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did you know'?
Ir com
Catullus, a famous Roman poet, wrote a poem
so vulgar that it wasn' t fully translated until the
late 20th centar
Literal English Translation
Aurelius and ". ? Furius,
You who think that I' m a pussy
Because of my delicate ‘verses.
It' s right for tie demoted poet
To be chaste himself, but it' s not
Necessary for his yesses to trd so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If tmy are delicate and sexy,
And when tmy can incite " Mill
and ' don' t mean for boys, out in
Those hairy old men who can' t mt their dicks up
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
rm think I' m a pussy?
will sodomize you and 'ttl/ SBI, you.
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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [+] (33 replies)
add the word ****** in there a few times and you have a rap song.
#35 - buttholee (04/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
...Sounds like an eminem song...
...Sounds like an eminem song...
#66 - pornonlyha (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A poem recently found in a Inca  ruin.    
   
What the 						****					 did you just 						*******					 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 						****					 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 						*******					 words. You think you can get away with saying that 						****					 to me over the Internet? Think again, 						******					. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 						*******					 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 						****					. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 						*******					 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 						****					 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 						*******					 dead, kiddo.
A poem recently found in a Inca ruin.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #38 - scilla (04/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The REAL poem, titled A Rebuke: to Aurelius and Furius

I’ll **** you and bugger you,
Aurelius the pathic, and sodomite Furius,
who thought you knew me from my verses,
since they’re erotic, not modest enough.
It suits the poet himself to be dutifully chaste,
his verses not necessarily so at all:
which, in short then, have wit and good taste
even if they’re erotic, not modest enough,
and as for that can incite to lust,
I don’t speak to boys, but to hairy ones
who can’t move their stiff loins.
You, who read all these thousand kisses,
you think I’m less of a man?
I’ll **** you, and I’ll bugger you.
#54 - happybutler (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This belongs on Xbox Live....
This belongs on Xbox Live....
#67 - klick (04/11/2013) [-]
This is the greatest poem ever
This is the greatest poem ever
#75 - oceanfrank (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I can do this

AHEM, an ode to those delusional know it alls on FJ

I'll **** on your dick and cum in your ear
I'll defecate on the graves of your grandfather
You think I'm a ******* faggot because I prefer IE?
You think im soft because I actually care about the feelings of others?
************ , I'll rip your dick off, sodomize you with it
and once covered in the fecal matters of the night before
shove it down your throat whilst your still alive
you ************* , blue waffle looking, cocksucking, jimmy rustling
ignoramous of elephantine proportions
Mark my words you're ******* dead, kiddo, but not before i
**** on your dick and cum in your ear
#87 - jjvoodoo (04/11/2013) [-]
beautiful
beautiful
#58 - huzibizi (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This reminds me of modern rap...
This reminds me of modern rap...
#107 - sweetellie (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This was considered Vulgar? God, imagine if those ancient Romans had access to the internet..
This was considered Vulgar? God, imagine if those ancient Romans had access to the internet..
#86 - suagrshayne (04/11/2013) [-]
There must be a 4chan time lord
User avatar #52 - squidamon (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
does anyone have the actual latin verse? I need it because of reasons.....
User avatar #48 - AreyouSerious (04/11/2013) [-]
This poem has had many modern predecessors. One of them famously being, "what the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch"
#121 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
The earliest form of Xbox Live communication on record
User avatar #117 - vladhellsing (04/11/2013) [-]
Wait, so is that the Roman equivalent of "What the **** did you just ******* say about me you little faggot? I'll have you know..."?
#92 - fishratsas (04/11/2013) [-]
That's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
User avatar #85 - jcfjr (04/11/2013) [-]
"because of my delicate verses"
#99 - semilunarknight (04/11/2013) [-]
**** ...Roman poets could get bad ass
User avatar #68 - weinergobbler (04/11/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
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