Terminal Lance "That One Guy". website: terminallance.com/ Found this thought it was funny.. 1' #3205 “Thai the, EH batface, pet aria? Home , (Sana! maps Hit’,  Terminal Lance marines Military Running drunk Record
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Terminal Lance "That One Guy"

Terminal Lance "That One Guy". website: terminallance.com/ Found this thought it was funny.. 1' #3205 “Thai the, EH batface, pet aria? Home , (Sana! maps Hit’,

website: terminallance.com/

Found this thought it was funny.

1' #3205 “Thai the, EH
batface, pet aria?
Home **** , (Sana! maps Hit’, Ezra?
I' m drunk as Patent,
Stan? Sergeant!
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User avatar #2 - thearchitectt (04/15/2013) [+] (24 replies)
and when he got to the finish line it blew up!
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#1 - uberschwein (04/15/2013) [-]
Drunk as 			****
Drunk as ****
#36 - bobbyembry (04/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, young Marine, just got to the fleet   
>was meritoriously promoted twice everyone called me "super boot"   
>salty Marines take me under their wing, assigned to hardest squad leader in PLT   
>my first PFT 2 days after arriving   
>my squad leader is a crazy asshole, hard old school Marine: Tate   
>notice he's kind of out of it when we get the the field across base   
>he's drunk, smells like Jack   
>we form up for the run, he looks at me, says "stay on my heels super boot"   
>I nod and we're off   
>Tate is blowing through mother 			*******		 like its nothing   
>I start realizing that I might not be able to keep up   
>I know there will be consequences if I dont so I tuck my vagina and keep running   
>We come around the half way marker, ahead of everyone else   
>I look down, brown liquid coming down Tate's legs IT'S 			*******		 DIARRHEA   
>He looks back and yells, "dont get discouraged stupid boot, i'm on my butt period"   
>I keep in pace, 			****		 starts slinging little droplets all over my shins   
>we cross the finish, 16:30... my first PFT was perfect   
>Tate keeps running, across the field, down the road towards the barracks   
>comes back 20 minutes later, obviously showered with new shorts on   
>Like nothing ever 			*******		 happened   
>no one noticed a damn thing   
>i smell like sweet liquor 			****		 like a Jack Daniels Burger from TGIF   
>all I hear is "I got to say, it was a good day"    
>look up, HFW Tate is mother 			*******		 Ice Cube
>Be me, young Marine, just got to the fleet
>was meritoriously promoted twice everyone called me "super boot"
>salty Marines take me under their wing, assigned to hardest squad leader in PLT
>my first PFT 2 days after arriving
>my squad leader is a crazy asshole, hard old school Marine: Tate
>notice he's kind of out of it when we get the the field across base
>he's drunk, smells like Jack
>we form up for the run, he looks at me, says "stay on my heels super boot"
>I nod and we're off
>Tate is blowing through mother ******* like its nothing
>I start realizing that I might not be able to keep up
>I know there will be consequences if I dont so I tuck my vagina and keep running
>We come around the half way marker, ahead of everyone else
>I look down, brown liquid coming down Tate's legs IT'S ******* DIARRHEA
>He looks back and yells, "dont get discouraged stupid boot, i'm on my butt period"
>I keep in pace, **** starts slinging little droplets all over my shins
>we cross the finish, 16:30... my first PFT was perfect
>Tate keeps running, across the field, down the road towards the barracks
>comes back 20 minutes later, obviously showered with new shorts on
>Like nothing ever ******* happened
>no one noticed a damn thing
>i smell like sweet liquor **** like a Jack Daniels Burger from TGIF
>all I hear is "I got to say, it was a good day"
>look up, HFW Tate is mother ******* Ice Cube
#12 - icescream (04/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Honestly, I don't think half of the people on this website would understand most of the things on Terminal Lance. It's like having a wook thinking she earned her Cpl rank.
Honestly, I don't think half of the people on this website would understand most of the things on Terminal Lance. It's like having a wook thinking she earned her Cpl rank.

User avatar #6 - masdercheef (04/16/2013) [-]
Never expected to see Terminal Lance here. Unexpected but not unwelcome.
#17 - bluematterman (04/16/2013) [-]
Nope. I don't get it.
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User avatar #40 - tomhefailin (04/16/2013) [-]
It sucks when you get promoted then have to lead PT drunk..
#22 - saladtongsofdeath (04/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i heard the victory ceremony was a huge blast
#25 to #22 - theberserker (04/16/2013) [-]
Would you look at that
User avatar #7 - payseht (04/16/2013) [-]
I heard that the last mile is a real killer
#46 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
....and then they all exploded
#44 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
Guess he ran after the Boston Marathon.
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#23 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
HE HAS A DETONATOR
#14 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
Glocozade Port!
User avatar #58 - mikaelkid (04/16/2013) [-]
**** , I can barely run a sub 13 minute 2 mile.
#54 - verby ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Holy **** . I've been reading terminal lance for a year(boot as **** lol) and never thought to post it here :(
#37 - alucardshellhound (04/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 - oxYKellark (04/16/2013) [-]
Haha monday morning PT is always like this. I once ran with an E-8 who always had a horse shoe in. He would have probablly smoked too if it wasnt so obvious.
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