Tumblr. I spent some time on Tumblr yesterday, these are a few of the posts I saved.. mot) ntti n pt HI every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling
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I spent some time on Tumblr yesterday, these are a few of the posts I saved.

mot) ntti n pt HI
every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs
you are smelling flower semen, ****** , and penis all at once
enjoy your summer
Sou TE',
There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire
bus Me in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus
with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said
Jeff dramatic ally looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn' t
understand why people had to be so rude-" The person who told him to
shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration-
Saute: dailys: c: ssc:
the first person to ever tall asleep was probably like "aw **** i' m dying" but
then woke up hours later and was like "aw yeah that' s the **** i do like"
Leyes:
I i tint) it pretty ******* inconsiderate that my grandchildren
haven' t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i' m bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ?
WELL **** YOU
MAYBE I WON' T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON' T
EXIST
I HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what itte have tho
what didn' t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind thereselves not to call
you
g U i n nta_ bray SI
guinne_
there are animals called ;
pronounced- ?
no pronounced xylophone
VHA i i n i
Farther no you one Elk Dita A ithit nationhood ‘mi’. is in arm! antelope
in the E‘ -arm that lives in the Ilk
r Physical characteristics - Habitat - Diet - Reproduction
crying
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#110 - existacne (04/11/2013) [-]
That Jeff really should change his name to Mike.
#106 - bluelight (04/11/2013) [-]
saarasaurus i need more lots more so funny
#104 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
reposting ****
#103 - bonerjam (04/11/2013) [-]
ill try the salted dik-dik
#93 - chaosheartless ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
My girl always wears a mixture of lotions and perfumes that smell like flowers. So as a result, every time I smell a flower, It reminds me of going down on her...flowers make me horny...
#108 to #93 - vivapinatapro (04/11/2013) [-]
I've never met a perfume powerful enough to overpower the hotdog-water machine.
I've never met a perfume powerful enough to overpower the hotdog-water machine.
User avatar #94 to #93 - thelegitmetalhead (04/11/2013) [-]
Next time you **** her, have her put flowers in the room.
I'm no sexpert, but why not, right?
#95 to #94 - chaosheartless ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
But it's her smell of flowers that made me this way in the first place.
But it's her smell of flowers that made me this way in the first place.
User avatar #96 to #95 - thelegitmetalhead (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, you don't have to take my advice.
Family Guy suggests you try it with sunglasses on.
#98 to #96 - chaosheartless ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I appreciate. Here have this slightly arousing .gif
I appreciate. Here have this slightly arousing .gif
User avatar #99 to #98 - thelegitmetalhead (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah. I've been looking for that.
#100 to #99 - chaosheartless ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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#91 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
[color=#0000FF]Random Text[/color]
#86 - anonomysmonkey (04/11/2013) [-]
Look! There's also a species of called ************ .
User avatar #84 - LlamaManSixtyThree (04/11/2013) [-]
thats the **** i do like
User avatar #79 - joshlol (04/11/2013) [-]
Is this the typical quality of human being that populates Tumblr?
#78 - bitchplzzz (04/11/2013) [-]
"im crying"
"im crying"
#74 - kingarturi (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 - picamix (04/11/2013) [-]
anyone else imagine jeff having a voice similar to morgan freemans?
User avatar #89 to #70 - zorororonoa (04/11/2013) [-]
no one has a voice like morgan freemans
#105 to #89 - bendingtimeisgood (04/11/2013) [-]
This guy does.
User avatar #67 - yazumato (04/11/2013) [-]
Omg jeff dude cracked me laughing
#59 - pyromannn (04/11/2013) [-]
When you eat eggs, you eat chiken's period
User avatar #97 to #59 - unikornking (04/11/2013) [-]
French toast is chicken abortion
User avatar #71 to #59 - myrtille (04/11/2013) [-]
Except that chickens lay one egg a day every day.
#60 to #59 - argoniansrule (04/11/2013) [-]
sometimes you also eat a chicken's miscarriage
User avatar #61 to #60 - zeroxnight (04/11/2013) [-]
only in certain countries. it is considered a delicacy. the bird was partially developed before you eat it.
#62 to #61 - argoniansrule (04/11/2013) [-]
or in low quality eggs
User avatar #63 to #62 - zeroxnight (04/11/2013) [-]
I believe the correct term for what I described is called Balut. I'd rather not post the image here. so I'll just leave this here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28egg%29
#68 to #63 - argoniansrule (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah I wasn't talking about developed fertilised eggs but the ones where the foetus is still just a little red blob
User avatar #58 - somefunnyshitihope (04/11/2013) [-]
i cried with laughter at the first person to sleep one, the thought of someone laying in bed about to go to sleep just like 'aw **** im dying'
User avatar #57 - bakinboy (04/11/2013) [-]
Jeff is my favorite
#56 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Dude dude dude! what is your URL I'll follow you!...
User avatar #54 - weenieandthebutt ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I now prefer tumblr posts to /b/ a lot more?
User avatar #81 to #54 - joshlol (04/11/2013) [-]
/b/ is mostly **** but Jesus Christ Tumblr is populated by a special breed of retard.

Hurr I wonder if the first person to fall asleep thought he was dying. Most retarded thing I've read this year.
#51 - aerius (04/11/2013) [-]
DIK DIK VAN DIK!
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