McDisasters 6: Hillbilly Garbage Ditch. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Later than promised, but it's up. Been a busy day so far guys and
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McDisasters 6: Hillbilly Garbage Ditch

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Later than promised, but it's up. Been a busy day so far guys and gals. Enjoy at your own risk, part 7 to come if response is positive! Positive feedback is dropping off a little bit, just let me know when you're tired of these!

PART 1 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/

PART 5 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4538188/McDisasters+5+Call+me+Ishmael/
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Submitted: 04/15/2013
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#11 - Mebeshe (04/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Your manager got written up for following policy? This happened to me:
> Be hostess at IHOP.
> Sunday morning post-church rush. Was a 45 minute wait for two people.
> I seat two fat Mexicans, woman with shariped eyebrows and 200+ pounds of fat, the man wearing bling and a grill.
> They shout their order at me, two full pancake platters, and two coffees.
> I apologize that I can't take their order because I'm not a waitress but I will send their waitress over.
> Get their waitress and she takes their order.
> 1 hour later I get called into the office and my manager tells me I'm suspended for a week because I "was rude to regular guests" and he had to comp their meals and I will get no pay during the week I am suspended.
> MFW I got suspended for something I didn't even ******* do when I was just following procedure.
User avatar #2 - fukkenname (04/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I just want to comment on this before this reaches front page
#35 - confuseddinosaur (04/16/2013) [-]
You need a bouncer dressed as Ronald.
You need a bouncer dressed as Ronald.
User avatar #9 - kingarturi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
how often does this stuff happen to you? you're like a Mctrouble magnet.
#73 - radamski (04/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
After reading these, the white text in the comments looks slightly pink..
After reading these, the white text in the comments looks slightly pink..
#133 - hoskins (04/16/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Don't mean to be a dick, but I'm 94.6% sure that these are complete and utter ******** .

My mom has been a supervisor for 7 McDonald's restaurant for the good part of 15 years, and I've been around the franchise all my life, not to mention I've worked there personally for almost 2 years.

Anyway, I'm nearly positive that our windows aren't made of plexiglass, who is going to put out the extra money for that, because Corporate sure as hell isn't. The fact that he called the microphone the "order box" is definitely questionable, our trash cans are up on high curbs and are made of concrete, the lids are made of very heavy plastic, so if one managed to come off from sheer force, it probably wouldn't make any sparks. And this is conjecture, but the odds of a GM (owner) reprimanding a manager for NOT SERVING FOOD WHEN THERE IS NO FOOD PREPPED OR EVEN REMOTELY READY TO SERVE is ridiculously low.

Lastly, you would think being threatened with a shotgun would have made it to the first post, as the most important/dramatic, instead it was some trucker. I just... I can't find any logic in these. Sorry to be that guy , but it just strikes me as unlikely.
User avatar #55 - bleedingliar (04/16/2013) [-]
Gotta keep doin these. Best thing iv ever seen on Funnyjunk
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#84 - tragono **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
... Peels out?   
What?
... Peels out?
What?
#96 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sure... Because McDonald's uses dishes that need washing.
#106 to #96 - schneidend (04/16/2013) [-]
And this is why anons are human garbage.
User avatar #49 - diabolicgnome ONLINE (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you work at the worst ******* Mc Donald's ever
#51 to #49 - Spikeydeath (04/16/2013) [-]
i worked at a terrible taco bell, i should write stories too
User avatar #46 - RandomAnonGuy (04/16/2013) [-]
I swear it feels like he's just making up more and more ridiculous **** to see what we'll believe.
Goods show though.
#141 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/16/2013) [-]
How many actually went to timetoduckdynastyyououttahere.msnbc.com?
#128 - boskoisbeast (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You work at the most interesting mcdonalds in the world, I have friends who have worked at fast food places for over 10 years and haven't had one story that even comes close to these   
   
makes me wonder...
You work at the most interesting mcdonalds in the world, I have friends who have worked at fast food places for over 10 years and haven't had one story that even comes close to these

makes me wonder...
#47 - ashedust (04/16/2013) [-]
I have nothing particularly interesting to tell about working as a delivery driver for Jimmy John's.   
   
Except that I had to work on the night of December 20th last year. I was afraid some "end of the world" nut would order and shoot me just cause they thought they'd have no consequences to deal with.   
   
MFW Every order to a non-regular customer.
I have nothing particularly interesting to tell about working as a delivery driver for Jimmy John's.

Except that I had to work on the night of December 20th last year. I was afraid some "end of the world" nut would order and shoot me just cause they thought they'd have no consequences to deal with.

MFW Every order to a non-regular customer.
#32 - klutzyspy (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
peels over? wtf does that even mean?
User avatar #39 to #32 - skulldan (04/16/2013) [-]
he is a banana, and someone has removed his layers protecting it from disaster!
#74 - analtrauma (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What McDonald's has dishes to clean?
#77 to #74 - lessahteen (04/16/2013) [-]
Cooking utensils need to be cleaned too.
User avatar #8 - thatscrewedupkid (04/16/2013) [-]
these are the funniest things on the site today. keep this **** coming like the 2.99 nuggets on monday nights
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