Waterboat. . minutes apart " .. thats genuis a boat cant sink if its already filled with water Waterboat minutes apart " thats genuis a boat cant sink if its already filled with water
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - benjah
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(04/11/2013) [-]
thats genuis   
a boat cant sink if its already filled with water
thats genuis
a boat cant sink if its already filled with water
#15 - legitpedobear
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(04/11/2013) [-]
>Water boat

As opposed to a land boat?
#18 to #15 - keychane
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Maybe a motorboat?
Maybe a motorboat?
#4 - lupislord
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Still got nothing on my Swimming pool within a swimming pool within the ocean
#10 - morningwoodstock
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(04/11/2013) [-]
FANCY LIVING HERE WE COME
FANCY LIVING HERE WE COME
#17 - jthwdragon
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(04/11/2013) [-]
"water boat"
#8 - evilsqueakers
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chick or dude? Can't tell.
User avatar #12 to #8 - angelassassin
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im going to say its a girl because of the strings thats juts me
User avatar #20 to #12 - evilsqueakers
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You obviously don't have guy friends like I do. They wear bikinis...even the bottoms.
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User avatar #13 to #8 - mattdoggy
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Lesbian
she's got the short hair
User avatar #6 - the fuzzball
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as apposed to a land boat?
User avatar #5 - myaccountwasdelete
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When did we start calling them water boats?
I dont think they make land boats, those are cars
#3 - thumbcommentthumb
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Well, that would remove the issue of sea monsters grabbing your legs.
User avatar #9 to #3 - onceman
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Or getting ghonorrea
#11 to #9 - thumbcommentthumb
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I think they are equally terrifying
#14 - mattdoggy
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(04/11/2013) [-]
>take boat on the ocean with some friends   
>fill with salt water   
>go out to a deep area far from shore and get your friends really drunk   
>after a while secretly start chumming the water and set some really heavy lines   
>after some time finally catch a shark    
>about 4 ft and over will do   
>be sure to bring it in as stealthily as possible until it's right next to the boat   
>then in one swift jerk, yank the shark into the boat so hard it pulls the hook out, and hit the throttle on the boat   
>the hook being freed should anger the shark and set it into alpha-kill-hate mode   
>your friends, if you've done everything right, might be too wasted to realize that there is really a shark in the boat pool   
>it will probably take a bite on one of them to make them realize the severity of the situation and    
>they will bale out into the ocean where we've been chumming with fresh wounds in the middle of the ocean with a shark riding in it's new speedboat into the sunset   
>all of your friends, if any, that make it back to shore will be exhausted and pass out on the beach   
>here is where you must be strong   
>you must take your unconscious comrades back to a place to sleep   
>scatter empty beer bottles everywhere and when they awake convince them they were just watching a movie and drank too much   
>ignore any comments about missing friends   
>enjoy watching your friends slowly going crazy half remembering a shark in a boat
>take boat on the ocean with some friends
>fill with salt water
>go out to a deep area far from shore and get your friends really drunk
>after a while secretly start chumming the water and set some really heavy lines
>after some time finally catch a shark
>about 4 ft and over will do
>be sure to bring it in as stealthily as possible until it's right next to the boat
>then in one swift jerk, yank the shark into the boat so hard it pulls the hook out, and hit the throttle on the boat
>the hook being freed should anger the shark and set it into alpha-kill-hate mode
>your friends, if you've done everything right, might be too wasted to realize that there is really a shark in the boat pool
>it will probably take a bite on one of them to make them realize the severity of the situation and
>they will bale out into the ocean where we've been chumming with fresh wounds in the middle of the ocean with a shark riding in it's new speedboat into the sunset
>all of your friends, if any, that make it back to shore will be exhausted and pass out on the beach
>here is where you must be strong
>you must take your unconscious comrades back to a place to sleep
>scatter empty beer bottles everywhere and when they awake convince them they were just watching a movie and drank too much
>ignore any comments about missing friends
>enjoy watching your friends slowly going crazy half remembering a shark in a boat
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