Unhelpful High School Teacher Comp. OC. Just a comp of things I experienced back when I was in high school. I liked most of my teachers, but I think we all had  high school Teacher unhelpful high s comp
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#15 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account**
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User avatar #1 - onceman
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If I'm a teacher, I'm always going to choose the partners, goddammit it feels bad when you're the new kid and nobody is symoathetic enough to be your partner.
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User avatar #93 to #29 - onceman
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They think that they won't have to meet new people, and develop bad social skills. Also their grades will be effected because they're just screwing around, and I know it's their fault, but as a teacher if you can prevent that from happening, why wouldn't you, most people judge teachers by how well their students do.
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User avatar #102 to #97 - onceman
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I wouldn't partner two people that don't get along, I'd partner people up to make sure nobody is feels excluded, and so that everyone learns that tolerating others is better.
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User avatar #71 to #29 - andnowducks
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get ready to throw red thumbs if two douches are together, and they don't get any work done, they why put two little ***** together just to slack off?
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User avatar #76 to #73 - andnowducks
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Going to sound like a dick again but let's say that the little ***** are really loud, and pissing off the other kids and distracting them, then the whole class gets effected, and the teachers, being teachers think of some way to get you blamed, then the boss fires you, and then you go home, to your wife and kids, and you tell your wife, so your wife dumps you, takes your dog, the house and kids, so now you're homeless, then you meet up with some other homeless people who try to kill you, you get taken into a homeless shelter where you get cleaned up, and they end up kicking you out, you don't get put into other jobs and your parents don't accept you, then you die, homeless, alone, dogless, wifeless, childrenless, and for the record, you get brutally raped.
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User avatar #85 to #81 - andnowducks
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Could happen.
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User avatar #88 to #87 - andnowducks
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But if you had like, year ones.
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User avatar #94 to #90 - andnowducks
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They wouldn't.
#54 to #1 - anon id: 931c091c
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I'm not even a new kid and I still can never find partners. All of my friends always have just enough other friends they want in their group that I don't get to be with them.
User avatar #101 to #1 - imapatheticbanana
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Even if my best friend is in the class, I definitely still prefer the teacher picking partners. It's fun to meet new people over an assignment.
User avatar #124 to #1 - ilovehitler
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I was that new kid for the longest time, and I loved it when teachers picked partners.
#126 to #1 - wanicochil
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My teacher didn't care that I wasn't in a group ever

Always had to do the work by myself that was made for 2+ people, and got yelled at and kept in after class when I didn't finish it on time
#16 - esquaredsixteen
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What a bitch. Making you speak French in what is clearly a History class.
#159 to #16 - anon id: 80b47401
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"laisse moi aller dégueuler salle pute !"... try this next time
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#161 to #16 - anon id: 80b47401
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"je dois aller dégueuler aux chiottes sale pute ! fais pas ta salope !"... try that next time...
User avatar #43 to #16 - syntheticdoll
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In English class (I'm hungarian so pretend this happened in hungarian language)
>Miss, I have to go to the bathroom, I feel sick...
>How do you say this in Englsih?
>I'M gonna vomit all over tha class RIGHT NOW if you don't let me out so just let. Me. Go.
>*poker cafe* Ok....
#38 to #16 - jinkazama
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That's geography you ******.
User avatar #50 to #38 - esquaredsixteen
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World geography is considered a part of the history curriculum in public education. At least it was where I taught.
#192 to #50 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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I think waht you mean is that history and geography are both considered social studies.
User avatar #3 - colinnorris
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God damn, the French one relates so ******* much.
User avatar #13 - sirformidio
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If the bell doesn't signal when I should leave, then it has no hold on when I arrive, either.
#55 to #13 - vishnarg
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So using this.
So using this.
#114 to #13 - zendir
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wish i had thought of that when i was still in school
User avatar #144 to #13 - tenmillionbears
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But what if she decides when you arrive, just like she decides when you leave?
#39 - turtlewithashotgun
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*************************   
THE FRENCH ONE
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THE FRENCH ONE
User avatar #42 to #39 - wrought
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****** this
also ****** jontron
#174 to #42 - turtlewithashotgun
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Got an entire folder.
Got an entire folder.
