McDisasters 2: Return of the Trucker. Part 2, for anyone interested. This is the end of the trucker. If it gets enough positive feedback, I will continue with o
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McDisasters 2: Return of the Trucker

Part 2, for anyone interested. This is the end of the trucker. If it gets enough positive feedback, I will continue with other epics of disgusting proportions. 100% OC
LINK TO FIRST PART www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/
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comanderspy and masterchiefawesome had a great idea. so far, so good...

name Mcdonalds, different manager
******* . GUY. comes back in like nothing
happened
gspot him from the grill area, tell the new boss previous
story
ccan' t refuse him service, store never pressed charges
gguy is out of his mind on something stronger than
Excedrin
borders 150 nuggets
tthats
a small cup full of ranch to dip them in
wave to check with manager
i' m afraid we can' t do that, dave'
flips ****
stakes sauce packets we gave him, drills them into the
windows with all the power ofa cracked out
trucker
danhales about 30 nuggets
instantly ill
explosively all OVER the trash can
avi
rules to sit and eat the rest of his nuggets
calls the cops
ftracker leaves, we don' t know his actual name, or what
truck is his in the lot next door.
ddude gets awae with it again.
dtr For mew
i.) (facc cent like it,
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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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#32 - Dakafal (04/11/2013) [+] (15 replies)
McStorytime
>be 17 in highschool
>be a senior, so I'm allowed off campus for lunch
>it's ************* monopoly time at Micky D's
>friends and I pretty much eat for free with as many free food pieces we get
>one day some cracked out junky walks in
>he's behind us in the very long line
>keeps mumbling under his breath about how he's "gonna get his 'nopoly on"
>apparently "this time is it" and he's gonna "win it all" because he prophesied it after divining his future in his nuggets with a combo of ****** , crack, and pain killers
>all the students in line know something very interesting is going to happen
>we're getting nervous cos he keeps casually resting his hands on our shoulders
>finally order our food and get the **** out of his way
>he surprises everyone and orders very calmly
>the only weird thing about his order was that he ordered two of every item that came with monopoly pieces
>cashier tells him his total
>he is obviously displeased with the total
>stops to think for a second
>one can only assume he pondered the mysteries of the universe and divined what he should do next
>he orders some cookies
>everyone in the place exhales an audible sigh of relief
>then he freaks everyone else out again by screaming "WAIT ONE MINUTE ***** BITCH"
>"I WANT THE FRESHEST GOOIEST COOKIE YOU GOT"
>cashier nervously hands him a piping hot and delicious looking cookie
>he takes it calmly and thanks her with the most sincere thank you I have ever heard
#14 - josieabby (04/11/2013) [+] (19 replies)
When I worked at McDonald's, I'd go back and steal the pickle slices and put them over my 						*******					.  I would go all day sporting my saltly/sweet secret underneath my 						********					.  I felt like such a badass.  Then at the end of the day, on one of my last orders, I would wait for someone to order a McDouble 'for here'... I would sneak around to the kitchen and put my boobie slices on their burger.  After they received their order I would watch them eat the McDouble.  The joy and arousal I got from watching them chew, swallow, and digest the pickles that were in contact with my skin was almost 						********					.  To think that someones body was holding a little part of me inside them made me feel dominate.  Like a man.  Like I was completing a metamorphosis that would one day save humanity.  I was winning.   
   
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When I worked at McDonald's, I'd go back and steal the pickle slices and put them over my ******* . I would go all day sporting my saltly/sweet secret underneath my ******** . I felt like such a badass. Then at the end of the day, on one of my last orders, I would wait for someone to order a McDouble 'for here'... I would sneak around to the kitchen and put my boobie slices on their burger. After they received their order I would watch them eat the McDouble. The joy and arousal I got from watching them chew, swallow, and digest the pickles that were in contact with my skin was almost ******** . To think that someones body was holding a little part of me inside them made me feel dominate. Like a man. Like I was completing a metamorphosis that would one day save humanity. I was winning.

