McDisasters 6: Hillbilly Garbage Ditch. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Later than promised, but it's up. Been a busy day so far guys and
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McDisasters 6: Hillbilly Garbage Ditch

McDisasters 6: Hillbilly Garbage Ditch. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Later than promised, but it's up. Been a busy day so far guys and

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Later than promised, but it's up. Been a busy day so far guys and gals. Enjoy at your own risk, part 7 to come if response is positive! Positive feedback is dropping off a little bit, just let me know when you're tired of these!

PART 1 /funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 /funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 /funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 /funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/

PART 5 /funny_pictures/4538188/McDisasters+5+Call+me+Ishmael/
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.comanderspy and masterchiefawesome.. where did you go, my lovelies?

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#11 - Mebeshe (04/16/2013) [-]
Your manager got written up for following policy? This happened to me:
> Be hostess at IHOP.
> Sunday morning post-church rush. Was a 45 minute wait for two people.
> I seat two fat Mexicans, woman with shariped eyebrows and 200+ pounds of fat, the man wearing bling and a grill.
> They shout their order at me, two full pancake platters, and two coffees.
> I apologize that I can't take their order because I'm not a waitress but I will send their waitress over.
> Get their waitress and she takes their order.
> 1 hour later I get called into the office and my manager tells me I'm suspended for a week because I "was rude to regular guests" and he had to comp their meals and I will get no pay during the week I am suspended.
> MFW I got suspended for something I didn't even ******* do when I was just following procedure.
#173 to #11 - CGSmij (04/18/2013) [-]
>Thumbed for Stiles.
>Didn't read.
User avatar #177 to #11 - garymotherfingoak (02/27/2014) [-]
are you still hired there?
#105 to #11 - redtooth ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Here, have a gif for your troubles.
Here, have a gif for your troubles.
#172 to #105 - Mebeshe (04/18/2013) [-]
You are a god. Have one in return.
You are a god. Have one in return.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sirbrentcoe (04/16/2013) [-]
that's rough man. my wife is sill in food service. luckily she works for the Sheritan, though, so she gets pretty decent people most of the time. but every once in a while, she'll have a real **** table. waaaaay less than a normal restaurant though. if you're still in food service, check into serving at a hotel.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Mebeshe (04/16/2013) [-]
I'm working at a little mom and pop place that's been around for 120 years. It's actually pretty cool so far. I'm going to culinary school so I might be able to spread my wings a bit.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (04/16/2013) [-]
culinary's a good degree, there's always a market for good chefs.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Mebeshe (04/16/2013) [-]
Funny thing is I don't wanna own a restaurant. I want to travel the world and write about the cultures. The proper name is Culinary Anthropologist. Like Bizarre Foods.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sirbrentcoe (04/16/2013) [-]
interesting. didn't know you could do that. thought that would be considered journalism..
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mebeshe (04/16/2013) [-]
You need a culinary school background to know what you're talking about.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sirbrentcoe (04/16/2013) [-]
makes sense now that you say that. otherwise it would be like 'this crepe tastes JUST like those cream puffies you get at costco!' or 'I'm all for good tex-mex, but I think Taco Bell makes a better beef burrito than this one in Mexico!'

its cool that theirs actually a degree program for something you're passionate about, tho. I wish they had an xbox-controller-building associates program, or a local media server troubleshooting degree..haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - Mebeshe (04/16/2013) [-]
A lot of community colleges have a video development program. I know mine does.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sirbrentcoe (04/16/2013) [-]
not a fan of video development. i just spend a lot of time dicking around with the DHCP server functions and settings at home, so I can watch my digital movies with the kids and what not.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mebeshe (04/16/2013) [-]
I'm sure there's a program for that somewhere.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sirbrentcoe (04/16/2013) [-]
yah, but for right now, gotta stick it out. just waiting for any mechanical position to open up somewhere locally. that's what i'm good at and enjoy doing.
#35 - confuseddinosaur (04/16/2013) [-]
You need a bouncer dressed as Ronald.
You need a bouncer dressed as Ronald.
#73 - radamski (04/16/2013) [-]
After reading these, the white text in the comments looks slightly pink..
After reading these, the white text in the comments looks slightly pink..
User avatar #143 to #73 - fluttersquee (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh god damn it, now I can't stop seeing them as being pink. Cheers for that mate.
#129 to #73 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh good, I thought I might be having an aneurysm
User avatar #156 to #73 - nicepeter (04/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I know what you mean.
User avatar #9 - kingarturi (04/16/2013) [-]
how often does this stuff happen to you? you're like a Mctrouble magnet.
#153 to #9 - siryoloswagsalot (04/16/2013) [-]
God I thought that last word was going to be nugget. "Mctrouble Nugget". I am not a smart man
User avatar #10 to #9 - sirbrentcoe (04/16/2013) [-]
happened over a 4 year 'career' with that particular store.
User avatar #2 - fukkenname (04/15/2013) [-]
I just want to comment on this before this reaches front page
User avatar #23 to #2 - captainrattrap ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I just want to reply to this before it reaches top comment.
User avatar #81 to #23 - wesselite (04/16/2013) [-]
nobody likes a copycat.
#98 to #81 - fukkenname (04/16/2013) [-]
That's ******** . This card was bitchin'
User avatar #162 to #98 - wesselite (04/17/2013) [-]
>_> never liked that card, it was frustrating to fight.
User avatar #163 to #162 - fukkenname (04/17/2013) [-]
Well you know, that's when you pull out "Black Hole"

