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Jared Smith
iii) . Apatheist ,4-
I don' t care if your god has a
problem with homosexual marriages
being legal. He got over slavery
being outlawed, didn' t he?
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Submitted: 04/11/2013
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User avatar #6 - ComicBookGuy (04/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So this guy's name is @JSAtheist, and yet I bet he's probably one of those assholes who hates when people throw their religion in your face
User avatar #3 - acedce (04/11/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Thats because slavery in bible times were a way of paying off debts
User avatar #4 to #3 - whipptron (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah... no.

Exodus 21:7 "If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as male servants do."

Leviticus 25:44-45 "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property."
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User avatar #13 to #9 - odytoboman (04/12/2013) [-]
Leviticus 25:44-46
Exodus 21:2-11
Exodus 21:20-21
Ephesians 6:5
1 Timothy 6:1-2
Luke 12:47-48
#44 - lolzordz (04/12/2013) [-]
this guy literally went and put 'atheist' in his twitter account name. whatever he posts is cancer to me
this guy literally went and put 'atheist' in his twitter account name. whatever he posts is cancer to me
User avatar #23 - igenatius (04/12/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I was just thinking, some people are making such a big deal out of gender-equal marriages but we don't see anyone ranting about divorce. And if I remember correct it says in the bible that divorce isn't right at all when on the other hand the bible doesn't really talk about homosexuality.
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#62 - blaankie (04/12/2013) [+] (14 replies)
these post are getting so annoying, atheist are becoming as annoying as Jesus freaks, shoving their opinions down other peoples throat, i starting to feel embarrassed being one
#49 - beerterror ONLINE (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW butthurt and quoting bible about slavery.    
   
Aristotle and all the Greek philosophers were ok with slavery, and it's perfectly understandable - in their times noone would be crazy enough to think and tell around that all people are equal, because hey, they're not even with all the effort really good people have put into popularizing education and so on. Some people are just speaking tools, and deep inside you know it's true.   
   
And let me remind you, that NONE of the Church Fathers, not even Saint Augustin liked slavery - he (and let me remind you again, that his philosophy was leading in the Church for almost a thousand years) stated that the fact that people aren't equal is just another example of the Original Sin. In fact, Christianity, perhaps not abolished, but really hastened the end of slavery - it was a religion of slaves in Rome, goddamn!   
   
Quoting Old Testament, which is a jewish saint scripture (perhaps for some minor parts of christianity too) isn't a very good idea. If the New Testament is put to exegesis, Old Testament couldn't be taken literally in any case.
MFW butthurt and quoting bible about slavery.

Aristotle and all the Greek philosophers were ok with slavery, and it's perfectly understandable - in their times noone would be crazy enough to think and tell around that all people are equal, because hey, they're not even with all the effort really good people have put into popularizing education and so on. Some people are just speaking tools, and deep inside you know it's true.

And let me remind you, that NONE of the Church Fathers, not even Saint Augustin liked slavery - he (and let me remind you again, that his philosophy was leading in the Church for almost a thousand years) stated that the fact that people aren't equal is just another example of the Original Sin. In fact, Christianity, perhaps not abolished, but really hastened the end of slavery - it was a religion of slaves in Rome, goddamn!

Quoting Old Testament, which is a jewish saint scripture (perhaps for some minor parts of christianity too) isn't a very good idea. If the New Testament is put to exegesis, Old Testament couldn't be taken literally in any case.
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#94 - ohmygwad ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
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#12 to #8 - CIS White Male (04/12/2013) [-]
You are an idiot and a racist for typecasting blacks as slaves. Stay strong tittylovin.
User avatar #103 - iphraem (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**iphraem rolls 44** meaning of life
User avatar #69 - markertemp (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But if you go by the Old Testament, God freed the Jews from slavery.
#158 - CIS White Male (04/12/2013) [-]
Why is everyone here so pessimistic?
Whenever Christianity or the Bible comes up, all you guys focus on are the rules, and not the fact that God loves you infinitely more than you can possibly imagine.
#118 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I find this relevant.
User avatar #120 to #118 - byposted ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Isn't this the show where the main character is a Hollykike Pseudo-Conservative? State atheism would be nice but too bad Stalin already tried it.
#117 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#112 - thebritishguy (04/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
true dat
User avatar #108 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How much of an attention whore do you have to be to put 'Atheist' in your user name?
User avatar #164 - delphine (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a Christian too (who also happens to be blessed with an awesome gay brother).

You have to take the Bible with a grain of salt since it was written by humans. Genesis was written as a poem to glorify God-- it was art, not scientific fact. Leviticus is heavily influenced by the rules of that time, and they associated homosexuality with prostitution. The possibility of a loving, commited homosexual relationship was completely beyond them.

It also says in the same book (leviticus) that men must have a beard, women may not cut their hair or wear it uncovered, you can't even touch a woman on her period, and you cannot wear fabric made of two different materials. But you don't see "GOD HATES POLYESTER BLENDS!!!" on any picket signs.

Besides, Christians can't hold non-Christians to the same expectations as themselves. I have high standards for my own conduct, but how other people live their lives is their business, as long as it's not hurting anyone else. ^_^
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