My girlfriend drew a bird for art class, and looked cool and **** , but I couldn't stop staring at that eye. I felt as if it were watching me. As if it could feel my presence. Feeling the obvious prowess that is this beasts power, I made wrote this for her.
thank you all for coming first off id like to thank god and Jesus without them there could be no toucans id like to shout out to my friends and family thanks for the support and i love you all
Its very presence demands the respect and attention of all peers. To look into the eyes of the toucan is to look into very will of God! Such magnificence is wasted upon the petty admirations of mere mortals.
Gaze upon its radiance and be in awe, for Beauty is toucan, toucan beauty - that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know!
Using the word faggoty. Mhmmmm... Well, allow me to say a few things, "TittyLovin."
Faggoty is in no way an adjective let alone a word at all. Furthermore, if you aren't a fan of my speech then go away. That's the joke here. If you think it's junk, not funny, please click the red thumb and go away. Being an asshole, however, is not only unnecessary, but makes you look like a right-old cunt.
Alright, I'm playing this card. My "faggy" speech just made it to the top 60 in just a few days with over 200 thumbs. That means, over 200 people happened upon this, and decided that they were not going to be assholes. Mind you, I have a good number of red thumbs here, too. Yet, weird, one negative commenter? How so? Simple. EVERYONE ELSE WAS SMARTER THAN YOU. They decided they didn't like this, hit the red thumb, AND LEFT. I /respect/ those people. They have DECENCY. You sir, only exist to be a dick.
What even makes it... faggy, faggoty, and/or faggolishus? I truly don't understand. Perhaps if you had said "Eh. I dun like dat speech. Es'stupid." I would've been less critical. But... faggy? What? Also, no dude. If you like, especially the AT up there, it's both the speech and drawing that's winning here.
Thank you. I'm now going to stop replying, this all ends here. I understand and accept your position, you seem to understand and accept mine, so let's call it and stop it right here.
I never stole from folks in Skyrim until I found the thieves guild. And that was only on one character. My other characters which I never got into the thieves guild with always managed to be way richer than my thief ever was. My thief would have probably been a lot wealthier if I had known this trick then.