Until the ************* banned it. And they banned "Change of Heart" too
#174 to #163 - lifetime (04/20/2013) [-]
This is really late, but whatever. It's called dark hole, and it isn't banned anymore. It's limited.
User avatar #164 to #81 - captainrattrap ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
I've seen comments before like this that everyone thought was funny. Just wanted to make a joke is all.
User avatar #46 - RandomAnonGuy (04/16/2013) [-]
I swear it feels like he's just making up more and more ridiculous **** to see what we'll believe.
Goods show though.
User avatar #55 - bleedingliar (04/16/2013) [-]
Gotta keep doin these. Best thing iv ever seen on Funnyjunk
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#141 - John Cena (04/16/2013) [-]
How many actually went to timetoduckdynastyyououttahere.msnbc.com?
#128 - boskoisbeast (04/16/2013) [-]
You work at the most interesting mcdonalds in the world, I have friends who have worked at fast food places for over 10 years and haven't had one story that even comes close to these   
   
makes me wonder...
You work at the most interesting mcdonalds in the world, I have friends who have worked at fast food places for over 10 years and haven't had one story that even comes close to these

makes me wonder...
#178 to #128 - sdunlap (06/28/2014) [-]
Anyone else notice the random petting of Cookie Monster..? O_o
#130 to #128 - hoskins (04/16/2013) [-]
No joke. Not to mention, you think being threatened with a gun would be the first story, I've worked at McDonald's for two years, my mom has been a supervisor for nearly 15 years, I know a bit about it, and while I can't say for sure, these really sound like ******** .
#47 - ashedust (04/16/2013) [-]
I have nothing particularly interesting to tell about working as a delivery driver for Jimmy John's.   
   
Except that I had to work on the night of December 20th last year. I was afraid some "end of the world" nut would order and shoot me just cause they thought they'd have no consequences to deal with.   
   
MFW Every order to a non-regular customer.
I have nothing particularly interesting to tell about working as a delivery driver for Jimmy John's.

Except that I had to work on the night of December 20th last year. I was afraid some "end of the world" nut would order and shoot me just cause they thought they'd have no consequences to deal with.

MFW Every order to a non-regular customer.
#84 - tragono **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
... Peels out?   
What?
... Peels out?
What?
#160 to #84 - feraltoast (04/16/2013) [-]
Who the hell has never heard that euphemism?
Who the hell has never heard that euphemism?
#88 to #84 - lazragoon (04/16/2013) [-]
It means going as a fast as **** .
#176 to #84 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
Peeling out as in kinda like in a truck, revvinhg up engine than driving and the tail bed will start swinging sinde to side. Hillbilly thing.

Perfect use of David Tennant gif
User avatar #94 to #84 - JohnTheRipper (04/16/2013) [-]
peel your tires then your outta there, man. Peel out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQZ4jeb_xBA
User avatar #113 to #94 - JohnTheRipper (04/16/2013) [-]
you're*
User avatar #95 to #84 - exclamation (04/16/2013) [-]
Euphemism for accelerating violently.
User avatar #115 to #95 - exclamation (04/16/2013) [-]
You, err, have a point.
User avatar #86 to #84 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Did OP forget to mention he's an orange? That's crucial to the story.
#87 to #86 - tragono **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
Ok then.
#133 - hoskins (04/16/2013) [-]
Don't mean to be a dick, but I'm 94.6% sure that these are complete and utter ******** .

My mom has been a supervisor for 7 McDonald's restaurant for the good part of 15 years, and I've been around the franchise all my life, not to mention I've worked there personally for almost 2 years.

