simple minds are easily filled with fait. how da fak. HOW THE HIGH DID JESUS FIND Println, TM.' leifur swan IN THE MIDDLE HIST. Simple answer is that, for the most part, he didn't. Most of the names that are seen in the Bible today aren't in fact the originals, they are the modernised La
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HOW THE HIGH DID JESUS FIND
Println, TM.' leifur
swan IN THE MIDDLE HIST
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#64 - diablojoe (04/13/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Simple answer is that, for the most part, he didn't. Most of the names that are seen in the Bible today aren't in fact the originals, they are the modernised Latin equivalents.

Shim'on = Simon (Hebrew origin).
Y'hochanan = John (Hebrew origin).
Mattithyahu = Matthew (Hebrew origin).
Ya'aqov = James (Hebrew origin meaning Jacob).
Bar-Tôlmay = Bartholomew (Aramaic, which is related to Hebrew).
Judah = Jude / Saint Jude (not to be confused with Judas Iscariot, Hebrew origin).
Yehuda = Judas Iscariot (Hebrew origin, Betrayed Yeshua/Yehosua the Messiah).
Cephas / Kephas = Peter (Hebrew / Aramaic origin meaning "Rock").
Tau'ma = Thomas (Aramaic origin).
Andrew = Andrew (Greek origin. Is the brother of Cephas / Kephas).
Phillip = Phillip (Greek origin).
#1 - deezknuts ONLINE (04/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>not sure if just that ******* goddamned retarded, not to know that all these names are middle eastern in origin


>or devising a clever ruse to appear as such
#53 - funnynsfw (04/13/2013) [-]
YEAH DUDE, AND WHY DOES THE BIBLE SAY ROMANS WERE THERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? ROME IS IN ITALY LMAO STUPID CHRISTIANS AMIRITE?

******* moron.
User avatar #89 - atmartins (04/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Shimon = Simon/Peter
Andrew
Didymus = Thomas
Philippos = Philip
Mattityahu = Matthew
Nathanael = Bartholomew
Jacob = James the Greater
Lacobos = James the Less
Simon
Thaddeus = Jude
Yoḥanan = John
Yehudhah = Judas
Saul = Paul
Mattityahu = Matthias
Joseph = Barnabas

I'm atheist but I dislike seeing wrong information
Included here are the 12 disciples and a few others close to jesus
Some of the names were translated from Hebrew/Ancient in the new testament for the better understanding of the catholic population worldwide.

#109 - legitpedobear (04/14/2013) [-]
This is as stupid as saying "How the 						****					 did scientists find dinosaur bones underground when they lived above ground?"
This is as stupid as saying "How the **** did scientists find dinosaur bones underground when they lived above ground?"
#3 - deezknuts ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
but... but... but..   
   
that's where all those names originate
but... but... but..

that's where all those names originate
#84 - jshyu (04/14/2013) [-]
Those names are English versions of the French or German versions of the Latin versions of the Greek versions of Hebrew/Aramaic names, so of course it's gonna sound really different if it translates through several languages. For example, Matthew is derived from the French Matthieu, derived from the Latin Mattias, which in turn is derived from the Greek Matthaíos, which finally comes from the Aramaic Mattithyahu.
#114 - powerfapping (04/14/2013) [-]
Simple minds don't consider translations from other languages.
Simple minds don't consider translations from other languages.
#56 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I think these guys were involved.
#122 - combatplatypus (04/14/2013) [-]
They're the Anglicized versions of the original names genius.
User avatar #50 - greatgatsby (04/13/2013) [-]
Not everyone in the middle east is named Akbar, Muhammad, and Abu.
User avatar #8 - beren (04/13/2013) [-]
Alexander the Great: Bringing Greek culture to a neighborhood near you.
User avatar #96 - sublemon (04/14/2013) [-]
Because these names were translated from the language they were originally written in
User avatar #121 - douthit (04/14/2013) [-]
They're the Romanized version of their names.
#98 - Sinless (04/14/2013) [-]
Is OP serious?
Is OP serious?
User avatar #55 - kanatana ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Have you ever studied the Bible, its history, or ANYTHING? Ever? Heh, I bet you think that God's name is really "God".
User avatar #164 - bowler (04/14/2013) [-]
thats like asking why jesus spoke english. he didnt. the bibles context and names have been translated. obviously. (agnostic here, but i mean come on OP.)
User avatar #154 - thebobfather (04/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Church translated the entire bible to english, including the peoples names.
Like George is Jorge in spanish and mark is jamarcus in black.
#160 to #154 - chism (04/14/2013) [-]
> in black
> in black
User avatar #139 - heytheremister (04/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think whoever made this might be literally retarded,
#119 - terrorrizor (04/14/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #1441843 at Friendly ** Those are translations you simple minded twat.
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