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Misunderstood Spider

I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I mule just talk
to them, you know?
Me Oh, My wees. this eneter is esteemed-
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Spider: Nah, that' s your space We' re cool. Have a great .
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#31 - genericnewfag (04/12/2013) [+] (18 replies)
What if they only spoke German? That would be 						*******					 scary.
What if they only spoke German? That would be ******* scary.
#53 - sloot (04/12/2013) [+] (72 replies)
at my parent's house they used to have these creepy ass centipede looking things in the basement that would dart across the floor super fast. I would be playing my sega saturn (sega nights baby) and see one of those ******* in my peripherals, throw my controller and run upstairs grab a baseball bat and not continue with my life until I was 900% sure that demon was dead...

<pic... oh god I am deleting that **** off my desk top as soon as I post this
#3 - mrshrapnel (04/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Spiders are actually not that bad.
#78 - jokervsbatsy ONLINE (04/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Creepy spider story time:   
   
   
&gt;me at my grandma's house   
&gt;only 11 years old   
&gt;I and grandma were the only people at her house   
&gt;just watching TV   
&gt;out of nowhere a spider at the size of strawberry crawls on the wall next to TV   
&gt;grandma hates spiders   
&gt;she throws one of her slippers at the spider   
&gt;BOOMHeadshot.avi   
&gt;I go to see the now dead spider   
&gt;one of the worst desicions of my life   
&gt;huge assload of tiny spiders come out of the big spider's corpse like a wave of zergs   
&gt;so many they could cover half the wall   
&gt;some of them climb on me   
&gt;grandma tries to kill every single one of them with raid while screaming   
&gt;&gt;MFW   
   
&gt;turned out that the big spider was some kind of a mother spider that hatches its eggs inside its body   
&gt;tiny spiders were its children   
&gt;6 years later and I'm still afraid of killing spiders
Creepy spider story time:


>me at my grandma's house
>only 11 years old
>I and grandma were the only people at her house
>just watching TV
>out of nowhere a spider at the size of strawberry crawls on the wall next to TV
>grandma hates spiders
>she throws one of her slippers at the spider
>BOOMHeadshot.avi
>I go to see the now dead spider
>one of the worst desicions of my life
>huge assload of tiny spiders come out of the big spider's corpse like a wave of zergs
>so many they could cover half the wall
>some of them climb on me
>grandma tries to kill every single one of them with raid while screaming
>>MFW

>turned out that the big spider was some kind of a mother spider that hatches its eggs inside its body
>tiny spiders were its children
>6 years later and I'm still afraid of killing spiders
#1 - igenatius ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
That would actually be pretty cool.   
Gif not relevant
That would actually be pretty cool.
Gif not relevant
#18 - areyouhammeredbro (04/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What if they where complete assholes ? Mini douchebags with eight legs
User avatar #22 to #18 - darksideofthebeast (04/12/2013) [-]
Racist spiders that call us 2 legged ******* ?
#8 - applescryatnight ONLINE (04/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
lately ive been living a life of guilt. please bear with me, as it is the story of my darkest moments and the reason i question my humanity

one night, i was lurking/ playing video games. i had to take a monster piss, and ive been holding it in so i dont have to wake my parents.
i walk in and take a piss. i look up to the heavens in releif. as soon as i look down, i see a spider, a big black mother ****** with some sort of antennae, it had 8 legs, like a spider, but it had two stalks on its head with bulbs at the ends. anyway i freak. i throw water from my sink at it, and it falls with an audible thud, which i didnt know insects can do, cause i thought they were too light to make falling sounds. this was when i first started feeling bad, as i akkined it to a body falling. the spider then slips and slides into my tub. at which point i start throwing more and more water at it. it cant get out and it is obviously scared of the water

i see that the water really isnt doing damage, so i look into my medicine cabinet. this is when i begin to feel sickened with myself.

i take out the rubbing alcohol, and i pour it on the spider. it is still alive and it is trying to get out. i think i need something stronger, so i get hydrogen peroxide. i pour it on him and white foam begins to accumulate on him, but he is still alive and trying to get out. i put lye on him. only a little. he is twitching an convulsing in pain, he cant get out. i realise the horror that i have inflicted on him. i try to talk to the spider, saying that "if i just didnt see you, if you didnt go out in the open, we could have never met". i tried justifying my actions. i could not. at some point i think, this poor spider has had enough, i should let it die in peace. i leave for the night, but i cant sleep. when my dad woke up in the morning, he told me that a spider was in the bathroom. it was still alive. 5-6 hours in alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and acid. and it still had the will to live.
i am a monster
#85 - azteh (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Spiders needs instruments
Spiders needs instruments
#98 - Fuzzymarsupial (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - theuglypanda (04/12/2013) [+] (21 replies)
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Brown Recluse: My shower now ****** .
#119 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Alternate version:

>Oh hey there, its the friendly neighborhood brown recluse. How are you doing today pal?
>I WILL KILL YOU, **** DOWN YOUR THROAT, AND EAT YOUR SOUL!
#23 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#114 - bloodmachine (04/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#34 - felixjarl (04/12/2013) [-]
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#215 - redsalsa (04/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
there are a lot of spiders i really just wouldnt want to talk to
there are a lot of spiders i really just wouldnt want to talk to
#40 - slipperyjoe (04/12/2013) [-]
Me: So uh, Doing anything tonight?..
#149 - peacetrooper (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
&gt;icelandic   
&gt;only spider species i have seen around here is a daddy long legs   
this cold weather mang
>icelandic
>only spider species i have seen around here is a daddy long legs
this cold weather mang
#139 - argonianmaidohonor (04/12/2013) [-]
Or they are like "Let me see them tits, or I will scuttle on your face while you sleep"
#47 - pandacore (04/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Maine has no poisonous spiders... Wait was it poisonous snakes or poisonous spiders.... Either way
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