Anyway, I'm nearly positive that our windows aren't made of plexiglass, who is going to put out the extra money for that, because Corporate sure as hell isn't. The fact that he called the microphone the "order box" is definitely questionable, our trash cans are up on high curbs and are made of concrete, the lids are made of very heavy plastic, so if one managed to come off from sheer force, it probably wouldn't make any sparks. And this is conjecture, but the odds of a GM (owner) reprimanding a manager for NOT SERVING FOOD WHEN THERE IS NO FOOD PREPPED OR EVEN REMOTELY READY TO SERVE is ridiculously low.

Lastly, you would think being threatened with a shotgun would have made it to the first post, as the most important/dramatic, instead it was some trucker. I just... I can't find any logic in these. Sorry to be that guy , but it just strikes me as unlikely.
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#150 to #133 - skinless (04/16/2013) [-]
wellllll no **** genius
#157 to #133 - calibratuner (04/16/2013) [-]
I used to work at mcdonalds too, and perhaps your bins are in concrete with heavy plastic lids, but ours sure are now. Glass windows, and an order box, not microphone.
User avatar #165 to #133 - dickbewt (04/17/2013) [-]
Even if they are fakes, they're still hilarious.
#171 to #165 - hoskins (04/17/2013) [-]
Not saying they aren't just saying it's ******** .
User avatar #175 to #133 - Eggerz (04/21/2013) [-]
maybe this is an old mcdonalds building with the old style order box. the one closest to me had that and it wasn't until they tore down and rebuilt the building did the drive thru menu board and order mic change.

User avatar #151 to #133 - grandmabetty (04/16/2013) [-]
If it's ******* hilarious, nobody really cares. We're not stupid, we know when something's obviously fake or not, there's no point in saying 'guise this is clearly fake because:__'
User avatar #158 to #133 - dildoes (04/16/2013) [-]
Regardless of the honesty of these posts, they're still funny.
#140 to #133 - John Cena (04/16/2013) [-]
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, because;
1>People are actually that stupid
2>Mcdonalds are ******* everywhere, chances are he works at one located in "The bad part of town" which would explain the plexiglass

Even if they're not real they're pretty friggen funny. So thumbs from me.
User avatar #146 to #133 - sirbrentcoe (04/16/2013) [-]
believe what you want. don't what you don't. i'm tired of long-winded descriptions.
User avatar #136 to #133 - IamEllis (04/16/2013) [-]
I agree, ********
#134 to #133 - SemiAnon (04/16/2013) [-]
Did you hate Batman for being a fictional story?
User avatar #147 to #134 - mizzycupcakes (04/16/2013) [-]
No because they never tried to say they were true.
#135 to #134 - hoskins (04/16/2013) [-]
Nope, but the fact that he's pretending that this **** happens is annoying.
User avatar #138 to #135 - higginz (04/16/2013) [-]
I didn't think they were meant to be believable...
#142 to #138 - John Cena (04/16/2013) [-]
why is it annoying? why? do you get pissed at every piece of fictional literature you read? do you have nothing better to do? just thumb down and **** off. oh, and good for you for working for a ******* mcdonalds, you faggot.
User avatar #144 to #142 - higginz (04/16/2013) [-]
Uh... was that supposed to be aimed at me?
#148 to #144 - John Cena (04/16/2013) [-]
nope, hoskins. i mean, come on. believe it or not. who cares if they're real? this dude is just putting **** up here for the hues anyways. i don't ******* care if they're real. who the **** cares if they're real?
#161 to #148 - hoskins (04/16/2013) [-]
Me, obviously. Why does it bug me? Because **** like this is all over the internet, and from the "OMG FOR "ARE YOU AN ILLEGAL ALIEN" ON THE APPLICATION HE PUT ALIENS DONT EXIST DUMY"
Like I said, I don't mean to be that one ****** , but I felt it had to be done in this case. I apologize for any jimmies rustled.
User avatar #145 to #133 - mizzycupcakes (04/16/2013) [-]
Doesn't make you a dick for questioning a wild story posted by some random on the internet. The stories are entertaining but they're not true. lol
#154 - bleebloo (04/16/2013) [-]
MY ******* EYES
User avatar #152 - qubot (04/16/2013) [-]
i want to work at the Mc donalds your working at, so much **** going on.
User avatar #79 - megusters (04/16/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
#76 - John Cena (04/16/2013) [-]
>proceeds to bury his truck in mud

Before I finished reading the sentence I thought he had been trying to hide the evidence or something.
#53 - metalbeasteg (04/16/2013) [-]
Lost it at "timetoduckdynastyouttahere.msnbc.com"
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