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User avatar #5 - daentraya (04/15/2013) [-]
War has 3 places to put blame
The aggressors who made the leaders decide that it was necessary, and all the people who decides to show up to the dahm war
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User avatar #12 to #5 - cadencee (04/15/2013) [-]
One problem with that. Mandatory drafting, it's either war or prison and their way you're ****** .

No pun intended
#30 to #12 - isititis (04/15/2013) [-]
i'd take prison. either way you're not free and at least in prison you're not being shot at or being forced to kill for something you don't believe.
User avatar #13 to #12 - daentraya (04/15/2013) [-]
Then all the more blame for the ******** leaders, simply. You have 3 places to put blame, but here a large percentage of the participants blame has been shifted
User avatar #27 to #13 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Luckily for me, I'm probably too petite to be accepted for "værnepligt" (conscription?) plus there's a chance to get a free-number. If I'm absolutely unlucky, I'll have to be a conscientious objector.
User avatar #43 to #27 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
Is værnepligt actually a thing anymore? It's not like anyone is in danger of getting nuked or invaded from anyone but North Korea. Unless that happens, i dont see where and for what that would be needed
User avatar #46 to #43 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Because they think it's necessary. I have no idea, but we have to receive training and **** in case of war, I suppose. I don't even know. All I know is that they still have it here. I got a letter a few days ago. "If you don't meet up for inspection we'll have to send you a fine and/or jail". It said that in the letter.. I'm going to show up and then not get accepted into it.
User avatar #48 to #46 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
Well that's bullocks, and it kind of bothers me that they think it necessarry, or if it actually is necesarry, then i will shift the bothers, but in the end, it will still bother me.
But then let's hope you dont have to
User avatar #51 to #48 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
I'm almost certain that I don't have to.
I'm too petite and feminine. I'd lose a fight against an 8 year old girl.
User avatar #52 to #51 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
And i am a girl, so i wont ever have to worry about about that
User avatar #53 to #52 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
But there's been discussions about equality and girls needing to do it too. So if it isn't gone in the future, girls might also need to do it.

I'm fairly close to being a girl. Or so I'd like to believe atleast.
User avatar #54 to #53 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
Well, most girls are petite, so it wouldnt be that many. Im weak as a duckling, so i still wont have to do it. Also i have atypical autism, and i think they would be an exeption just in general. I wont ever have to worry about it
User avatar #57 to #54 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah petite or fat.. There are a lot of chubby/fat girls in gymnasium..
User avatar #58 to #57 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
So far there's only been 2-3 girls max who would count as fat in all the classes i've been in. I got that number by thinking of all the classmates ive had who've been overweight, and i only remember 3
User avatar #21 to #5 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/15/2013) [-]
One problem with that.

You only said two places.
#33 to #21 - frysandaburger (04/15/2013) [-]
No one else commented on this... really? I is ashame FJ.
User avatar #39 to #33 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/15/2013) [-]
i r best obsrvatory skullz.
User avatar #40 to #21 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
I thought i didnt need to explain that the leaders who decided it was necessary is the third post, but i suppose it's not all that obvious
User avatar #42 to #40 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/16/2013) [-]
Well, here's the thing. It might be the most logical conclusion to draw, but nothing in your post implied that, so I'm assuming you just derped.

It's okay, we all do it.
User avatar #44 to #42 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
I thought of it as a list in a sentence, starting from the aggressors, to the leaders who made it happen and then the people who showed up.
I often derp, but thats usually some weird **** with total wrong word just randomly replacing another, but in this kind of comment i proof read
User avatar #45 to #44 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/16/2013) [-]
Well then you chose very odd word placement, because even if you're restating a previously mentioned group, it's sort of silly not to mention the third group as BEING the third group just because they have something to do with a previous group.

It's sort of like, if I said this;

I have three things with me.

A cupful of Jello and a Spoon.

"But what about the third thing? "

The cup the jello was in.

It's just sort of aggravating and unclear at first. You read it like this and you go "well that's obvious! " but without this explanation or the predetermined context you were prepared to read it in, it would've thrown you offguard I bet.
User avatar #47 to #45 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
Ah, i see your point. I could also have used some of the fancy fj text thingies to list the word and still have it a sentence. Or simply mark them otherwise in a simple manner. I like aesthetics, and i by habit always want to have the reasoning behind anything i state, and both stating them and having the reasoning afterwards would ruin the simplicity.
Overthinking much
The -aggressors- who made the -leaders- decide that it was necessary, and all -the people- who decides to show up to the dahm war.
User avatar #49 to #47 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/16/2013) [-]
My suggestion would be this.

The aggressors who made the leaders decide it was necessary, the leaders themselves, and the people who decide to show up to the damn war in the first place.

