
>i see girl that is watching me quite much
>guess its normal , too shy to respond so no care
>notice her in hallways and gym at school looking at me all the time
>after a decent amount of time i start to like it
>8/10 curves , blond and nice smile(also nice boobs)
>tells friend 1 who tells to friend 2 who knows her
>oh great he said it to her with my name
>walk to train station with friend 1 see her and my other friend 2
>friend 1 says i think she watches me whole time
>FML , embarrassing as **** , start to laugh as it was a joke
>she looks full of disappointment andembarrassing nerd class makes it worse
>give up i will have other chances
>she had 2 boyfriends in a year ( i ignored her for a year)
>despite that fact , she still looks at me ,i have no idea how to react to this
> still too shy to react on this because i am not sure if its flirting or not
>go to gym , quite happy , getting stronger body , getting alpha
>sadly only 4 treadmills and a big mirror in front of it(need to run)
>sees her with her mom and sister paying for a month
>NOOOoooo , despite the fact that my school is in another city she is still here
>oh well look at that, she also lives in the same district FML
>but no it gets worse , they use 3 of 4 treadmills in front of the mirror
>luckily a pedo picks that last spot ,phew i guess next time
>guess i will run the next visit next to her and her mother before a mirror and i need to run minimal 30 ******* minutes without making eye contact
>1 year (and still going)and i have still not ******* idea what is happening (anyone?)
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teenytinyspider (04/16/2013) [-]
>be me
>be in church
>guy and I talking about video games and stuff
>Later on, talking with family about guy
>mention how I think guy is hitting on me
>killjoy sister says,"He's probably just being friendly."
Why won't she let me pretend?
inb4 she's jealous, she's married actually. She had no reason to be a killjoy.
>be in church
>guy and I talking about video games and stuff
>Later on, talking with family about guy
>mention how I think guy is hitting on me
>killjoy sister says,"He's probably just being friendly."
Why won't she let me pretend?
inb4 she's jealous, she's married actually. She had no reason to be a killjoy.
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ttubkcid ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-] >me, about 14, average looking girl
>in hospital for some gastric problems, nothing too serious though
>stay in the same room with a girl my age, 6/10 but really fun
>she basically dragged me everywhere, including the ******* bathroom stall
> I even woke up with her playing with my hair
>after a week the doctors told me I could go home
>she started crying because she had to stay for a little more and time in hospital is like time in prison
>she was literally crying on my shoulder
>awkwardly trying to comfort her
>she holds her face a few centimeters away from mine and stares into my eyes
>my brain froze and we stood like that for about 10 minutes
mfw I realized I'm romantically retarded.
>in hospital for some gastric problems, nothing too serious though
>stay in the same room with a girl my age, 6/10 but really fun
>she basically dragged me everywhere, including the ******* bathroom stall
> I even woke up with her playing with my hair
>after a week the doctors told me I could go home
>she started crying because she had to stay for a little more and time in hospital is like time in prison
>she was literally crying on my shoulder
>awkwardly trying to comfort her
>she holds her face a few centimeters away from mine and stares into my eyes
>my brain froze and we stood like that for about 10 minutes
mfw I realized I'm romantically retarded.
