wellllll no genius - #89839348 added by skinless at McDisasters 6: Hillbilly Garbage Ditch

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(04/16/2013)[-]

Don't mean to be a dick, but I'm 94.6% sure that these are complete and utter ********.

My mom has been a supervisor for 7 McDonald's restaurant for the good part of 15 years, and I've been around the franchise all my life, not to mention I've worked there personally for almost 2 years.

Anyway, I'm nearly positive that our windows aren't made of plexiglass, who is going to put out the extra money for that, because Corporate sure as hell isn't. The fact that he called the microphone the "order box" is definitely questionable, our trash cans are up on high curbs and are made of concrete, the lids are made of very heavy plastic, so if one managed to come off from sheer force, it probably wouldn't make any sparks. And this is conjecture, but the odds of a GM (owner) reprimanding a manager for NOT SERVING FOOD WHEN THERE IS NO FOOD PREPPED OR EVEN REMOTELY READY TO SERVE is ridiculously low.

Lastly, you would think being threatened with a shotgun would have made it to the first post, as the most important/dramatic, instead it was some trucker. I just... I can't find any logic in these. Sorry to be that guy , but it just strikes me as unlikely.

#175 to #133 - Eggerz

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(04/21/2013)[-]

maybe this is an old mcdonalds building with the old style order box. the one closest to me had that and it wasn't until they tore down and rebuilt the building did the drive thru menu board and order mic change.

#165 to #133 - dickbewt

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(04/17/2013)[-]

Even if they are fakes, they're still hilarious.

#171 to #165 - hoskins

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(04/17/2013)[-]

Not saying they aren't just saying it's ********.

#158 to #133 - dildoes

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(04/16/2013)[-]

Regardless of the honesty of these posts, they're still funny.

#157 to #133 - calibratuner

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(04/16/2013)[-]

I used to work at mcdonalds too, and perhaps your bins are in concrete with heavy plastic lids, but ours sure are now. Glass windows, and an order box, not microphone.

#151 to #133 - grandmabetty

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(04/16/2013)[-]

If it's ******* hilarious, nobody really cares. We're not stupid, we know when something's obviously fake or not, there's no point in saying 'guise this is clearly fake because:__'

#150 to #133 - skinless

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(04/16/2013)[-]

wellllll no **** genius

#146 to #133 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/16/2013)[-]

believe what you want. don't what you don't. i'm tired of long-winded descriptions.

#145 to #133 - mizzycupcakes

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(04/16/2013)[-]

Doesn't make you a dick for questioning a wild story posted by some random on the internet. The stories are entertaining but they're not true. lol

#140 to #133 - anon id: efb557c0

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(04/16/2013)[-]

I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, because;
1>People are actually that stupid
2>Mcdonalds are ******* everywhere, chances are he works at one located in "The bad part of town" which would explain the plexiglass

Even if they're not real they're pretty friggen funny. So thumbs from me.

#139 to #133 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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#136 to #133 - IamEllis

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(04/16/2013)[-]

I agree, ********

#134 to #133 - SemiAnon

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(04/16/2013)[-]

Did you hate Batman for being a fictional story?

#147 to #134 - mizzycupcakes

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(04/16/2013)[-]

No because they never tried to say they were true.

#135 to #134 - hoskins

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(04/16/2013)[-]

Nope, but the fact that he's pretending that this **** happens is annoying.

#138 to #135 - higginz

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(04/16/2013)[-]

I didn't think they were meant to be believable...

#142 to #138 - anon id: 7e80ad02

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(04/16/2013)[-]

why is it annoying? why? do you get pissed at every piece of fictional literature you read? do you have nothing better to do? just thumb down and **** off. oh, and good for you for working for a ******* mcdonalds, you faggot.

#144 to #142 - higginz

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(04/16/2013)[-]

Uh... was that supposed to be aimed at me?

#148 to #144 - anon id: 7e80ad02

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(04/16/2013)[-]

nope, hoskins. i mean, come on. believe it or not. who cares if they're real? this dude is just putting **** up here for the hues anyways. i don't ******* care if they're real. who the **** cares if they're real?

#161 to #148 - hoskins

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(04/16/2013)[-]

Me, obviously. Why does it bug me? Because **** like this is all over the internet, and from the "OMG FOR "ARE YOU AN ILLEGAL ALIEN" ON THE APPLICATION HE PUT ALIENS DONT EXIST DUMY"
Like I said, I don't mean to be that one ******, but I felt it had to be done in this case. I apologize for any jimmies rustled.