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#99 - mrdrpage ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 19
>Go in McDonalds
>Hot chick behind register 8.5/10
>Order 2 McDoubles and a large drink
>She says "Oh I get that all the time!"
>Bonding
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>I ask her how much I owe her
>She says "I need about tree fiddy."
>Well it was about that time I noticed the hot girl behind the register was a 3 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.
>I said, "DAMMIT YOU LOCH NESS MONSTER! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' MY TREE FIDDY!"
>MFW
#9 - awesomerunner (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>not mine   
>my brother, 16 working at Mcdonalds   
>He has to work the night shift   
>Crazy lady comes in at 2 am   
>she wants coffee   
> The coffee machine has been turned off already   
>My brother tells her she is going to have to wait 10 min if she wants her coffee   
>She flips a 						****					   
>She steps on to the counter and starts rampaging   
> My brother calms her down finally   
>My brother asks if she still wants coffee she says no   
> She wants Orange Juice   
>Takes 10 min to make orange juice because it was already turned off   
> My brother tells her   
>He gets slapped and she leaves   
>mfw noone else was there to witness this because it was night shift and no one believes him except me
>not mine
>my brother, 16 working at Mcdonalds
>He has to work the night shift
>Crazy lady comes in at 2 am
>she wants coffee
> The coffee machine has been turned off already
>My brother tells her she is going to have to wait 10 min if she wants her coffee
>She flips a ****
>She steps on to the counter and starts rampaging
> My brother calms her down finally
>My brother asks if she still wants coffee she says no
> She wants Orange Juice
>Takes 10 min to make orange juice because it was already turned off
> My brother tells her
>He gets slapped and she leaves
>mfw noone else was there to witness this because it was night shift and no one believes him except me
#79 - tropicalbonerfish (04/11/2013) [-]
>18   
>working at McDonald's   
> old 						****					 an caretaker come in    
> I take their order   
>old 						****					 clearly to sick to be there   
>sneezes drops a  						*******					 of buggers on the counter   
>Caretaker and old 						****					 sit down to eat   
>Old 						****					 throws up all over the table and 						*****					 himself   
> Care taker keeps eating like nothing happened   
> my face when manager tells me to clean it up
>18
>working at McDonald's
> old **** an caretaker come in
> I take their order
>old **** clearly to sick to be there
>sneezes drops a ******* of buggers on the counter
>Caretaker and old **** sit down to eat
>Old **** throws up all over the table and ***** himself
> Care taker keeps eating like nothing happened
> my face when manager tells me to clean it up
#19 - rangider (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Im afraid I can't let you do that Dave.
User avatar #84 - gglai ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Mcstorytime

>Order Mcdonalds online
>Order large fries
>Got small fries instead
:(
#78 - nohate (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
McStorytime
>Be me 19 opening at 5am at my mcdonalds
>well known crazy lady comes in(cries and screams for no reason)
>she pays for her coffee
>goes to sit in the corner
>then moves to opposite corner
>then sits at a booth
>gets a refill
>then she sits by the garbage can
>wtf....
>she goes to bathroom with her coffee
>ewww....
>she comes out and asks for a refill again
>as I am refilling it I notice what look like pubic hairs
>I give it back to her
>she sits where she originally sat
>then suddenly starts talking to no one(she is the only one in the restaurant)
>then starts screaming at the top of her lungs
>terrified me is watching this all go down
>she then screams and runs out of the restaurant
>manager comes from back to see if I'm okay
>I look at him like "where were you...."

True ******* story.
User avatar #1 - oldsandwich (04/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I hope he vomited in the same ****** garbage bag
#42 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, overweight truck driver
>One day, high as high can be
>Decide to order a king's ransom of McNuggets
>Look at cashier, not sure if I remember him
>Cashier looks sacred ********
>"Sorry sir, we can't fill out your order."
User avatar #96 - mrdrpage ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I'm afraid we can't do that, Dave"

"We don't know his actual name"

Wat
#120 - studbeefpile (04/11/2013) [-]
>tries to eat 150 chicken nuggets
User avatar #82 - banditmuffin (04/11/2013) [-]
>Be 16 working overnight shift at McDonalds
>3 AM Watching on cameras as car approaches order box
>Two black women get out of the car, one pulls down her pants and starts ******* in the bushes
>Turn on headset
>"Ma'am...we can see you on camera"
>Woman gets so startled, she trips, rolling out of the bushes and into the pavement, pants down, piss following her
>Her friend was clapping her hands, jumping from foot to foot and spinning in circles, laughing
>Compose themselves after a minute, get back in car, order 6 Jr chickens like nothing happened

#81 - trojandetected (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at cars **

Ok i believed the ********** for 2 times but now it seems as you are milking this ****** for Mcthumbs.
#63 - bioscott (04/11/2013) [-]
RANCH Mutha ***** do you eat it?
#62 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [-]
you go noooooow!!!!!
#8 - theherooftimes (04/11/2013) [-]
the ***** was wrong with the trucker. keep up the good work op. you deserve the thumb
User avatar #157 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
hey, it's a rough life being a trucker. the combination of high and lonely manifests itself in a hungry belligerence that can't be sated
#130 - jameshill (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My good sir i think you meant to say Disasters sorry for the Nazism
#135 to #130 - killyojoy (04/11/2013) [-]
Because correcting someone's spelling should be compared to 6 million jews.
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