McDisasters 5: Call me Ishmael. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Very sorry about missing yesterday, everyone! A close friend of mine neede

McDisasters 5: Call me Ishmael

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Very sorry about missing yesterday, everyone! A close friend of mine needed help moving last minute, wound up taking all damn day and night. Anyways, this is a story of a man whose name we have changed to Ishmael due to the fish-related accident. Hope you enjoy, see you tomorrow around 4pm EST!

PART 1 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/
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.comanderspy and masterchiefawesome, still a great idea? you tell me after you read this one.

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Submitted: 04/14/2013
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User avatar #24 - rectophobia (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me
>16 and 8/12
>Never learned how to simplify fractions
#21 - trojandetected (04/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Just another vicious Pitbull ** Really you ************ ?
I hardly believed the first 2 you are just milking the thumbs HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST.
You act like working at McDonalds is more ******* exciting than going on an adventure with gandalf.
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User avatar #52 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (04/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"continue making meat on the grill, not paying attention

>Implying McDonalds grills the meat and doesn't just microwave the frozen patties
User avatar #59 to #53 - sanshiiuum (04/22/2013) [-]
I can attest to the truth of that statement.
User avatar #32 - theamazinganalidk (04/15/2013) [-]
Not hating or anything but this one was a lil over done.
#28 - alehx (04/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Being a forsaken now a days isn't easy.
#26 - xfrankie (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i know it's small and a bit pain to read... but maybe some of you will remember this mission (Call me Ishmael, Crysis Warhead)
User avatar #8 - nyj (04/14/2013) [-]
Working as a cart attendant at Target, I had to literally pick up **** and it still wasn't as bad as this sounds.
User avatar #54 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What do you mean by 8/12?
User avatar #55 to #54 - pwnsomelink (04/17/2013) [-]
Like, 16 years and 8 months.
User avatar #51 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
my grandmother worked for mcdonalds some 17 years ago. She didn't speak any english. She made the sandwiches. I have no idea how she got the job. I think the boss was ukrainian or something so he might have done it because of their shared nationality. Somehow at like 60 something she worked at McDonalds for a few months before she moved back to Ukraine.
User avatar #49 - sirbrentcoe (04/15/2013) [-]
part 6, enjoy! and thanks for the thumbs, you all get green from me! don't expect it in return, but just so you know, i don't care if the response is positive or negative. got you to respond! and that's worth a greenie to me!

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch#
#37 - aspr (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
never really get these stories, its always like you're the only person in the store with only one manager and its missing some key mclingo but hey who knows
#19 - echobase (04/15/2013) [-]
How does one 						****					 up so bad?
How does one **** up so bad?
#15 - manwithanopinion (04/15/2013) [-]
I ******* love these things
User avatar #33 - adunsaveme (04/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't know what a burnout is
User avatar #30 - charitar (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm still trying to imagine what it would be like to have an asshole on my elbow.
User avatar #27 - thatscrewedupkid (04/15/2013) [-]
the t-rex line got me
User avatar #14 - nospy (04/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This one was really too sad for me to give a thumbs
#9 - Zyklone ONLINE (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#11 to #9 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
implying ******* can read
#2 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i work at mcdonalds reg meat is annoyng like wait 40 seconds just for people to snatch it up and say. drop another tray of reg. iam like thank you (in my head , i want to kill everyone) hell i got to do closign tonight as well **** me lol
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