McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have a ton more. And I am loving reading every one of the stories posted McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D I have ton more And am loving reading every one of stories posted
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McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have a ton more. And I am loving reading every one of the stories posted

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have a ton more. And I am loving reading every one of the stories posted in the comments! Enjoy at your own risk, everyone!
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#40 - epilepticelephant **User deleted account**
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#321 to #40 - crampypmarc
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User avatar #370 to #40 - durgesark
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You barley...managed to make that comment....

don't kill me.
#374 to #370 - timelordeternal
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Barley?
User avatar #381 to #374 - durgesark
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barely*
User avatar #372 to #40 - implosay
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>Manager manages
#378 to #40 - demjimmies
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Read through this comment twice.
Read through this comment twice.
User avatar #213 to #40 - dinoking
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Ha! I get that!
User avatar #333 to #40 - mayormilkman
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It looks like someone has finally got Usenet quoting correctly on here...
User avatar #71 to #40 - sckmybllz
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He did his job, he can't get fired
User avatar #363 to #71 - Furry
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your world must seem so blissful
#373 to #40 - larryqa **User deleted account**
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#377 to #40 - pokemanaphy
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User avatar #164 to #40 - funkyspot
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Oh my god thank you for this terrific comment
User avatar #358 to #40 - Iseewhatudidthar
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Bro...
Do you even manage?
#298 to #40 - beanfuckingfarrell
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#304 to #298 - foelkera
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#218 to #40 - welshash
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Manager lifts.
Manager lifts.
#299 to #40 - silasersej
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#322 to #40 - crampypmarc
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**crampypmarc rolled a random image posted in comment #3842256 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** manager
User avatar #362 to #40 - mariox
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Oh god, that's brilliant.
User avatar #41 to #40 - manager
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Manages.
#3 - liquidz
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But wait... there is more!
#110 - unclebourbon
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This is the kind of **** that makes me want to move to a different country.. how the **** do you get THAT fat?! WHAT THE **** AMERICA?
This is the kind of **** that makes me want to move to a different country.. how the **** do you get THAT fat?! WHAT THE **** AMERICA?
#219 to #110 - anon id: 8b302369
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As somebody who has lived in 3 different countries, with siblings living in 3 other countries, the honest answer is a combination of genetics, logistics and affordability.

Different countries that aren't genetic crockpots have strong metabolisms that America just doesn't.

I'm in Seoul right now, and lived in Boston and Montreal. In big cities you HAVE to walk or bike or skate a good bit to get around. In small towns, though, everything is just too far away to not drive.

Affordability is a big thing. In Seoul, vegetables are cheap cheap cheap. Meat is hella expensive. In Canada, food is just wacky expensive regardless, except for some regional selections. Food in America is soooooo much cheaper.

And that's why.
#382 to #219 - unclebourbon
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That doesn't explain why people inhale fast food by the bucket loads.... I'm talking like $70 worth of ******* KFC, come the **** on.

Or $50 worth of Mcd's? Wtf?

I just don't see how someone can let themselves go that far! There is no excuse to be THAT fat!

Pic: MFW I realize I'm giving a ****.
#115 to #110 - samoaspider
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They weren't fat, they were full of freedom!
User avatar #116 to #115 - unclebourbon
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Yeah okay. Last time I checked Freedom doesn't cause you to have heart failure... but maybe it does, cause you're JUST SO FULL OF FREEDOM!
User avatar #136 to #116 - garaichu
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So much freedom you heart rebels.
#118 to #116 - samoaspider
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Its uh supposed to be a joke or something, don't take everything seriously on the internet
#121 to #118 - unclebourbon
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SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#30 - josieabby
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My aunt worked at McDonald's when she was in nursing school.  I cannot swear to the validity of her stories, but she's never been the type to make **** up just for the hell of it.  A couple placed an order in the drive-thru and when they pulled up to the first window to pay, the girl was straddling/sitting on the guys lap.  Weird, but okay...  By the time they pulled up to the second window to receive their caramel sundae, (the only thing they bought) they were ******* so hard that the car was bouncing.  The guy reached out and grabbed the sundae and then drove away without missing a beat.   
On two other occasions, girls were giving their guys blowjobs.  Never stopping... with the male driver completing their transactions nonchalantly.     
These were all three different couples.
My aunt worked at McDonald's when she was in nursing school. I cannot swear to the validity of her stories, but she's never been the type to make **** up just for the hell of it. A couple placed an order in the drive-thru and when they pulled up to the first window to pay, the girl was straddling/sitting on the guys lap. Weird, but okay... By the time they pulled up to the second window to receive their caramel sundae, (the only thing they bought) they were ******* so hard that the car was bouncing. The guy reached out and grabbed the sundae and then drove away without missing a beat.
On two other occasions, girls were giving their guys blowjobs. Never stopping... with the male driver completing their transactions nonchalantly.
These were all three different couples.
#107 to #30 - anon id: 76eb0183
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did any of those couples buy the ingredients for a mcgangbang

please tell me one of those couples bought the ingredients for a mcgangbang
#111 to #107 - josieabby
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I bet the McGangbang has a "special" sauce.
I bet the McGangbang has a "special" sauce.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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i was gonna feature a sexually explicit bathroom one next...
#32 to #31 - josieabby
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And I'll be looking forward to it.
#104 - mrmamric
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>Be 16
>****
#34 - comehonorfacetwice
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>MFW wale lord
#153 to #34 - anon id: 4b2119ce
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what the obsessive disorder **** is that thing below wailord
#162 to #153 - comehonorfacetwice
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remoraid, which attaches to wailord very frequently (I think always, but not sure)
User avatar #170 to #162 - BossTamsy
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no. remoraid hang around mantine. and that's not remoraid. it's some kinda logo
#185 to #170 - comehonorfacetwice
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You are correct. I didn't even blow up the image to check. I have no idea what it is, probably something the artist added in. It's fan art, not official art, so it could be anything.
#149 - cazabrow
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MFW they ******* scream for a refund, even though the manager stopped their fat **** child from choking
MFW they ******* scream for a refund, even though the manager stopped their fat **** child from choking
User avatar #158 to #149 - toughactintinactin
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It's an American thing (some Americans at least) they believe that if they are inconvenienced in any way, even at their own fault, they are entitled to bitch and complain and have someone else take responsibility. I'm actually surprised they didn't sue just because.
User avatar #8 - barbwirepain
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these are becoming my new favorite thing since tard stories is no more
#78 - meetthesandwich
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>"manager manages"
>mfw
User avatar #186 - happypancake
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That trashcan has seen some ****, man
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