Unhelpful High School Teacher Comp. OC. Just a comp of things I experienced back when I was in high school. I liked most of my teachers, but I think we all had
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Unhelpful High School Teacher Comp

OC. Just a comp of things I experienced back when I was in high school. I liked most of my teachers, but I think we all had one or two that we did not care for. Click subscribe if you want to.

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#15 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (04/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - onceman (04/12/2013) [+] (18 replies)
If I'm a teacher, I'm always going to choose the partners, goddammit it feels bad when you're the new kid and nobody is symoathetic enough to be your partner.
#16 - esquaredsixteen ONLINE (04/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What a bitch. Making you speak French in what is clearly a History class.
User avatar #3 - colinnorris (04/13/2013) [-]
God damn, the French one relates so fucking much.
User avatar #13 - sirformidio (04/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If the bell doesn't signal when I should leave, then it has no hold on when I arrive, either.
#39 - turtlewithashotgun (04/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
GODFUCKINGDAMMITSHITBALLS   
THE FRENCH ONE
GODFUCKINGDAMMITSHITBALLS
THE FRENCH ONE
#62 - coolcman ONLINE (04/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)






"Just give me the right answer I don't care how you get it"
User avatar #40 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My teachers' favourite sayings in elementary school
Bell rings at start f lesson: "Every student must listen to the bell, it is to tell them when the lesson starts!"
Bell rings at end of lesson: "The bell is for the teacher."
Student is half minute late: "Where were you, buying some unhalthy rubbish you call food, on the toilet, talking with friends, doing drugs, opening the chamber of secrets, ANSWER ME!"
Teahcer is 5 minutes late (which happens almost every fucking time): "What? I have other things to do and to get here from the other end of the school."
When someone is missing something:
-Miss, I forgot my book
-Why?
-Because I---
-I don't care about your excuses.
#92 - pankikilord (04/13/2013) [-]
>In history class
>Canadian history, so lotta stuff about the fur trade
>Teacher would try to make it interesting/funny by walking around the class pretending his meter stick was an oar, depicting how the fur trade thing would go down
>While he walked he'd keep repeating "paddle paddle paddle paddle...."
>Few chuckles at most
>Fast forward to test day
>Mid way through the test, teacher apparently gets bored and starts to do the "paddle paddle" thing again
>We ignore it while he just walks around quietly doing it
>Suddenly, we hear him mumble "Oh look,water fall-"
>Suddenly he starts screeching bloody murder and flailing while we all get mini heart attacks
>Just smiles and walks back to his desk
<HFW
#79 - lordaurion (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Okay, how about some GOOD teacher stories?
>be inna 6th grade science class, earth science
>never study or takes notes but always pass with flying colors because loved space and geology and crap since I was 5
>quiz coming up
>teacher is somewhat frustrated that I never take notes
>"Okay anon I'll tell you what, you get 85% or better and I'll never bother you about it again, you don't and you need to take your notes."
>lol okay
>quiz day
>score 98%
>never bothered about not taking notes again
I loved that teacher.
>mfw I had her again in 8th grade because she moved up
#80 - flusteredmoose (04/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
&gt;Be 5   
&gt;ask if I can go to bathroom   
&gt;teacher says no because we were doing a weird piece of shit test   
&gt;piss goes everywhere    
&gt;MRW
>Be 5
>ask if I can go to bathroom
>teacher says no because we were doing a weird piece of shit test
>piss goes everywhere
>MRW
User avatar #66 - tastycrisps (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Some of the ones that really Rustled my Jimmies:

1. "You need to highlight all the vocab words in your paragraph to make the Teachers life easier." Will repeatedly make us do extra work because she doesn't feel like it.

2. "You need to be in your seat when the bell starts ringing, not when it's finished."
Teacher is five fucking minutes late to class every time.

3. Writes the homework on the chalkboard at the back of the classroom and never points it out or even mentions that we have any, then blames the whole class when only 10% actually did it.

4. "You should always ask questions if you're confused, you don't go to school if you know everything." Proceeds to scold student for asking a "stupid" question and embarrass him/her in front of the whole class.

5. Two people are roughhousing/misbehaving/talking. "This class is crazy, you are all staying for five minutes past the bell for wasted time."

6. 90% of the class gets a 0% on a quiz because they misinterpreted the extremely vague instructions. "This is embarrassing, the failure is all your fault and I'm making this count for a grade."

7. And worst of all is when she is trying to assign homework after the bell has rung and half the class is out the door, then actually makes it worth credit the next day.
User avatar #57 - tastycrisps (04/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I hate teachers who hate children.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A TEACHER IF YOU HATE KIDS BITCH!
#12 - SheWolfie (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The bell doesn't decide when I leave...
It shouldn't decide when I get there either...
User avatar #23 - disturbedfan (04/13/2013) [-]
Story time FJ!

Not too long ago in my Algebra 2 class of 9 students, myself included, we had a test over the chapter we had just learned. The good thing about this is that we were allowed to put certain notes on a note card and use it for the test, not including any pictures to help, only formulas. Well, only one of us heard that little addition to the rules and the rest of us had little sketches on our cards. Our teacher come around to check out our note cards to see if we had done them wrong, and, without a word, starts taking the cards with sketches off of our desks. As she does this, everyone in the room is asking in an increasingly loud tone what was wrong with them, only to have the bitch smirk at us and give us the "I don't know" shoulder shrug. After this is done and she gets to the front of the class, as we are still asking about the cards, she spins around and yells "HOLY CRAP GUYS, quit harping on me! I WAS going to fix and return them, but after that I'm not sure I will!". We all look at her like shes a fucking idiot for not even telling us why she took them, and finally started our tests.

She did end up fixing them and giving them back, but holy shit the smartassy attitude and lack of an explanation was just not called for.
#152 - supersaiyanslowbro (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me
>age 15
>chemistry teacher asks what the symbol for copper is
> tell him it's CU
>he tells me it's incorrect
>get laughed at by retarded jocks
>teacher tells everyone incorrectly thats it's CP
>he has a masters in chemistry...
-5
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User avatar #45 to #31 - tigersstripes (04/13/2013) [-]
its the eyebrows, they are raised in a way that says she loathes the very existence of the person she is pointing at, but she tries to be pleasant.
#18 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Teacher tells me the bell doesn't dismiss me she does, school rules say bell dismisses the students, leave when the bell rings teacher tells me to get back into class, tell her don't have to listen to you school is out, she writes a referal on me and sends it to the principle, next day i get called into office, teacher there with principle tells the principle that i told her to fuck off and left, tell the principle that i have multiple witness's to prove shes lying, calls in my friends they tell the principle that the teacher's lying and i didn't say any of that, teacher starts yelling at me and my friends , principle tells her to calm down, she starts yelling at him, you done goofed, he fires her on the spot, tells us we can go after giving us high fives, Teachers who think they know everything are a bunch of assholes
User avatar #118 - peanutboyman (04/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"Can i go use the restroom?"
"I don't know. can you?"
#173 to #147 - mrjimmyhush (04/14/2013) [-]
That was one of the topics my teacher wouldn't let me choose. Apparently it wasn't school appropriate. But one of the jocks doing his topic on &quot;why weed should be legal&quot; was accepted. MFW he got an A while I got a C.
That was one of the topics my teacher wouldn't let me choose. Apparently it wasn't school appropriate. But one of the jocks doing his topic on "why weed should be legal" was accepted. MFW he got an A while I got a C.
#61 - iluvmoney (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>can i go to the restroom ?
>NO
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