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Maybe shes born with it

Maybe its

Want be scientist
Studying horrible diseases
Discover new disease
It acts like horrible genetic mutation
Name new disease Maybelline
Docters fram new en have wander
Maybe shes bcan with it
Maybe its Maybelline
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Submitted: 04/15/2013
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#88 - ykaliber (04/16/2013) [-]
Pure. ******* .genius.
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User avatar #81 - bitey (04/16/2013) [-]
Why is this on the front page? I can't seem to find the funny.

Where's the funny, Lebowski?
#97 to #81 - yourinvisiblegf (04/17/2013) [-]
I love you bro  =3
I love you bro =3
#75 - josa (04/16/2013) [-]
*rolI 2*
User avatar #85 to #75 - taquitogir (04/16/2013) [-]
**taquitogir rolls 50**
#74 - hookasmoka (04/16/2013) [-]
<------I think she has it.
<------I think she has it.
User avatar #72 - zytherman ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
But one day it will mutate to such a point where it can be given to the baby before they're born. so a doctor will be looking under a microscope run into their medical board panting. look up with a single tear dropping from his eye as he mutters
"She was born with it.... But it's still Maybelline"
Thus causing the worst disease known to man which wipes out most of the population.
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User avatar #70 - buttholee (04/16/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolled a random comment #64 posted by maskedhippo at soooo.... this happened ** :
seriously?


My new disease name...
User avatar #66 - drdiddly (04/16/2013) [-]
??? I don't get it.
Is this from a song? I probably haven't heard of it
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#79 to #68 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
Wow, I thought I was just a loser who wasn't up to date. It's times like these that I remember I don't have cable. Probably still am.
#69 to #68 - drdiddly (04/16/2013) [-]
Now I get it
picture unrelated
User avatar #67 to #66 - freedomreturns (04/16/2013) [-]
Commercial Jingle.
#65 - yourmotherishere (04/16/2013) [-]
**yourmotherishere rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Turtles aren't slow. ** what i was born with
#63 - alexanyways (04/16/2013) [-]
This irritated me.
User avatar #60 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
>Name new disease Maybelline as a joke
>Company likes the publicity
>Company sues you over use of their name for more publicity
>Meanwhile the disease is cultured in company labs
>Company grows ungodly amounts of deadly Maybelline
>They weaponize the pathogen for maximum effectiveness
>You lose lawsuit, must empty your entire bank account to pay the settlement
>Company releases weaponized Maybelline into the population
>It quickly goes global, huge pandemic, billions die a horrible death
>Everyone is talking about Maybelline, brand name is all over every news station
>Company rakes in billions of dollars
>CEOs laugh and drink champagne in a golden hot tub that is literally filled with money
>You are responsible for the worst plague in history
>Killed by angry diseased mob
>Reborn as a tapeworm because of bad karma
>End up in colon of somebody that has Maybelline
>Basically live in a waterfall of diarrhea
>This time you were born with it AND it was Maybelline.
#82 to #60 - fourthusername (04/16/2013) [-]
that's capitalism for you
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User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
if I ever find a common disease
I am going to name it small dick syndrome no matter what it is
And for girls
They can call it cancer.
User avatar #53 - damnusername (04/16/2013) [-]
I dont get it.
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