Velociraptor. . A hours we no , ble . It You know your neighbors have a good sense of humor when 1: They own a velocaraptor and 2: They push it up to their next
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Velociraptor

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You know your neighbors have a good sense of humor when 1: They own a
velocaraptor and 2: They push it up to their next door neighbors window during the night.
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User avatar #6 to #2 - brehon (04/14/2013) [-]
Wha- what happened 12 days ago?
User avatar #10 to #6 - Ehwhat (04/14/2013) [-]
The last Velociraptor incident.
User avatar #12 to #10 - brehon (04/14/2013) [-]
What caused said incident? Who let the velociraptors out?
User avatar #17 to #13 - brehon (04/14/2013) [-]
Damnit Phil!
#22 - cptneckbeard (04/15/2013) [-]
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#152 to #22 - John Cena (04/15/2013) [-]
She is so obviously waiting and preparing for the dinosaur to pop out there.
#127 to #22 - John Cena (04/15/2013) [-]
Where is that from?
#85 - maryjaneinmabrain (04/15/2013) [-]
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#66 - fishtacos (04/15/2013) [-]
I just wanna spew some science facts, so **** the red thumbs I'll probably get and here goes: The Velociraptor was actually no larger than the average mid-sized dog. It was the Utahraptor (very creatively named after the state in which it was first found) that was about 7 feet tall and still hunted in packs, creating the evilly smart yet huge Dino that's haunted our nightmares since the 90's. The Jurassic Park Franchise switched the names because "Utahraptor" isn't scary enough, creating one of the biggest cringe-worthy misconceptions in the Science community.
#75 to #66 - mattcris (04/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was the Deinonychus that was the model for the Jurassic Park "Velociraptors", not Utahraptor?
User avatar #78 to #75 - fishtacos (04/15/2013) [-]
Deinonychus was in the same family as Utah and Velociraptor, but Deinonychus was quickly identified to have had feathers and been a scavenger. Utahraptor is exactly the model they used as Velociraptor in the movies
User avatar #84 to #78 - rexthedino (04/15/2013) [-]
No Utahraptor is the size that they modeled it from but it was Deinosuchus that they used.

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#72 to #66 - mrmamric (04/15/2013) [-]
Isn't a bigger misconception in the scientific community the one where people actually think the big bang is a legitemate and factual beginning to our universe? Because people don't understand that that's just a theory and not the widely accepted fact of science as a body.   
   
Pic related: because giraffes.
Isn't a bigger misconception in the scientific community the one where people actually think the big bang is a legitemate and factual beginning to our universe? Because people don't understand that that's just a theory and not the widely accepted fact of science as a body.

Pic related: because giraffes.
User avatar #73 to #72 - fishtacos (04/15/2013) [-]
That's why I said one of the biggest. Yours is definitely bigger.
#74 to #73 - mrmamric (04/15/2013) [-]
>Yours is definitely bigger   
   
Can you repeat that to all of my Ex's?
>Yours is definitely bigger

Can you repeat that to all of my Ex's?
User avatar #79 to #74 - fishtacos (04/15/2013) [-]
give me their numbers
#103 to #72 - kaslin (04/15/2013) [-]
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#99 to #66 - stormtrooperbob (04/15/2013) [-]
Actually, in the book, John Hammond created Deinonychus, not Velociraptor.  (He was also a huge douchbag instead of the lovable old man portrayed in the movie.)  But then he got eaten by compies so everything turned out ok.
Actually, in the book, John Hammond created Deinonychus, not Velociraptor. (He was also a huge douchbag instead of the lovable old man portrayed in the movie.) But then he got eaten by compies so everything turned out ok.
#4 - happygrowman (04/14/2013) [-]
try this out in a nursing home. count the hearses that stop by and leave as fast as pizza deliveries
User avatar #71 to #4 - wielderofwatches (04/15/2013) [-]
Geez, Satan.
#53 to #4 - trollinjesus (04/15/2013) [-]
Then when they get to heaven's gates, they'll see this.
#106 - hummingbrook (04/15/2013) [-]
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#27 - darkor (04/15/2013) [-]
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#19 - cullenatorguy (04/15/2013) [-]
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Velociraptors were actually quite small.
User avatar #104 to #19 - trazan (04/15/2013) [-]
Kim Jong Un knows his dinos. No but seriously thank you someone had to say it. If only to break the bubble that everyone thinks all dinosaurs were enormous
User avatar #20 to #19 - blarglestheclown (04/15/2013) [-]
and they had feathers.
#135 - thebritishguy (04/15/2013) [-]
Velociraptors are only this big, there are raptors which are about the same size as a human or bigger though like the Utahraptor
#151 to #135 - amsel (04/15/2013) [-]
Plus they had feathers
#157 to #151 - thebritishguy (04/15/2013) [-]
it makes them so much less scary with girly feathers / :
it makes them so much less scary with girly feathers / :
User avatar #159 to #157 - jimmytwoshoes (04/15/2013) [-]
I think our boys in blue need these... would make arresting black people so much more entertaining. Also... we could incorperate them into cock fights... Raptor fights! **** yeah mother ****** !
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#136 to #135 - thebritishguy (04/15/2013) [-]
Utahraptors are ******* epic
User avatar #140 to #137 - imrandybutternubs (04/15/2013) [-]
Utahcraptor.
User avatar #143 to #140 - atheistzilla (04/15/2013) [-]
you actually made me laugh out loud.

