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User avatar #28 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
be in kindergarten
perfectly normal inocent girl
see someone with a cool jacket
punch him and steal his jacket
i still have it
i shall regret it for the rest off my life
#116 to #28 - Womens Study Major (04/12/2013) [-]
Hear a story about bee big DRUGGED!! SUM 1 ALWAYS HATED MANAGER- SETUP- DAUGHTER JOB- DRINK THAT NIGHT? THEY WERE THERE? 1000%%%$$$$ PROOF OF YOUR INNOCENCE/ U DIDN'T KNOW/ VUC TUN/ ITS BEE N MANY YEARS/ HUGE CUM PLICATED STORY. TRUST
User avatar #110 to #28 - peacetrooper (04/12/2013) [-]
>in kindergarten
>decide i want to go home
>open the gate and waddle home
>next day
>playing with legos at kindergarten
>a woman working there asks where i was yesterday
>brief pause
>"i don't remember"
>continue playing with legos
#29 to #28 - thtguyfromwork ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
got one    
   
>Senior year    
>have government 2nd period    
>my teacher is a large black woman    
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea    
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class    
>						******					 boss    
>fast forward to 6th period    
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings    
>sneak inside the car    
>stay in class for 25 minutes    
>no one knows    
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz    
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"    
>everyone dies of laughter    
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"    
>my face when everyone started clapping
got one

>Senior year
>have government 2nd period
>my teacher is a large black woman
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class
> ****** boss
>fast forward to 6th period
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings
>sneak inside the car
>stay in class for 25 minutes
>no one knows
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"
>everyone dies of laughter
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"
>my face when everyone started clapping
User avatar #30 to #29 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
> first year highschool
> terrible facial hair issues
> no one thinks im a chick
> have a phobia of wearing dresses and ****
> in locker room shower
> bitch runs up and pulls off my towel
> i enjoy mens underwear
> ****
#96 to #30 - Womens Study Major (04/12/2013) [-]
eww ur gross
User avatar #71 to #30 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
the states. Had to get up early to give my sister a ride to school
User avatar #74 to #71 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
i see
User avatar #78 to #74 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
You seem like a cool person to hang out with
User avatar #79 to #78 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #82 to #79 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
quite the interesting conversation you're having with benedicto. Been awhile since I've been amused like this
User avatar #83 to #82 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
sure.....interesting....
User avatar #99 to #83 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm male
User avatar #100 to #99 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
oh.
dang.
think she's reading this?
User avatar #101 to #100 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Why dang?
maybe. she could be trying to use our conversation to imagine lewd things
User avatar #102 to #101 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
like her gay fantasy?
and also, i was hoping you were a girl.
User avatar #106 to #102 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
nothing wrong with having dirty thoughts. It just a matter if people can notice
I wouldn't exactly be feminine if I were one
User avatar #111 to #106 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
specify.
User avatar #118 to #111 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
wear sweat pants
have lewd thoughts
get boner
continue walking
everyone notices
User avatar #123 to #118 - benedicto (04/13/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #84 to #83 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
it is. I keep an open mind, and I also happen to be a bit of a pervert, so this is amusing to me. Nice to know that you're willing to be recieving
User avatar #85 to #84 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
i am.....willing for both, even at the same time.
User avatar #87 to #85 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
You remind me of a scottish guy I met on this site. Are you also a masochist?
User avatar #88 to #87 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
no. not into bdsm. i have a low pain tolerance, so it would be too painful. also, those stuff creep me out.
why?
User avatar #89 to #88 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
masochism doesn't mean bdsm.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.


so something like enjoying a walk while wearing a collar and being led by a leash can count as being masochistic
just curious
User avatar #90 to #89 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
no, to.......ugh. just. no.
User avatar #91 to #90 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
more into the gentle side of sex?
User avatar #93 to #91 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
well, and fetishes, but i don't like bdsm. i just don't get it.
User avatar #94 to #93 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
what kind of fetishes?
Ever been spanked? It causes your nerves on the head of your penis to become more sensitive, making sex feel better. I think it also applies to a girls clitoris
User avatar #95 to #94 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
.....exactly.
but honestly, i'm still a virgin.
User avatar #97 to #95 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
you dirty boy. How can you like that?
same here. I was spanked with a chain as a joke(it started to hurt after the third hit) but I can confirm it makes you more sensitive. My underwear never felt so stimulating
User avatar #98 to #97 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
...are you a boy or girl?
User avatar #66 to #30 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
then use a strap-on?
User avatar #69 to #66 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
no
wouldnt work the same
i want well
to cum in some guys ass
to feel it
not just thrusting for a bit
User avatar #70 to #69 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
ever wish you were a hermaphrodite.
i do.
User avatar #73 to #70 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
i would try to **** myself
with portals
User avatar #75 to #73 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
you could be gay or bi or lesbian without any judgement.
i wanna be on soooo baaaaaad.
User avatar #77 to #75 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
*you're
****
User avatar #76 to #75 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
be ****** and **** at the same time

if we magic dis im ******* everyone ....your not safe
User avatar #81 to #76 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
awesome
User avatar #119 to #81 - foelkera (04/12/2013) [-]
This is both disturbing and arousing at the same time
User avatar #42 to #30 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
...why do you enjoy mens underwear?
User avatar #44 to #42 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
comfy as ****
no lace barbed wire ****
**** that ****
User avatar #45 to #44 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
indeed. but then why were you scared of dresses....?
User avatar #47 to #45 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
molested as a child.... lost sense of femininity i guess
User avatar #48 to #47 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
are you ok now? and who did.....that to you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
kid a year up from me
some black ******
he died recently
aids
cant be happier
User avatar #50 to #49 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
wait....how old were you, then?
this is getting weird.
User avatar #51 to #50 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
5
User avatar #53 to #51 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
so....you were molested by a 6 year old?
dafuq
User avatar #54 to #53 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
and because he was so young he couldn't get charged
User avatar #55 to #54 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
why did he even do that?
User avatar #57 to #55 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
why does anyone?
User avatar #58 to #57 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
????
oh well, but do you wear dresses now? you ok?
User avatar #59 to #58 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
still dont wear dresses
never learned how to sit politely
and yeah im fine
just some sexual confusion and every so often i get an infection from the scars re opening oh and only getting a period once every year thats a plus i guess
User avatar #60 to #59 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
.....sexual confusion?
'specify
User avatar #61 to #60 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
for quite some years i was asexual
but now
i want to be a gay man



........ if i ever had the chance though i would deny it
User avatar #64 to #61 - savirleo ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Sounds like you have penis envy. You remind me of a girl I met, aside from the molestation thing
User avatar #65 to #64 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
you live in AUS?
User avatar #62 to #61 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
but why a gay man if you're already a girl?
how does this even work
#63 to #62 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
i want to have a dick   
and 						****					 another man in the ass
i want to have a dick
and **** another man in the ass
User avatar #56 to #55 - funkyspot (04/12/2013) [-]
he's black
#32 to #30 - duckstep (04/12/2013) [-]
>first grade   
>on field trip to watch super 3D movie thing   
>get dizzy and feel sick   
>me and a teacher leave early   
>in the train on my way home I have to pee   
>tells teacher I really have to pee   
>she tells me to just pee   
>pee in my pants in the middle of the train   
>mfw
>first grade
>on field trip to watch super 3D movie thing
>get dizzy and feel sick
>me and a teacher leave early
>in the train on my way home I have to pee
>tells teacher I really have to pee
>she tells me to just pee
>pee in my pants in the middle of the train
>mfw
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