My penis. I don't claim that any of these are correct, I don't have a source, I didn't make it... Nice try OP but i dont think that Africa could fit on my computer screen
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#30 - whoovesthedoctor (04/11/2013) [-]
Nice try OP but i dont think that Africa could fit on my computer screen
#11 - lanikus (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#24 - gemnesys (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Somehow I've read it all in the voice of this glorious bastard.
User avatar #87 - landartheconqueror (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
that one about cleopatra is pretty freaking obvious. i mean, the photo is in colour for god's sake
#35 - theist (04/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"2 to 9 pounds of our body is bacteria"

"we are more bacteria than human!"

#13 - littlesoldierboy (04/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If you drop a book (or anything else) down a hole through the earth, it tkaes roughly 42 minutes to pop out the other side of earth. This amount of time is the same, no matter what direction the object is falling
User avatar #14 to #13 - klick ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
acctully if you drop an object in a hole that goes straight through the earth it would never reach the other side, or even the middle. The combination of earth's rotaion and gravity confuses the hell out of the object so it goes " **** it, I'm just gunna chill here on this wall."
User avatar #32 - cantfindausername (04/11/2013) [-]
"Should we keep going?"
You didn't give us an option, jerk.
#16 - profflippystix (04/11/2013) [-]
i just realized with the one trillion seconds remark. so if america save $1 every second it wouldnt pay off our debt in 32,000 years? even if we saved 10000 a second how long would it take to pay off 14 trillion dollars of debt??? oh yeah and. congrats.
User avatar #105 - deezknuts (04/12/2013) [-]
title is too small
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User avatar #1 - sepheroth ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
With the setup for the first fact, you should change the title to "My Penis"
#52 - anisbanana (04/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeahh I'm ganna call this post ******** since only united states, china and UK barely fit into africa... And more bacteria than body cells? What are you ****** stupid? If I weighed 4 pounds this might be the case but 150 lbs is not comparable to 9 pounds of bacteria...
#19 - mapelolsyrup (04/11/2013) [-]
A whales veins are so big that if a child swam through them it would drown in whale blood
"get in my blood"-whale
#136 - apokemon (04/12/2013) [-]
>2 to 9 pounds of bacteria    
> More bacteria than human   
Let's say I weigh 200 pounds, and 9 pounds of that is bacteria.    
That leaves 191 pounds of human.    
Pretty sure I'm more human than bacteria.
>2 to 9 pounds of bacteria
> More bacteria than human
Let's say I weigh 200 pounds, and 9 pounds of that is bacteria.
That leaves 191 pounds of human.
Pretty sure I'm more human than bacteria.
#82 - bazda (04/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>2-9lbs of bacteria
>human is 170lbs
>more bacteria than human
>2-9lbs>170lbs
>wat
User avatar #86 to #82 - TheHutchie (04/12/2013) [-]
One brick weighs the same as a good few hundred feathers.

But having even two feathers would mean you have more feathers than bricks.
#68 - jackoph (04/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Weight is a force, there is the same mass for people questioning
#74 to #71 - thedandude (04/12/2013) [-]
i would imagine he's commenting on the compressed spring one
User avatar #23 - leostar (04/11/2013) [+] (13 replies)
But, there is no gravity in the center of the earth. Was that taken into consideration?
User avatar #38 to #23 - Shramin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, he is wrong either way. If you were to have a hole through the planet, from one side to the other, it would take a little over 42 minutes to get to the other side.

Look it up.
#22 - loffarn (04/11/2013) [-]
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#7 - felixfj (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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