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Unitology freshman year high school
Treacher says semen is made of glucose
in ask then why it doesny taste sweet
Eeveryone leaks at me silently
class for weeks
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User avatar #19 - huszti (04/11/2013) [+] (33 replies)
>Biology Class
>something around 9th grade (im from germany)
>teacher tells us to microscope our saliva
>one girl starts yelling
>"OMG somethings moving here!"
>teacher goes there
>looks at it
>"yeah thats defiantly definitely a living sperm cell"
>girl wasn't seen the next 2 weeks
#15 - iamjohngalt (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This sure became quickly relevant.
#21 - pocketjunk (04/11/2013) [-]
MFW eating plain yogurt
MFW eating plain yogurt
#5 - Tatou (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You can't taste the sweetness because the part of the tongue that detects sweet is at the beginning, and not at the bottom of your throat.
You can't taste the sweetness because the part of the tongue that detects sweet is at the beginning, and not at the bottom of your throat.
#10 to #5 - trickytrickster (04/11/2013) [-]
That's been disproven. There are no specified areas for taste buds. They are spread throughout your mouth.
#89 - CXJokerXD (04/11/2013) [-]
That's a question you save for Google.
#24 - lolfire (04/11/2013) [-]
but...but....the spooky ghost...
#73 - vivapinatapro (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I took microbiology in college, and it seriously made me terrified of sex when we started going over STDs. Like, there are super motile STDs that can go through/around condoms, and they're becoming more and more prevalent in Western countries. Do not want.
User avatar #80 to #73 - azraelthemage (04/11/2013) [-]
... **** it. I guess I'm becoming a wizard.
#97 - pianoasis (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Semen is largely made of zinc and water, so theoretically it would taste like mineral water.
Semen is largely made of zinc and water, so theoretically it would taste like mineral water.
#40 - grimmwaters (04/11/2013) [-]
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#22 - bitchplzzz (04/11/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Just straight up tell them you sucked your own man juice
#186 - brenton (04/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>Freshman year Sex Ed
>Gargantuan black man as teacher, can't even fit knees under the desk
>Teaching about protein in semen
>Says in booming voice, "Man, you got yoself a regular protein shake right there!"
>Bimbo in back, "Sure doesn't taste like a protein shake!"
>"WHOA WHOA WHOA! Shut the hell up! I don't need to know that **** !"
>His loud black voice attracts neighboring teachers and some students
>Explains the entire story to them in front of everyone while laughing

Girl never shows an ounce of remorse or embarrassment.
#78 - craazhy (04/11/2013) [-]
the teacher's fw
the teacher's fw
User avatar #133 - alucord ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
because the sweet taste buds on your tongue, not the back of your throat.
#25 - anonymoose (04/11/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Mine tastes salty.
User avatar #85 - phudgepacker (04/11/2013) [-]
>biology class freshman year
>sexual education part of the class
> teacher says we can write anonymous questions on a index card and she will answer them
> write" i havent had my period for 2 months. Does that mean im pregnant?"
> all girls look at each other in horror
User avatar #192 - apellon ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
if you don't wash your fap sock for a while it starts to smell sweet
#72 - missfit (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Don't like the taste of semen? Then make a semen cocktail! jezebel.com/gag-me-semen-cocktails-are-now-a-thing-471364806   
   
You're welcome.
Don't like the taste of semen? Then make a semen cocktail! jezebel.com/gag-me-semen-cocktails-are-now-a-thing-471364806

You're welcome.
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