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    #11 - Mebeshe
    Reply+76
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    Your manager got written up for following policy? This happened to me:    
> Be hostess at IHOP.    
> Sunday morning post-church rush. Was a 45 minute wait for two people.    
> I seat two fat Mexicans, woman with shariped eyebrows and 200+ pounds of fat, the man wearing bling and a grill.    
> They shout their order at me, two full pancake platters, and two coffees.    
> I apologize that I can't take their order because I'm not a waitress but I will send their waitress over.    
> Get their waitress and she takes their order.    
> 1 hour later I get called into the office and my manager tells me I'm suspended for a week because I "was rude to regular guests" and he had to comp their meals and I will get no pay during the week I am suspended.    
> MFW I got suspended for something I didn't even ******* do when I was just following procedure.
    Your manager got written up for following policy? This happened to me:
    > Be hostess at IHOP.
    > Sunday morning post-church rush. Was a 45 minute wait for two people.
    > I seat two fat Mexicans, woman with shariped eyebrows and 200+ pounds of fat, the man wearing bling and a grill.
    > They shout their order at me, two full pancake platters, and two coffees.
    > I apologize that I can't take their order because I'm not a waitress but I will send their waitress over.
    > Get their waitress and she takes their order.
    > 1 hour later I get called into the office and my manager tells me I'm suspended for a week because I "was rude to regular guests" and he had to comp their meals and I will get no pay during the week I am suspended.
    > MFW I got suspended for something I didn't even ******* do when I was just following procedure.
    User avatar#177 to #11 - garymotherfingoak
    Reply0
    (02/27/2014)[-]
    are you still hired there?
    #173 to #11 - CGSmij
    Reply0
    (04/18/2013)[-]
    >Thumbed for Stiles.
    >Didn't read.
    #105 to #11 - redtooth#334 on commentsRank#334
    Reply+1
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    Here, have a gif for your troubles.
    Here, have a gif for your troubles.
    #172 to #105 - Mebeshe
    Reply+2
    (04/18/2013)[-]
    You are a god. Have one in return.
    You are a god. Have one in return.
    User avatar#12 to #11 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+2
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    that's rough man. my wife is sill in food service. luckily she works for the Sheritan, though, so she gets pretty decent people most of the time. but every once in a while, she'll have a real **** table. waaaaay less than a normal restaurant though. if you're still in food service, check into serving at a hotel.
    #13 to #12 - Mebeshe
    Reply+2
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    I'm working at a little mom and pop place that's been around for 120 years. It's actually pretty cool so far. I'm going to culinary school so I might be able to spread my wings a bit.
    User avatar#14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+1
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    culinary's a good degree, there's always a market for good chefs.
    #15 to #14 - Mebeshe
    Reply+2
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    Funny thing is I don't wanna own a restaurant. I want to travel the world and write about the cultures. The proper name is Culinary Anthropologist. Like Bizarre Foods.
    User avatar#16 to #15 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply0
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    interesting. didn't know you could do that. thought that would be considered journalism..
    #17 to #16 - Mebeshe
    Reply+2
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    You need a culinary school background to know what you're talking about.
    User avatar#18 to #17 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+2
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    makes sense now that you say that. otherwise it would be like 'this crepe tastes JUST like those cream puffies you get at costco!' or 'I'm all for good tex-mex, but I think Taco Bell makes a better beef burrito than this one in Mexico!'

    its cool that theirs actually a degree program for something you're passionate about, tho. I wish they had an xbox-controller-building associates program, or a local media server troubleshooting degree..haha
    #19 to #18 - Mebeshe
    Reply+3
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    A lot of community colleges have a video development program. I know mine does.
    User avatar#20 to #19 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply0
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    not a fan of video development. i just spend a lot of time dicking around with the DHCP server functions and settings at home, so I can watch my digital movies with the kids and what not.
    #21 to #20 - Mebeshe
    Reply+2
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    I'm sure there's a program for that somewhere.
    User avatar#22 to #21 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply0
    (04/16/2013)[-]
    yah, but for right now, gotta stick it out. just waiting for any mechanical position to open up somewhere locally. that's what i'm good at and enjoy doing.
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