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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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#2 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you want to marry a woman, pick a woman who treats you how you wanted to be treated.
#3 to #2 - checkingnsfw (04/11/2013) [-]
So i have to give her blowjobs?
User avatar #5 - nicolbolas (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
last time i listened to a duck, i woke up naked, cold, confused, and three states away
#17 - felixjarl (04/11/2013) [-]
Hit it i would.
User avatar #4 - xdiabolicx (04/11/2013) [-]
Wish my dad was a duck.
User avatar #1 - douthit (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's like the song says:

"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get another girl to marry you."
User avatar #15 - RandomGuyLoL (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Based on your logic, we shouldn't eat cheeseburgers too because they'll end up as shit anyways.
#16 to #15 - Aejax (04/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, but you're not stuck with 1 cheeseburger for your entire life, and it can't take half of your shit
#12 - envinite ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Well atleast I can get temporal beauty
Well atleast I can get temporal beauty
User avatar #11 - killinkyle (04/11/2013) [-]
>implying looking like yoda is a problem

Thatjustmakesmeharder
#20 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
A girl can be good looking and have a good personality... just saying.
User avatar #19 - grocer (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Get woman who is good looking. She will be fuckable for longer.
#18 - beerterror (04/11/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter who you marry, she'll be your wife anyways.
It doesn't matter who you marry, she'll be your wife anyways.
User avatar #14 - thisisspartah (04/11/2013) [-]
chances are it will be over by then
#13 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Are you saying all woman are Asian?
#10 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Haha, damn true. Also, the stereotypical (thin) super hotties generally look horrible in their FORTIES (it's not old, shut up). Girls who have a bit of meat on them, don't use makeup, don't smoke and don't tan look far far better at forty and up. The difference is immense.
And don't bother posting pics of older hot thin celebreties because plastic surgery+photoshop.

Good thing for us guys we only get hotter with age! It's no bullshit either because you grow confidence and peace of mind at the same rate you grow wrinkles and gray hair. Bitches love confidence.
User avatar #8 - arsonistchapel (04/11/2013) [-]
If her mom's hot, her daughter's a keeper.
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