Zombie Apocalypse. . MERE: Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying. "Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will in?
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Zombie Apocalypse

MERE:
Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like
saying. "Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will
in? itable kill most of my frieends and family to occur because I think
it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb
to death in the worst way possible as civilization bums around me."
why would you not want that
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Submitted: 04/14/2013
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#18 - xDarkness (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's not funny. walkers killed my family.
#9 - taintedangel (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My reason.

*stupid *************
#35 - 4chan refugee (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
None of us could survive a zombie apocalyspe because the majority of us can't live without internet.
#49 - Yojimbo (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I would be the ultimate survivor and blow up zombies with my shotgun and drive a tank around and find food no problem!" -Everyone who thinks a zombie apocalypse would be cool
User avatar #1 - JimmyJongo (04/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Let me grab my binoculars.
User avatar #48 - medicintraining (04/15/2013) [-]
I feel like this is how 90% of the youth population is getting, dangerously retarded.
User avatar #12 - skinstiches (04/14/2013) [-]
I just want the incredibly fast process of natural selection to occur.
#51 - eggsandwich (04/15/2013) [-]
jokes on you i have no friends
#2 - vornic (04/14/2013) [-]
inb4    
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#58 - theimmortalemperor (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd be this guy
I'd be this guy
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#3 - guiguito (04/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
i 						*******					 hate people, i am not anti social, people are the reasons i use earbuds   
besides i would camp on the supermarket and make my 10 yr dream come true, eat absolutely all cookies.
i ******* hate people, i am not anti social, people are the reasons i use earbuds
besides i would camp on the supermarket and make my 10 yr dream come true, eat absolutely all cookies.
User avatar #10 to #8 - maycontainallergys (04/14/2013) [-]
What about all the fresh food there in a matter of days the power would go out a long with the refrigeration turning that place into a bio hazard in a week
User avatar #83 - lyiat ONLINE (04/15/2013) [+] (13 replies)
The problem with the 'zombie apocalypse' is that I'm pretty much sure that even if such a thing where realistically possible, it'd be stomped out insanely quickly. Riddle me this, how does a zombie horde stop an M1 Abrams Main Battle tank? How does it deal with carpet bombing? How does it deal with exposure and starvation? Infection, hell, even general wear and tear from exertion and injuries?

And let me tell you, when I say zombies, I don't mean Hollywood horror undead (which would also be very easy to deal with due to the nature of very slow, stupid creatures). I mean 28 Days Later fast zombies, infected. Zombies that 'may' possibly happen due to insane rabies. Zombies that are still alive, but little more than animals.
User avatar #70 - BubsyB (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The whole Zombie Apocalypse idea (although a fun and original idea) is total ******** . Zombies would never get past military. Unless it was like Left for Dead where the virus was airborne.
#50 - Forfunaccount (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#113 - xxfireflyxx (04/15/2013) [+] (27 replies)
**xxfireflyxx rolls 766**
User avatar #129 to #113 - zakaizer (04/15/2013) [-]
**zakaizer rolls 333**
#71 - onemoreaddictingam (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
While I do like the idea of shooting and stabbing things, the simple realization that I'd probably die before any survival groups form really make me not want one.
User avatar #81 to #71 - moevleboevle (04/15/2013) [-]
well... Humans are hunters and predators and we have been fighting since we found out that a stone could kill so it's only natural
#16 - doggstar (04/14/2013) [+] (14 replies)
well considering i've been abandoned by my family and i have no friends i'd like that quite a bit
User avatar #22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
damn dude..... I think.... you might... like need some help??
User avatar #104 - grocer (04/15/2013) [-]
Sounds fricking awesome.
#43 - 4chan refugee (04/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I just despise humanity as a species
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