Welcome aboard. . What the did you just my about me, an little bitch? It says here that you have aver 300 confirmed kills and are trained in gorilla Cyanide and

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What the **** did you just my about
me, an little bitch?
It says here that you have aver 300
confirmed kills and are trained in gorilla
Cyanide and Happiness it) Explosives
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User avatar #1 - cocopopsonfire (04/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
'gorilla warfare'

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#4 to #1 - diddlydark (04/10/2013) [-]
It was a joke in the original copy paste
#15 - mrgoodlove (04/11/2013) [-]
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mfw "gorilla warfare"
#19 - toughactintinactin (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#29 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, at Gorilla  boot camp.
Meanwhile, at Gorilla boot camp.
#2 - crazycommando (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#30 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
#33 - theblackhorntail (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#21 - friedbenji (04/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
GORILLA WARFARE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
#22 to #21 - wacemindu (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - nevergetsdubs (04/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The one thing that pisses me off about that copypasta is the Navy Seals and Marine Corps, there's no way you can be in both of them....
#40 - iveseensomethings (04/11/2013) [-]
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#39 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [-]
gorilla warfare...
gorilla warfare...
#43 - beardgasm (04/11/2013) [-]
Gorilla warfare...
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User avatar #24 to #23 - sluge (04/11/2013) [-]
I do. I was just highlighting the point. Most people are not too clever on this site.
User avatar #74 - lillickems (04/11/2013) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about this thread, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mage's college, and untold hordes of daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
#51 - flamingwombat (04/11/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Gorilla Warfare?
#53 to #51 - landerp (04/11/2013) [-]
ya, gorilla warfare. you got a ******* problem with that?
User avatar #50 - whatthefisfj (04/11/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#46 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
LoL Gorilla Warfare. I have over 300 Kills on simian Lowland primates
User avatar #44 - bagofshit (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

tl;dr **** gorilla warfare
User avatar #55 to #44 - landerp (04/11/2013) [-]
sounds like you got some sand in your vagina.
User avatar #31 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Someone, please remind me, just for once, from where and since when the hell did this whole c/p thing surfaced?...
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