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#7 - benjah (04/11/2013) [-]
thats genuis   
a boat cant sink if its already filled with water
thats genuis
a boat cant sink if its already filled with water
#15 - legitpedobear (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Water boat

As opposed to a land boat?
#4 - lupislord (04/11/2013) [-]
Still got nothing on my Swimming pool within a swimming pool within the ocean
#10 - morningwoodstock (04/11/2013) [-]
FANCY LIVING HERE WE COME
FANCY LIVING HERE WE COME
#17 - jthwdragon (04/11/2013) [-]
"water boat"
#8 - evilsqueakers (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
chick or dude? Can't tell.
User avatar #6 - the fuzzball ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
as apposed to a land boat?
User avatar #5 - myaccountwasdelete (04/11/2013) [-]
When did we start calling them water boats?
I dont think they make land boats, those are cars
#3 - thumbcommentthumb (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well, that would remove the issue of sea monsters grabbing your legs.
#14 - mattdoggy ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
>take boat on the ocean with some friends   
>fill with salt water   
>go out to a deep area far from shore and get your friends really drunk   
>after a while secretly start chumming the water and set some really heavy lines   
>after some time finally catch a shark    
>about 4 ft and over will do   
>be sure to bring it in as stealthily as possible until it's right next to the boat   
>then in one swift jerk, yank the shark into the boat so hard it pulls the hook out, and hit the throttle on the boat   
>the hook being freed should anger the shark and set it into alpha-kill-hate mode   
>your friends, if you've done everything right, might be too wasted to realize that there is really a shark in the boat pool   
>it will probably take a bite on one of them to make them realize the severity of the situation and    
>they will bale out into the ocean where we've been chumming with fresh wounds in the middle of the ocean with a shark riding in it's new speedboat into the sunset   
>all of your friends, if any, that make it back to shore will be exhausted and pass out on the beach   
>here is where you must be strong   
>you must take your unconscious comrades back to a place to sleep   
>scatter empty beer bottles everywhere and when they awake convince them they were just watching a movie and drank too much   
>ignore any comments about missing friends   
>enjoy watching your friends slowly going crazy half remembering a shark in a boat
>take boat on the ocean with some friends
>fill with salt water
>go out to a deep area far from shore and get your friends really drunk
>after a while secretly start chumming the water and set some really heavy lines
>after some time finally catch a shark
>about 4 ft and over will do
>be sure to bring it in as stealthily as possible until it's right next to the boat
>then in one swift jerk, yank the shark into the boat so hard it pulls the hook out, and hit the throttle on the boat
>the hook being freed should anger the shark and set it into alpha-kill-hate mode
>your friends, if you've done everything right, might be too wasted to realize that there is really a shark in the boat pool
>it will probably take a bite on one of them to make them realize the severity of the situation and
>they will bale out into the ocean where we've been chumming with fresh wounds in the middle of the ocean with a shark riding in it's new speedboat into the sunset
>all of your friends, if any, that make it back to shore will be exhausted and pass out on the beach
>here is where you must be strong
>you must take your unconscious comrades back to a place to sleep
>scatter empty beer bottles everywhere and when they awake convince them they were just watching a movie and drank too much
>ignore any comments about missing friends
>enjoy watching your friends slowly going crazy half remembering a shark in a boat
User avatar #1 - westin (04/10/2013) [-]
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