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User avatar #3 - Sataria
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...can someone please explain the joke?
#139 to #3 - findtheninja
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Black people smell bad (according to racists), so the one guy who actually uses body spray is called body spray.
Black people smell bad (according to racists), so the one guy who actually uses body spray is called body spray.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Only if you axe nicely
#5 to #4 - Sataria
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User avatar #6 to #5 - fatherfucker
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Congrats on not being racist!
User avatar #8 to #6 - Sataria
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Can you please explain the joke to me, straight forwardly
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatherfucker
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black people sometimes pronounce "ask" as "aks"
User avatar #20 to #9 - hideyowives
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i dont know if i should feel proud or stupid as **** to not get that joke
User avatar #143 to #9 - rokkarokkaali
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See, this isn't lack of racism, this is lack of black people around me.
#38 to #9 - anon id: 56eb74b1
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I had no idea.
User avatar #63 to #5 - ICEDgrunge
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******* use "AXE" and "ASK" in the opposite position they are meant to be in the above story picture thing
#7 to #4 - Sataria
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I really don't understand this joke....not even the slightest and I can't figure out what an axe has to do with all of this...
User avatar #10 to #7 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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You must live in a nice neighborhood.
User avatar #121 to #7 - quinos
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Basically, black people are known for reversing the words AXE and ASK as in "Let me axe you a question" he wears axe body sray (it's a deodorant) and they call it Ask body spray, reversing Ask and Axe
#15 to #4 - bsto
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perfect
#29 - jeej
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Oh man. I instantly thought that the black dudes where trying to rob him, and he sprayed the Axe in their eyes, saying; JUST ASK NICELY.
I overthink ****.
User avatar #46 to #29 - sirfisticuffs
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*just axe nicely
#48 - Metallicock
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MFW   
seriously, I don't get it
MFW
seriously, I don't get it
#132 to #48 - drinpa
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Well I got it, but I'm not racist. Racism is a crime.

And crime is for black people.
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User avatar #59 to #48 - bowties
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Black people pronounce the word "ask" as "axe"
User avatar #81 to #59 - guymandude
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*really ghetto black people
User avatar #64 to #59 - Metallicock
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oh I thought everyone did that
User avatar #66 to #59 - thederpestest
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I thought it was something with "ask if you wanted your body sprayed" (get shot) or something like that.
#110 - cheated
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I was driving home one afternoon when I noticed a black man walking the opposite direction carrying a large TV. I thought, "Hey, that looks like mine!" but then I remembered, mine is at home polishing my shoes.
I was driving home one afternoon when I noticed a black man walking the opposite direction carrying a large TV. I thought, "Hey, that looks like mine!" but then I remembered, mine is at home polishing my shoes.
#95 - peggscott
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Hell, I already know I'm not racist!! Some of my best slaves are black!!
User avatar #28 - dagramcraka
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Well i guess im not racist then.
User avatar #53 - wrought
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My friend was in his cooking class, making cupcakes. They were supposed to come out white.
One group's came out brown.
He said "Those cupcakes must be from Africa."
Everyone just stared at him.
User avatar #55 to #53 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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People only laugh at racism on the internet.
User avatar #60 to #55 - wrought
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This other time, he was listening to Necromorph Soup, and an announcement about some dead student or another came on
And there was a moment of silence
Everyone just heard
necromorph soup
necromorph soup
it's a very simple recipe just giblets guts and goop
User avatar #61 to #60 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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I like this guy already.
User avatar #62 to #61 - wrought
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He has a bunch of stories like this
LIAM STORY NUMBER THREE
He was in a class with this retard who would take everything as an insult
He tells the kid to pull up his pants
the kid accuses him of "bullying" him
Tells his mom
His mom comes to school saying Liam threatened her kid's life
Even the principal smelled that ********
User avatar #126 to #62 - blazedallday
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******* gay DAWG
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User avatar #105 to #70 - wrought
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Do you think I should post them?
User avatar #108 to #105 - shockstorm
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Yes, you should. You could get frontpage anyday.
User avatar #118 to #108 - wrought
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User avatar #119 to #107 - wrought
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User avatar #120 to #61 - wrought
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#21 - achphoenix
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User avatar #26 to #21 - ireallylikepotatoe
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Some of our African-American friends pronounce "ask" as "axe".
#36 to #26 - mrvoodoo
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ooooh!
User avatar #35 to #26 - Blargosnarf
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Wait, everyone I know pronounces it like that... including me.
#33 to #26 - wakingeyes
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Aren't Arfican-Americans the ones who pronounce it the right way then..?
User avatar #27 to #26 - achphoenix
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hm, i wouldnt know, Denmark, i actually dont know anyone of african roots. Though i have a Tamil friend :3
User avatar #49 to #27 - deadadventurer
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Denmark has quite a large share of *******...
#93 - bighairyfart
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Suddenly all of FJ doesn't get the joke...
User avatar #39 - stallwallwriter
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...or he lives in the year 3000?

And if you get that joke then you, like me, watch far too much futurama.
User avatar #51 to #39 - douevensax
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I WATCH TOO MUCH FUTURAMA. awesome
#41 to #39 - arrisarrad
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So it's a Futurama reference. Thank God, for a moment I thought I really wasn't racist!
So it's a Futurama reference. Thank God, for a moment I thought I really wasn't racist!
User avatar #42 to #41 - stallwallwriter
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Well, I think it's supposed to be a race joke.
It's just that in Futurama there's one or two episodes where the joke is that the use of "axe" for "ask" has spread such that it's the standard pronunciation, and being the dork that I am, that's what I thought of.
(Sorry, I'm not trying to spoil things by explaining stuff.)
User avatar #56 to #39 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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There's no such thing as TOO much futurama.
#58 to #56 - stallwallwriter
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Good point.
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