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Toucaness Of Fate

 
Toucaness Of Fate. My girlfriend drew a bird for art class, and looked cool and , but I couldn't stop staring at that eye. I felt as if it were watching me. As

My girlfriend drew a bird for art class, and looked cool and **** , but I couldn't stop staring at that eye. I felt as if it were watching me. As if it could feel my presence. Feeling the obvious prowess that is this beasts power, I made wrote this for her.

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Submitted: 04/15/2013
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User avatar #12 - darktoucan (04/16/2013) [-]
i approve
#13 to #12 - radonboy [OP](04/16/2013) [-]
Top commenter goes to the terrifying Toucan guy!
User avatar #14 to #13 - darktoucan (04/16/2013) [-]
thank you all for coming first off id like to thank god and Jesus without them there could be no toucans id like to shout out to my friends and family thanks for the support and i love you all
#27 - bakinboy ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
porygon of fate
#24 - shrapnelleader (04/16/2013) [-]
Such majesty!
Such majesty!
#25 to #24 - radonboy [OP](04/16/2013) [-]
I can feel it's true power, by the simple thought of just a single feather of its wing.
I can feel it's true power, by the simple thought of just a single feather of its wing.
#26 to #25 - shrapnelleader (04/16/2013) [-]
Its very presence demands the respect and attention of all peers. To look into the eyes of the toucan is to look into very will of God! Such magnificence is wasted upon the petty admirations of mere mortals.    
   
Gaze upon its radiance and be in awe, for Beauty is toucan, toucan beauty - that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know!
Its very presence demands the respect and attention of all peers. To look into the eyes of the toucan is to look into very will of God! Such magnificence is wasted upon the petty admirations of mere mortals.

Gaze upon its radiance and be in awe, for Beauty is toucan, toucan beauty - that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know!
User avatar #6 - miscarriage (04/15/2013) [-]
Why can't i have talent?
#15 to #6 - YouAreReadingThis (04/16/2013) [-]
Mr. Tentacles has all the talent, If you are lucky some of his talent will rub off on you.
User avatar #8 to #6 - vicsix (04/16/2013) [-]
You **** pretty good.
#9 to #8 - miscarriage (04/16/2013) [-]
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thanks
User avatar #41 to #9 - benedicto (04/16/2013) [-]
is that Midna?
User avatar #43 to #42 - benedicto (04/16/2013) [-]
awesome. how many midna pics do you have?
#44 to #43 - miscarriage (04/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
My Midna folder is 103 items.
User avatar #45 to #44 - benedicto (04/16/2013) [-]
dump?
User avatar #46 to #45 - miscarriage (04/16/2013) [-]
Uhm, not here.
User avatar #47 to #46 - benedicto (04/16/2013) [-]
my profile?
User avatar #48 to #47 - miscarriage (04/16/2013) [-]
Yes, some other time, though.

I don't really feel like it, now.

