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User avatar #52 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #640 to #52 - dayasalion (04/11/2013) [-]
are you planning on posting some nsfw stuff?
#662 to #640 - Killveous (04/11/2013) [-]
no not of my body
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User avatar #592 to #52 - vycanismajoris (04/11/2013) [-]
I favorited this. Someday I will screencap this whole thread and the world will know. The world must know...
User avatar #663 to #592 - Killveous (04/11/2013) [-]
Yes. The world will know that free dicks stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, that even a god muff can bleed.
#579 to #52 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Dumb slut go **** a horse...
#661 to #579 - Killveous (04/11/2013) [-]
Sure thing. I mean I do have like 9 horse ***** to choose from.
User avatar #578 to #52 - NinjaHermit (04/11/2013) [-]
Hah. This is the second time I've seen you posting pictures of and candidly discussing your dildos. Just wanted to say kudos to you. Other than the fact that you have quite the collection, I know very little about you, but I like you. It's good to see someone open with sexual stuff in a ****** way.
It's kinda tragic that societies (some more than others) can be rather repressive towards sexuality, female sexuality in particular.
#664 to #578 - Killveous (04/11/2013) [-]
Why thank you. That is nice of you to say.
All my friends know that I collect dicks as a hobby (as well as drawing; here have some artwork i did). So I am not really bothered.

Men do get very uncomfortable about it sometimes; saying how I am probably really loose (not true- as I can squeeze tighter with my vag then with my hands), how I **** REAL horses all day (I do not, nor have I ever touched a horse or animal inappropriately) or that little girls like me should not be so disgusting like me. It is pretty sad, and I can see the jealously ******* in their eyes.
Actually, looking over this discussion here you can see most of the reactions I get from people should they find out in real life. :/
User avatar #674 to #664 - NinjaHermit (04/12/2013) [-]
Dude, you drew that? That's pretty boss. Seeing the link on your profile, I just took a glance at some of the stuff on your DA page. You've got some talent there.

Haha, yeah, as a male, I can see how some guys could get jealous or intimidated about the size or whatever, and feel the need to lash out. But the problem is with their own insecurities.
One can also see how a person might be turned off by a non-human phallus, and that's perfectly okay. But conversely, why shouldn't a person be allowed to have dragon/horse/orca/whatever toys if that's what they're into? That's okay, too. Human sexuality is extremely diverse, we all have our likes and dislikes. So, I mean, who's to judge as long as one isn't hurting anyone?
If a person can't realize that a person's ********* , whatever they may be, don't always translate to real life, they're probably a narrow-minded idiot.
User avatar #678 to #674 - Killveous (04/12/2013) [-]
yeah. I am trying to be an arteeest. I have a way to go yet bawh.

Thank you, this is what I think too. People need to be better educated about their bodies and about other peoples desires. People can have any sort of sex toy they want, not be forced to conform to what is 'normal'. Nor does it mean that person is on a 'slippery slope'. Just because I buy horse dicks, does not mean I will be touching children in future. Which people often say to me... Urh

Thanks though, your neat :>
User avatar #682 to #678 - NinjaHermit (04/14/2013) [-]
Ditto. It's just a shame that Sex Ed is still controversial in some places, and isn't always taught very well, or even at all.

Anywho, good luck in your artistic endeavors.
#576 to #52 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Dumb slut go **** a horse...
#574 to #52 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Dumb slut go **** a horse...
#571 to #52 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
You're an idiot. A cervix cannot "lift back". The only thing a cervix can do is open. --now, the ****** can grow and the penis can go next to the cervix, but the cervix is not the one doing anything.

Also, 11 inches literally makes me want to vomit. There is no way I would want that anywhere near me. And why are you pretending to perform beastiality? WTF is wrong with you? You should probably see a therapist.
#665 to #571 - Killveous (04/11/2013) [-]
not sure if troll but whatever; vomit away my friend.    
   
Yes you can lift the cervix though during stimulation. You can not penetrate it however (unless you have a baby).   
"when she is more aroused, her 						******					 will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way."   

			
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yeah.
not sure if troll but whatever; vomit away my friend.

