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I Do What I Want

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Submitted: 04/12/2013
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#9 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The **** is wrong with some of these teachers?
#31 - yonkersofwgkta (04/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
This is my detention slip i recieved a month or so ago
it says "Student used a chocolate milk bottle as his genitals and asked a female - do you want a sip?"
#66 - thundagawd (04/12/2013) [+] (11 replies)
"Although he was correct, Alex's actions show a blatant disregard for authority"

How ******* arrogant can this bitch possibly be?
#25 - JHDog (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
MFW on 12
#2 - anonymous (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My desk is Mahogany.......... Mahogany
#60 - buttholee (04/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Seems legit...
User avatar #22 - ingabenwetrust (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Number 12 really rustled me.
I mean, what the **** ? You can't give someone a detention for being right, that's just, well, wrong.
#21 - theturtletrolley (04/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Number 13
The teachers face when
#127 - TodayIAmMe (04/12/2013) [-]
that bitch...
#158 - Cleavland Steamer (04/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Storytime with Cleavland Steamer:   
I was an unruly little 						****					 in middle/high school, and I really should've saved some of my detention slips. I have billions of these stories if anyone wants to hear more.   
>on laptops in class doing research   
>have substitute teacher who doesn't know what the 						****					 she's doing   
>download itunes library onto laptop   
>blast "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang LOUDLY when sub turns her back   
>mute it every time she looks back to see who's playing it   
>blast it again when she turns around   
>keep doing this for 20 minutes   
>shemad.jpg   
>she opens her mouth to yell at the class   
>press play   
>"YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS -"   
>shut it off quickly before she can see who did it   
>she opens her mouth again   
> " - SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL"   
>she's extra pissed, breathing heavily and 						****					   
>she hauls ass across the room towards me   
>						******					   
>mfw she thinks it's the guy next to me and takes his laptop without saying anything   
>she proudly walks back to the front of the classroom, thinking she found the culprit   
>wait for her to sit down at her desk   
>press play while staring her directly in the eyes   
>"SO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN MY PANTS AND I BET YOU'LL FEEL NUTS..."   
>i forget what my detention slip said, because she wrote a whole 						*******					 essay
Storytime with Cleavland Steamer:
I was an unruly little **** in middle/high school, and I really should've saved some of my detention slips. I have billions of these stories if anyone wants to hear more.
>on laptops in class doing research
>have substitute teacher who doesn't know what the **** she's doing
>download itunes library onto laptop
>blast "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang LOUDLY when sub turns her back
>mute it every time she looks back to see who's playing it
>blast it again when she turns around
>keep doing this for 20 minutes
>shemad.jpg
>she opens her mouth to yell at the class
>press play
>"YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS -"
>shut it off quickly before she can see who did it
>she opens her mouth again
> " - SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL"
>she's extra pissed, breathing heavily and ****
>she hauls ass across the room towards me
> ******
>mfw she thinks it's the guy next to me and takes his laptop without saying anything
>she proudly walks back to the front of the classroom, thinking she found the culprit
>wait for her to sit down at her desk
>press play while staring her directly in the eyes
>"SO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN MY PANTS AND I BET YOU'LL FEEL NUTS..."
>i forget what my detention slip said, because she wrote a whole ******* essay
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#70 - Logicaltightrope (04/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
@ #4:   
   
Flying is a disrespect to the environment?  What, gravity's gonna get insulted?
@ #4:

Flying is a disrespect to the environment? What, gravity's gonna get insulted?
#74 - naitsabesh (04/12/2013) [-]
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Ask teacher to calm down, detention.
Fights for the truth, detention.
User avatar #86 - jakekel (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"In the future alex would be better off accepting my teachings without resistance."

I raged internally.
User avatar #71 - zevran (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm kind of shocked that "defiance" is on some of those papers. Seriosuly, that seems like somthing a dictatorship would write as a justification.
User avatar #20 - punnyjunky (04/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A friend of mine was referred for supporting mitt romney :P
(referrals being the step after detentions at my school)
#143 - redeadhunter ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
MFW Number 12
MFW Number 12
User avatar #51 - masdercheef (04/12/2013) [-]
If most of these things happened at my school, either everyone (including the teacher) would laugh, or the teacher would just tell the student to sit down as to continue on with the lesson.
#109 - adrianking (04/12/2013) [-]
MFW #12
MFW #12
#92 - jameshill (04/12/2013) [-]
the one that got me was #12 getting in crap because he was right -.-
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