Maybe shes born with it. Maybe its. Want be scientist Studying horrible diseases Discover new disease It acts like horrible genetic mutation Name new disease Ma maybelline
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#20 - alucardshellhound
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#59 to #20 - studbeefpile
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#94 to #20 - landonGUNGUY
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#64 to #20 - iamjustheretoroll
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#73 to #20 - anon id: d5ed33a6
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What a roll!


This must be bisquick!
#96 to #20 - anon id: bb30e641
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*roll image*
#12 - neoexdeath
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I'm afraid it doesn't look good...your daughter has a Terminal case of ****** Syndrome...Her entire life will revolve around fried chicken, grape drank, and around the time she is fourteen, her ass will swell to the size of a compact car...
#13 to #12 - notanegro
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oh no... NOT MY FRIED CHIKCEN!
#77 to #13 - sumosquash
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According to your username, losing your fried chicken won't be a problem.
#45 to #12 - festinas
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"Grape drank"    
   
wut
"Grape drank"

wut
User avatar #19 to #12 - JohnTheRipper
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Terminal ****** Syndrome.....Its Terminal Negrosis you dumb ******.
#29 to #12 - schneidend
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I like that last symptom.
#36 - lemoron
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At first I read "Studying is a horrible disease"
stupid me
User avatar #84 to #36 - samjamfan
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error 404 "brain not found"
User avatar #60 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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>Name new disease Maybelline as a joke
>Company likes the publicity
>Company sues you over use of their name for more publicity
>Meanwhile the disease is cultured in company labs
>Company grows ungodly amounts of deadly Maybelline
>They weaponize the pathogen for maximum effectiveness
>You lose lawsuit, must empty your entire bank account to pay the settlement
>Company releases weaponized Maybelline into the population
>It quickly goes global, huge pandemic, billions die a horrible death
>Everyone is talking about Maybelline, brand name is all over every news station
>Company rakes in billions of dollars
>CEOs laugh and drink champagne in a golden hot tub that is literally filled with money
>You are responsible for the worst plague in history
>Killed by angry diseased mob
>Reborn as a tapeworm because of bad karma
>End up in colon of somebody that has Maybelline
>Basically live in a waterfall of diarrhea
>This time you were born with it AND it was Maybelline.
#82 to #60 - fourthusername
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that's capitalism for you
#26 - Mesmus
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**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #3901614 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** maybe its
User avatar #39 to #26 - vilememory
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Gin... ****** creeps me out.
#1 - pyrothermal
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#4 to #1 - jeppetp
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Do you see any green text? I don't...
User avatar #3 to #1 - kingarturi
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i've never seen her with her hair down. she looks cute.
User avatar #7 to #1 - ryanmck
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Implying one of the best green text stories ever (in my oppinion) wasn't only a few lines?
>Be born
>penis awkward touches moms vagina on the way out
>act like it never happened
#16 - tonkkax
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I thought it was another Pókemon intro parody.   
   
   
I was wrong.
I thought it was another Pókemon intro parody.


I was wrong.
User avatar #50 to #16 - daentraya
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I thought it was a poem
#30 to #16 - niteghost
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less o' dat fuzzy green
less o' dat fuzzy green
#44 - festinas
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When i say it... the song and tune is just automatically in my head.. when i try not to think about it, it still pops up! I can't say it without the tune!
When i say it... the song and tune is just automatically in my head.. when i try not to think about it, it still pops up! I can't say it without the tune!
#32 - imalex
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you deserve to be king of the internet, i have never laughed that long of something so inappropriate but hilarious   
(gif shows my exact reaction)
you deserve to be king of the internet, i have never laughed that long of something so inappropriate but hilarious
(gif shows my exact reaction)
#34 - Churd
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