User avatar #181 to #174 - wrought
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i think i love you
#182 to #181 - turtlewithashotgun
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aww yiss bby gurl
aww yiss bby gurl
User avatar #46 to #39 - NinjaYuki
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It happened to me once. I didn't ancwer, I just puked on her shoes.
#62 - coolcman
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"Just give me the right answer I don't care how you get it"
#99 to #62 - anon id: 7e61dcf9
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My teacher says this.
Then she changes the whole context of what was said to something more to her liking.
User avatar #145 to #62 - tenmillionbears
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Yes, but if you don't show how you get it, they don't know if you copied/cheated or not.
User avatar #187 to #145 - cheated
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>cheated.<
User avatar #40 - syntheticdoll
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My teachers' favourite sayings in elementary school
Bell rings at start f lesson: "Every student must listen to the bell, it is to tell them when the lesson starts!"
Bell rings at end of lesson: "The bell is for the teacher."
Student is half minute late: "Where were you, buying some unhalthy rubbish you call food, on the toilet, talking with friends, doing drugs, opening the chamber of secrets, ANSWER ME!"
Teahcer is 5 minutes late (which happens almost every ******* time): "What? I have other things to do and to get here from the other end of the school."
When someone is missing something:
-Miss, I forgot my book
-Why?
-Because I---
-I don't care about your excuses.
#188 to #40 - anon id: 65492d3c
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Oh let's just call it dee/bee$$$$$$ GET. YOU ALL TIME/ 5-10 SO YES IF I ASK A ******* ????? JUST NEED TO KNOW IF HE IS ZIPPUNG UP HIS PANTS, BENDING OVER OR WIPING HIS MOUTH OR YOURS. THEN, ACT NORMAL, LISTEN TO WATCHERS WATCH RIGHT ******* FEED~ BAZINGA$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YEARS CUNT~ NEIGHBORS/ BOMBS AWAY
#75 to #40 - anonimoss
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I can kinda relate to the last one. I was forced to run a mile and had an asthma attack because my teacher said I was just using asthma as an excuse to get out of lesson.
I can kinda relate to the last one. I was forced to run a mile and had an asthma attack because my teacher said I was just using asthma as an excuse to get out of lesson.
User avatar #113 to #75 - clockworkmage
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Surely that's illegal.
User avatar #132 to #113 - anonimoss
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I dunno, It got me out of P.E though.
#92 - pankikilord
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>In history class
>Canadian history, so lotta stuff about the fur trade
>Teacher would try to make it interesting/funny by walking around the class pretending his meter stick was an oar, depicting how the fur trade thing would go down
>While he walked he'd keep repeating "paddle paddle paddle paddle...."
>Few chuckles at most
>Fast forward to test day
>Mid way through the test, teacher apparently gets bored and starts to do the "paddle paddle" thing again
>We ignore it while he just walks around quietly doing it
>Suddenly, we hear him mumble "Oh look,water fall-"
>Suddenly he starts screeching bloody murder and flailing while we all get mini heart attacks
>Just smiles and walks back to his desk
<HFW
#79 - lordaurion
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Okay, how about some GOOD teacher stories?
>be inna 6th grade science class, earth science
>never study or takes notes but always pass with flying colors because loved space and geology and crap since I was 5
>quiz coming up
>teacher is somewhat frustrated that I never take notes
>"Okay anon I'll tell you what, you get 85% or better and I'll never bother you about it again, you don't and you need to take your notes."
>lol okay
>quiz day
>score 98%
>never bothered about not taking notes again
I loved that teacher.
>mfw I had her again in 8th grade because she moved up
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User avatar #131 to #79 - sgc
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new teacher, his first year
he teaches us english, has no real plans
he starts us off with poems, we do Gun's n Roses songs
we see how far we can push him
"we are gonna write a 3 page essay today"
Class: nah, 1 page
"okay...one page"
this goes on and on all year to the point where we tell him what we are going to do
he fears us, he has no control over us, i feel bad for him
we finally have a test, first one of the year on a book
3 short questions
Class: What? only 3 questions?
"oh, only do two of them..."
he went back to school after he was done with us.
#108 to #79 - linktheherooftime
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MFW space.