Words are more about the way they sound when you read them, than the way it looks. That rolls off the tongue much better, sounds more complete, and makes clear each of the three examples set.
User avatar #50 to #49 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
Ahh, that's another way. Didnt think of that at all.. Then the sentence is also broken up in three parts, instead of two, which works better
You're nitpicking more than any of my english teachers ever have, because I'm in danish 9th grade, and the teachers aren't used to fixing the kind of things i'd like them to..
#9 to #5 - John Cena (04/15/2013) [-]
A german writer once wrote:

"Imagine there is a war and nobody shows up."
- Erich Kästner

#17 to #9 - John Cena (04/15/2013) [-]
that actually was bertolt brecht
User avatar #10 to #9 - daentraya (04/15/2013) [-]
I always picture the leaders playing some sort of game tabletop game to determine the result
User avatar #24 to #10 - coolcalx (04/15/2013) [-]
There was a Star Trek TOS episode similar to that.

the results were determined by a computer simulation, and if your city was "nuked" or something, you all had to quietly line up for the death chambers.
User avatar #41 to #24 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
Oohh, do you remember the episode? I havent watched star trek for a long time
User avatar #56 to #55 - daentraya (04/16/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir
#14 to #10 - John Cena (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd like to imagine we lock them in a room together and wait till they find a real solution.
User avatar #16 to #14 - daentraya (04/15/2013) [-]
I like the pope way of doing it. We just need to turn it up to 11. They're locked in, limited food supplies, and when one man is still standing, that man wins. Everything is permitted. Hell, it's war. If you're going to have rules, then you dont understand the nature of war and should not play in one
User avatar #29 to #9 - ewood (04/15/2013) [-]
Stell dir vor es ist Krieg und keiner geht hin ! ♥
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#19 to #3 - chancevance (04/15/2013) [-]
I was a signature away from being that man. I'm so glad I figured they would send me on tour instead of what they said they would. I learned afterwards that while they say you can do anything you want they can decide at any point in your career no matter where you are or what you're doing to send you off, and usually it's while you're still in Basic and don't even have a legitimate job yet.
#22 to #3 - John Cena (04/15/2013) [-]
>joining ************* army for comfy radio operator position
>not expecting to be sent on a mission

oh wow. Talk about being stupid.
#34 to #22 - morkotlap (04/15/2013) [-]
>joining ************* army for comfy surgeon position
>not expecting to be sent on a mission

Post as anonymous == I am currently too lazy to think about what the **** am I posting.
User avatar #4 to #3 - noket (04/15/2013) [-]
i don't know man, if he joined the NG hoping in a safe job in an office and never risk his life, just because he wanted an easy job.. he might have joined the NG for the wrong reasons.. I don't wanna say that he deserves to be in middle east or anything, just that if you enter anything related with guns, wars, crime.. like NG, police, army and so.. you better do it with a valid reason, because you'll put your life on the line at least once in your career i think..

but i repeat, i'm not saying he deserved it or anything, just to make it clear.
#35 to #4 - morkotlap (04/15/2013) [-]
Yea, theres heightened risk of course, but when you have advanced professional skills in radiocommunication, you'd expect more than to run around with retard-proof radio.

Maybe the desperate need for infatry serving as paramilitary could signal that Iraq is ****** up beyond repair and only responsible action now would be to step away and wait for civilization to appear again.
#1 - John Cena (04/15/2013) [-]
He kinda has a good point.
#23 - pao (04/15/2013) [-]
I saw this on HBO the other night. This was actually the bit that he closed with which is where he talks about for every "of course" there is an element of "but maybe". I know that it's a stand up comedy piece and should be taken with a grain of salt, but the whole point that I got from it is that there are no certainties ever, no absolute statements. The only real certainty in the world is that there is no certainty.
#32 to #23 - morkotlap (04/15/2013) [-]
"There are no facts, only interpretations."

Good guy Louis giving the basic education adult people lack.
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#20 - mastercolossus (04/15/2013) [-]
what if you didnt shoot at them?
User avatar #28 to #20 - tittystargalactica (04/15/2013) [-]
Then what's the point of you being there?
User avatar #25 to #20 - coolcalx (04/15/2013) [-]
then you're probably not doing your job.
User avatar #26 to #25 - MurphyUK (04/15/2013) [-]
I think he means if they shot first.
User avatar #36 to #26 - coolcalx (04/15/2013) [-]
well, you still have a gun, and your job is to shoot them, so...
User avatar #37 to #36 - MurphyUK (04/15/2013) [-]
like in Afgan if the Taliban do not shoot they will not shoot, and it is not always their job to shoot them
User avatar #38 to #37 - coolcalx (04/15/2013) [-]
fair enough
#2 - aberserkerbull (04/15/2013) [-]
this was from a show in oslo, norway.
i saw this live
User avatar #6 to #2 - PubLandlord (04/15/2013) [-]
He does the same routine when doing a tour
#7 to #6 - aberserkerbull (04/15/2013) [-]
nope, he admited in the interview "talking Funny" that he really rarely reuses the same jokes.
plus he was wearing that shirt as well when i saw him
User avatar #8 to #7 - PubLandlord (04/15/2013) [-]
He meant once he has done the tour and the DVD or whatever has come out then they rewrite


If you look around the 4:30 mark he talks about starting with his best bit that he used to previously end shows so the rest of your stuff has to be delivered as best as possible
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