Badge. . A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "T need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." I said "may , but don' t go in that field over the
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "T need to inspect
your farm for illegal growing drugs."
I said "may , but don' t go in that field over there.....",
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, Ir Mister, Wave the
authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and
shoved it in my face. "See this ******* badge?! This badge means
Tam allowed to go wherever 1' wish.... any land i! No
questions asked or answers given)! Have I made myself clench...
do you understand?!!''
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short
time later, Heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA
officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean
bull .... .. with every step the bull was gaining ground on the
officer, and it seemed likely that he' d sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
Mthree down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of
Your badge, show him your ******* BADGE!!"
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#15 - koobzacc (04/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #58 - pheggit (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What the bull said to him
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
#12 - battlesmurf (04/13/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
#48 - 4chan refugee (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
... Legally he can't search the property without a warrant.
User avatar #51 to #48 - darkslayer (04/13/2013) [-]
Good thing he got chased by a bull then.
#25 - 4chan refugee (04/13/2013) [+] (19 replies)
What an asshole, seriously. Yes the DEA officer was being a jerk but he was just trying to do his job. The guy in this post could have gotten the officer killed. All he should have said was I understand but there is a bull over there. That would have avoided this whole incident. Just because someone is doing his job and being a jerk doesn't mean you endanger his life.
#31 to #25 - 4chan refugee (04/13/2013) [-]
the officer could have said "why shouldn't i?" instead of his verbal beratement

crisis averted
User avatar #68 - drunkasaurus (04/13/2013) [+] (11 replies)
who has a ******* bull just in the field next to their house
User avatar #71 to #68 - youarelying (04/13/2013) [-]
farmers that want there cows to multiply
#46 - justagame (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #74 - zorororonoa (04/13/2013) [-]
Oldie, but a goodie
#84 - edmondc (04/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**edmondc rolls 23** dubs?
User avatar #90 to #84 - Dap (04/13/2013) [-]
**Dap rolls 62** close, but this is how it's done.
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#62 - Ottovan ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #18 - fuckingtrolls (04/13/2013) [-]
Probably
does it really matter though?
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