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#398 to #21 - xcoreyx (12/20/2013) [-]
"Just passing some used burritos"

Also, you can't get ******* expelled for something you did completely unrelated to school.

Also also, how do you get shot once in the leg and twice in the stomach, and then stand up and walk across the country the next day?
#395 to #21 - ryuryu (06/14/2013) [-]
This was a fantastic read.
User avatar #391 to #21 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Oh my damn.
This made me very happy.
User avatar #388 to #21 - hkd (04/11/2013) [-]
Best. Thing. I've. EVER. Read.
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User avatar #384 to #21 - arsyro (04/11/2013) [-]
why is this not a movie yet?
User avatar #389 to #384 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/11/2013) [-]
"The Roll of Life. "
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#382 to #21 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
damn
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#371 to #21 - yoite (04/11/2013) [-]
Here's another beautiful story
#393 to #371 - Strudel (04/13/2013) [-]
All these feels I'm feeling.
User avatar #375 to #371 - ACanadian (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks, I was actually just thinking of this one yesterday .
User avatar #372 to #371 - Jabberwocky (04/11/2013) [-]
thank you for posting this! i'd been hoping to run into it again :)
#369 to #21 - thebigpenguin (04/11/2013) [-]
that....

was magical
#361 to #21 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
I was actually in that thread.
#359 to #21 - demjimmies (04/11/2013) [-]
MFW end of the story
MFW end of the story
User avatar #356 to #21 - jokersaysamuseme (04/11/2013) [-]
Worth the read. Thank you.
#346 to #21 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Oh God. My sides. That was amazing. That's the most reading I've ever done in one sitting. Thank you.
#342 to #21 - greasychesticles (04/11/2013) [-]
Yup I saw that yesterday. You gotta wonder how people come up with this ****
User avatar #341 to #21 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Seems like 100% ******** , but it was a ******* brilliant story.
#323 to #21 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
been browsing this site for months, just created an account to say this:

That f*cking sucked!! That was the lamest, worst waste of my time in the last few weeks, this comment included!!

Thumb me down, I dont care.

yawn
#387 to #323 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
login and say that like a man
User avatar #353 to #323 - stonedplatypus (04/11/2013) [-]
Why would you make an account, only to post as an anon?
You're the biggest ******** I've ever known

User avatar #336 to #323 - Forfunaccount (04/11/2013) [-]
So you created an account.......then posted as anon?
#324 to #323 - knitey (04/11/2013) [-]
Every time Anon posts, a puppy dies.

User avatar #289 to #21 - arstya (04/11/2013) [-]
That was brilliant, but since when does a school expel you for something like that?
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User avatar #282 to #21 - thelegitmetalhead (04/11/2013) [-]
Can't think of anything to say other than:
- WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
- This guy deserves a medal
#268 to #21 - tjocksnorris ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
*yesterday*

no
#249 to #21 - dmkstarstar (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah god I couldn't help but laugh like a maniac and cry at the same time.
I think I even **** myself and woke up my upstair neighbors doing so
User avatar #212 to #21 - daentraya (04/11/2013) [-]
I read some of it when it was one the frontpage, but first now i took the time to finish it. What a glorious journey
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#187 to #21 - greenthegunstar (04/11/2013) [-]
About 1/5th through this, I told myself, "If this ends with some kind of punchline, I'm gonna turn off my computer, and go to bed right now." I read through the whole thing, thoroughly and patiently, and I was not disappointed at all. Thumb for you, bro.   
   
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Sadly, though, it's 						*******					 past midnight, and I'm getting tired. So I'm gonna turn off my computer, and go to bed right now.
About 1/5th through this, I told myself, "If this ends with some kind of punchline, I'm gonna turn off my computer, and go to bed right now." I read through the whole thing, thoroughly and patiently, and I was not disappointed at all. Thumb for you, bro.

...

Sadly, though, it's ******* past midnight, and I'm getting tired. So I'm gonna turn off my computer, and go to bed right now.
#181 to #21 - welcometoatl (04/11/2013) [-]
WOW. This was ******* great. I laughed so hard in the beginning and then the story got way more serious and intriguing. Could care less if real or not, that story consisted of comedy, inspiration, and it honestly made me really happy after reading it.

My life itself has been on a downward spiral for about two years now after making one ridiculous choice. Huh, maybe one day I'll be posting my own greentext story like this one.
User avatar #176 to #21 - critique (04/11/2013) [-]
That was the most beautiful, awe inspiring thing I have ever read on the internet.
If this story isn't picked up by Hollywood, then somebody better make it into the best goddamn indie film ever made.
#168 to #21 - pjflash (04/11/2013) [-]
That was the greatest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
#147 to #21 - alilmetalkid (04/11/2013) [-]
i think i just doubled the amount of words ive ever read. worth the read! lost it at the part where his friend's dad just laughs at him in the bathroom
#146 to #21 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Thank you for that.
User avatar #120 to #21 - dayasalion (04/11/2013) [-]
meh.
#182 to #120 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
I hope you get eaten by bears, you piece of **** .
User avatar #392 to #182 - dayasalion (04/12/2013) [-]
you're visibly upset.
User avatar #118 to #21 - swagtoast (04/11/2013) [-]
this has to be turned into a forrest gump-esque movie.
User avatar #114 to #21 - deezknuts (04/11/2013) [-]
Is there a link to the sparknotes for this?
User avatar #89 to #21 - studbeefpile (04/11/2013) [-]
Wow....That was.....Wow......
User avatar #72 to #21 - qxangelxp (04/11/2013) [-]
By far, this read made me the happiest than any other.
User avatar #70 to #21 - wlflvr (04/11/2013) [-]
I was expecting the entire time for a Fresh Prince reference. Pleasently Surprised.
#67 to #21 - thereasonableperso (04/11/2013) [-]
Amazing.
#64 to #21 - ytwojericho (04/11/2013) [-]
posted yesterday? It's a few months old mate, I've seen it posted a while ago
#172 to #64 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
It was reposted on funnyjunk yesterday. repost is still a post. You're right though, he should've specified where it was posted because one would assume he meant off of 4chan where it originated. there's timestamps it was posted literally 2 months ago
#343 to #172 - greasychesticles (04/11/2013) [-]
On fj? Wtf I saw this on 4chan yesterday. It may have been a repost but it def wasnt on fj
User avatar #60 to #21 - wolvesbrickwall (04/11/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** that story is so detailed I have no choice but to believe it. ******* movie material.
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User avatar #52 to #21 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
i read it yesterday too, but oh my **** .. why is the picture a waldo with a cockatu on it??
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#46 to #21 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Even if it's fake, amazing story.
User avatar #28 to #21 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** . This needs to be a movie
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