thanks.... i geuss...
User avatar #145 to #143 - loud (04/15/2013) [-]
:(
User avatar #147 to #145 - atheistzilla (04/15/2013) [-]
get back in there loud
User avatar #153 to #137 - mapleknight (04/15/2013) [-]
Little known fact: The Utahraptor can use its **** as a projectile which reaches lengths of even roughly twelve feet, apparently.
User avatar #154 to #153 - thebritishguy (04/15/2013) [-]
how would anyone know? who is measuring supposed Utah raptor **** spray lengths to get an average **** spraying force of Utah raptors?
#156 to #154 - mapleknight (04/15/2013) [-]
Everyone is. This is important science.
User avatar #158 to #156 - thebritishguy (04/15/2013) [-]
cancerous child: "have...have you found the medicine..the medicine to make me live with Mummy again?"
AWESOME SCIENTISTS!: "hold this tape measure! this looks like a 1 meter skid mark!"
cancerous child: "is that a cure for my cancer?"
SCIENTISTS: " **** off! this is super awesome science! we'll find the cure for cancer after we have found out how Trex's had sex!"
wtf are you doing scientists
User avatar #150 to #136 - chasis (04/15/2013) [-]
Jesus **** ...that is terrifying...
#160 to #136 - icametocomment ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
So...that's like a T-rex-sized creature but with a bigger brain and bigger claws...
So...that's like a T-rex-sized creature but with a bigger brain and bigger claws...
#161 to #160 - thebritishguy (04/27/2013) [-]
Trex's are bigger and have a better sense of smell but because they have tiny arms once they fall down they can't get back up and they wouldn't be good at fighting so they would probably be quite cautious and avoid conflict, Utahraptors would easily win in a fight I bet
User avatar #24 - anonymouzx (04/15/2013) [-]
That's not life size. They were a lot smaller with feathers.
User avatar #63 to #24 - xxfireflyxx (04/15/2013) [-]
Actually there were different breeds of Velociraptor and some are that size.
User avatar #26 to #24 - Schwarzenegger (04/15/2013) [-]
Yeah well a giant chicken isn't scary
#28 to #26 - anonymouzx (04/15/2013) [-]
Honestly it is.
#47 to #26 - idiotapocalypse (04/15/2013) [-]
don't be this kid
User avatar #58 to #26 - darman (04/15/2013) [-]
Its not even a gait chicken actually, a velociraptor is roughly chicken sized.
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#9 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
"Try me Chopperface"
"Try me Chopperface"
#116 to #64 - zerepkcin (04/15/2013) [-]
I really wish I could thumb both of you bastards up more than once
User avatar #119 to #116 - xxfireflyxx (04/15/2013) [-]
Likewise, my friend. Anyone who likes Beast Wars deserves it.
#7 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
DBZ has a better story, better characters, and better character development than Dinosaurs
#16 to #15 - sirbutterballs (04/14/2013) [-]
Dinosaurs are awesome shudup
#11 to #7 - lulusaurus (04/14/2013) [-]
Just die. I'm sick of your 			****		.
Just die. I'm sick of your **** .
User avatar #8 to #7 - monstersz (04/14/2013) [-]
Go home
#21 to #7 - zanekin (04/15/2013) [-]
Just because the dinosaurs were never able to gather the dragon balls
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#33 - eatthepolarbears (04/15/2013) [-]
I hope they shot it and made the neighbors buy a new window....
#112 - felixjarl (04/15/2013) [-]
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#97 - silverhellion (04/15/2013) [-]
DROMAEOSAURS ARE ******* BOSS.
User avatar #50 - jimmytwoshoes (04/15/2013) [-]
i... need... one... of... these... glorious... things...
#23 - redunicorn (04/15/2013) [-]
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#93 - johnnyferno (04/15/2013) [-]
tfw they wake up.
tfw they wake up.
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