who would you be?. i don't want to be a pie... i don't like gravey!. Choose wisely Just pick one) Go to Hogwarts Become a Jedi Become a hero Become a Pokemon ..
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who would you be?

i don't want to be a pie... i don't like gravey!

Choose wisely
Just pick one)
Go to Hogwarts
Become a Jedi
Become a hero
Become a Pokemon ...
Become a Power
Become a E fighter
Become as Timelord
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User avatar #4 - snowshark (04/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
> Become a Time Lord.
> Obtain a TARDIS.
> Travel to alternate universe where I can go to Hogwarts.
> Pass NEWTs
> Travel to alternate universe where I can become a Pokemon Trainer.
> Beat Elite Four
> Travel to alternate universe where I can become a Jedi.
> Obtain Lightsaber.
> Travel to a world in need of a hero.

> I am Merlin, master of magic and mythical beasts, wielder of the lightsaber and Lord of Time itself.

> I will be your hero.
#48 - sidathon (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
without a doubt this
without a doubt this
User avatar #3 - Zydratejunkie (04/12/2013) [-]
Be a timelord and go to all of these places.
User avatar #53 - BrayBoy (04/13/2013) [-]
Jedi without a doubt
#34 - ddrwannabe (04/13/2013) [-]
Z fighter. Timelord would be interesting, but full of heartache.
#74 - penguinthegreat ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you can become an hero right now
#71 - nerdicorn ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
How is this even a contests?    
Id also like to be an Alchemist.
How is this even a contests?

Id also like to be an Alchemist.
#70 - doktorandus ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
This is an impossible choice.
This is an impossible choice.
#67 - sylaz (04/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I would choose none of them.

-Hogwars is simply to dangerous.

-Jedi no thanks, the lightsaber would most likely get myself killed.

-A hero? Forget about it, way to much work.

-Pokemon trainer no thanks, way to much work like walking and **** where's the ******* cars?

-Z fighter I don't wanna die, and again it's too much work.

-Timelord No thanks i don't wanna live forever.

Conclusion i just want to be a normal human.
#69 to #67 - electrictroll ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
As a Timelord you could simply choose to stop regenerating.
Also you would run out of regenerative powers eventually. (River song used all hers saving th doctor after she poisoned her, Also she complained to the doctor about him wasting his regenerative powers healing her broken wrist)
Conclusion: Time lords don't live forever just VERY long.
User avatar #66 - jovisman (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
trick women into flashing
User avatar #62 - FuckYouFatBen (04/13/2013) [-]
Hogwarts: Seems cool at first but knowing my curiosity and thirst for knowledge and power, I'd end up delving deep into the Dark Arts. Which, if i remember correctly earns you a one way trip to Azkaban that giant prison surrounded by Death Eaters. And on top of that, I cannot deal with the Snobs in Hogwarts..It'll be High School all over again.

Jedi: I'd choose this. One, I can gain a higher knowledge through meditation. Two, there is more to it then simple blood born gifts. Three: I'm not surrounded by Snobby children. And also, I could go Dark Jedi or Sith and not worry about executions since I would be apart of an Organization. And the powers are more badass.

Become a hero: If you haven't figured by now, I'm not the Heroic type. I'm more Neutral Evil.

Pokemon trainer: I couldn't stand to watch my Pokemon get hurt. I'm not that cruel to let animals fight for my own personal gain.

Power Ranger: Nope.

Z fighter: Not trying to die or become non important. Plus, If i'm not a Saiyan, Majin, or Namekian, What's the point of even trying.

Timelord: Time is too complicated.
#58 - daemonicpanda (04/13/2013) [-]
Can  i be a shinobi instead?
Can i be a shinobi instead?
#47 - grannybacon (04/13/2013) [-]
dat description
User avatar #46 - arwendar (04/13/2013) [-]
Hogwarts: given that I actually would be a wizard that'd be cool, though I'm not a big fan of a giant spiders living in a forest nearby, a giant snake living in the bathrooms and a giant dog living somewhere in the castle.

Jedi: knowing myself I'd probably hurt myself with that damn lightsaber. Also living in a universe with constant political flux with a faction trying to murder us all isn't really fun is it now?

Become a hero: not really specific but I'd like that.

Pokemon trainer: would be nice, a world with intelligent creatures with powers.

Power Ranger: being summoned at random times to defend the world, not really my thing. If they'd have a regular "let's try to take over the world" day then I'd be able to put it in my shedule. Else, no thank you.

Z fighter: Hm. Firing energy beams is all cool and stuff but I don't like the dying part. Or facing incredibly powerfull foes that can rape me in an instant.

Timelord: Living in a universe with other timelords constantly bugging me over what I can and cannot do, daleks and cybermen out for my life and worst of all I might end up on a random planet taken over by the weeping angels. Need I say more?
User avatar #32 - Kixol (04/13/2013) [-]
Timelord... Always Timelord
#27 - thebigmanx (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would choose Digidestined (I know it's not a option but I don't care).
#19 - rockyshand (04/13/2013) [-]
I want to say Power Ranger because of my childhood.
#2 - chootem (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't watch the show, but probably a timelord
User avatar #20 - socialoutcast (04/13/2013) [-]
power ranger
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