Remind me.
User avatar #49 to #48 - benedicto (04/16/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #10 to #9 - vicsix (04/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome :3
User avatar #5 - eddymolly (04/15/2013) [-]
God damn that eye...
User avatar #33 - sckmybllz (04/16/2013) [-]
that makes a better descripcion than #toucan #drawing #art...
#2 - TheTurnbull (04/15/2013) [-]
I like this post, it's a nice post
#40 - Visier ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Did someone say "two cans"?
Ba-dum-tss.
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#11 to #7 - radonboy [OP](04/16/2013) [-]
Using the word faggoty. Mhmmmm... Well, allow me to say a few things, "TittyLovin."    
Faggoty is in no way an adjective let alone a word at all. Furthermore, if you aren't a fan of my speech then go away. That's the joke here. If you think it's junk, not funny, please click the red thumb and go away. Being an asshole, however, is not only unnecessary, but makes you look like a right-old cunt.
Using the word faggoty. Mhmmmm... Well, allow me to say a few things, "TittyLovin."
Faggoty is in no way an adjective let alone a word at all. Furthermore, if you aren't a fan of my speech then go away. That's the joke here. If you think it's junk, not funny, please click the red thumb and go away. Being an asshole, however, is not only unnecessary, but makes you look like a right-old cunt.
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#35 to #32 - radonboy [OP](04/16/2013) [-]
I thumbed you just then. I gave you, A GREEN 			*************		 THUMB. SO THAT YOU MAY TAKE SAID THUMB, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR VIRTUAL ASSHOLE.
I thumbed you just then. I gave you, A GREEN ************* THUMB. SO THAT YOU MAY TAKE SAID THUMB, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR VIRTUAL ASSHOLE.
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#34 to #32 - radonboy [OP](04/16/2013) [-]
Alright, I'm playing this card. My "faggy" speech just made it to the top 60 in just a few days with over 200 thumbs. That means, over 200 people happened upon this, and decided that they were not going to be assholes. Mind you, I have a good number of red thumbs here, too. Yet, weird, one negative commenter? How so? Simple. EVERYONE ELSE WAS SMARTER THAN YOU. They decided they didn't like this, hit the red thumb, AND LEFT. I /respect/ those people. They have DECENCY. You sir, only exist to be a dick.
Alright, I'm playing this card. My "faggy" speech just made it to the top 60 in just a few days with over 200 thumbs. That means, over 200 people happened upon this, and decided that they were not going to be assholes. Mind you, I have a good number of red thumbs here, too. Yet, weird, one negative commenter? How so? Simple. EVERYONE ELSE WAS SMARTER THAN YOU. They decided they didn't like this, hit the red thumb, AND LEFT. I /respect/ those people. They have DECENCY. You sir, only exist to be a dick.
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User avatar #52 to #38 - radonboy [OP](04/17/2013) [-]
What even makes it... faggy, faggoty, and/or faggolishus? I truly don't understand. Perhaps if you had said "Eh. I dun like dat speech. Es'stupid." I would've been less critical. But... faggy? What? Also, no dude. If you like, especially the AT up there, it's both the speech and drawing that's winning here.
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#53 to #52 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [-]
#54 to #53 - radonboy [OP](04/17/2013) [-]
Thank you. I'm now going to stop replying, this all ends here. I understand and accept your position, you seem to understand and accept mine, so let's call it and stop it right here.
Thank you. I'm now going to stop replying, this all ends here. I understand and accept your position, you seem to understand and accept mine, so let's call it and stop it right here.
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#55 to #54 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #55 - radonboy [OP](04/17/2013) [-]
MFW argument ends over the internet.
#1 - radonboy [OP](04/15/2013) [-]
Posting this at 4 in the morning. Please excuse those 			*******		 typos, thank you kindly.
Posting this at 4 in the morning. Please excuse those ******* typos, thank you kindly.
User avatar #16 to #1 - kandazz ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Omg I never thought about doing that! BRILLIANCE!!
#20 to #16 - anon (04/16/2013) [-]
At last you can say goodbye to your beggar's way of living in skyrim.
User avatar #21 to #20 - kandazz ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I never stole from folks in Skyrim until I found the thieves guild. And that was only on one character. My other characters which I never got into the thieves guild with always managed to be way richer than my thief ever was. My thief would have probably been a lot wealthier if I had known this trick then.
#22 - sirbubbly (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh, look. It's my toucan.
#23 to #22 - radonboy [OP](04/16/2013) [-]
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#28 to #23 - sirbubbly (04/16/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMMIT I HATE YOU AND YOUR SLOTHS
#29 to #28 - radonboy [OP](04/16/2013) [-]
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#30 to #29 - sirbubbly (04/16/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #4 - shiningfinger (04/15/2013) [-]
Toucaness is love.
Toucaness is life.
#57 - wiiuambulance (11/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - crazan ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
The description
"I made wrote this for her"
I can't stop laughing
#50 to #39 - radonboy [OP](04/17/2013) [-]
**** dude, I know. I flipped when I saw I made that mistake. Posting at 4am, do not do. I'm keeping it though.
User avatar #31 - sedativechunk (04/16/2013) [-]
Your girlfriend really made it for you so it can stare at you while you masterbate to other girls and make you feel guilty
#36 to #31 - radonboy [OP](04/16/2013) [-]
That never stopped me before...
That never stopped me before...
User avatar #17 - arkadia (04/16/2013) [-]
Metal
User avatar #3 - mulk (04/15/2013) [-]
what can help you impress a girl

-toucan
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