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#4 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Full story lads.
#8 - habanaro ONLINE (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#5 - anonexplains (04/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you thought your childhood was a lie because of that, wait til i tell you this next scientifically proven tidbit.
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Coyotes were never able to buy acme graded equipment.
they dont even have pockets
User avatar #7 to #5 - unknownmercury (04/12/2013) [-]
You... You take that back! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!
User avatar #12 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
You know I always thought roadrunner was an emu or an ostrich or something, the day I found out roadrunner was its own species of a bird I almost cried
#10 - kitsunemochalite (04/12/2013) [-]
Mind blown
Mind blown
#20 - wafflelord (04/12/2013) [-]
Those glasses remind of of the idiots I see wearing shirts that have Disney/Looney toons characters wearing hipster outfits
User avatar #17 - samxdaxman (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Another fascinating fact about looney tunes:
It's a cartoon.
User avatar #14 - redrex ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
well, he's not just ANY roadrunner, and that's not just ANY coyote
#13 - llamadude (04/12/2013) [-]
That might be true, but that's still only the average. The coyote could've been on the lower end of the spectrum while the road runner was at the faster end. (possible reasons: better genetics, coyote had injury preventing high speed) Childhood still good =]
#6 - anonexplains (04/12/2013) [-]
... maybe young, healthy coyotes. Maybe Wyle E. Coyote is old an feeble and can't run as fast as he used to.
User avatar #2 - kinglobster (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
whole childhood huh? all you did from ages 4-10 was watch this one show? didnt watch any other show? read any books? see any movies? played any games? had any toys? damn shame.
#1 - jaredownz (04/11/2013) [-]
I believe a road runner of equal proportion would run a bit faster but still don't think it would be fast enough.
#21 - captainreposty (04/12/2013) [-]
Coyote's don't have opposable thumbs...
My whole, entire life has been one big devastating lie!

Seriously [Person who reposted this], how ******* stupid are you? This is just lazy humour, based on other people's lazy humour.
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