Yes you can lift the cervix though during stimulation. You can not penetrate it however (unless you have a baby).
"when she is more aroused, her ****** will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way."
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yeah.
User avatar #567 to #52 - theblondefetus (04/11/2013) [-]
It's times like these that I wish I had a ******
#565 to #52 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Honestly that varies a lot from woman to woman.

average ******* depth at full arousal is about 7-9 inches I think. You're a big one
#666 to #565 - Killveous (04/11/2013) [-]
for most at arousal it should be around 7-9 yes. But on tumblr there; 						****					 saying they can only take a MAX of 5-6 inches??? that is what bugged me so much.    
   
And it also makes me sad; that these girls have probably never been fully aroused in their life. Such a waste.
for most at arousal it should be around 7-9 yes. But on tumblr there; **** saying they can only take a MAX of 5-6 inches??? that is what bugged me so much.

And it also makes me sad; that these girls have probably never been fully aroused in their life. Such a waste.
#675 to #666 - anonymous (04/12/2013) [-]
Honestly they're probably just a bunch of underdeveloped little girls.

But otherwise, I blame a lack of good sexual education and the demonizing of sex just because it feels good. Hardly anyone knows **** about their own bodies, and I've met countless men that don't even know what a ******** is. It's a damn shame.
#542 to #52 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Some dumb lesbo with a buncha fake dicks and fj wets itself. pathetic, the lot of ya. ****** muricans
User avatar #485 to #52 - albmiester (04/11/2013) [-]
This seems relevant to your collection
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhuKZgkAxb8
#400 to #52 - Kyuss ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Holy *********** . I though that last one was the tower of Sauron.
#369 to #52 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
you wouldn't happen to know gay guy called alfie ,sorry abit of random question it just I remember talk to some about huge collection he told me about
#340 to #52 - Gedziuzzz (04/10/2013) [-]
What...the...						****					...
What...the... **** ...
#274 to #52 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
the day i chose to browse FJ in the living room someone post's their entire dick collection
#278 to #274 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
I aim to please
#205 to #52 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
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You should do some pelvic floor exercises to tighten that **** up, your ****** might start echoing
User avatar #214 to #205 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
my **** would still rattle about in your ass
User avatar #230 to #214 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
*Your **** cant go up my ass
User avatar #240 to #230 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
not with that attitude.
User avatar #246 to #240 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
Then im sticking with this attitude, theres no **** going up my ass today
User avatar #679 to #246 - afrikaner (04/12/2013) [-]
i couldn't breath i was laughing so much thnx was funny as hell
User avatar #251 to #246 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
no **** going near you. Ok, I promise this.
User avatar #257 to #251 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
No **** going up my ass I Didnt say no **** anywhere near me twosting my words doesnt count
ps I got a Bonner when I read you were from the uk
#270 to #260 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
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**** me I meant bonnet...
User avatar #271 to #270 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
I love a man with great taste in head gear.
User avatar #275 to #271 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
I love a woman with a great taste in ****** wear
#156 to #52 - Hidnight (04/10/2013) [-]
You can fit woodland creatures in your ass
User avatar #171 to #156 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
only badgers and foxes mind you.
#155 to #52 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
the 3rd one to the right looks like cheese
omg why am i laughing about this
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User avatar #177 to #155 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #141 to #52 - thatlonewolf (04/10/2013) [-]
out of curiosity and profesional stuff, i must ask
is this legit?
User avatar #149 to #141 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
Yes. Completely. I own those dicks. :/ and more. In a big black cabinet, all with their own zip lock bags.
User avatar #154 to #149 - thatlonewolf (04/10/2013) [-]
impressive ... very impressive ...

the reason i asked is because i tend to write erotic stories and i like to use bigger than normal sizes. small sizes aren't as arousing to me and i'm glad you said this in the comments
i thought the above post was 99% true or something, but you kinda 'saved' that
so thanks i guess

you wouldn't happen to have a pic of that cabinet? a groupsphoto? or is it too much trouble?
#168 to #154 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
Bigger then normal being how big?
Rule; do not do ******* EVER past 20 inches. Unless the woman is very large. I am 5'11. 9 stone. so I am tall and kinda skinny and thus dicks generally work better with me. Yeahhhh. Anal is a matter I do not know, I persoanlly do not do anal because I am 1. not pleased by things in my butt personally and 2. I do not wish to disturb Satan before his time.

And sure, here is my dick cabinet. Bottom Draw.

If you wana see a group shot of my dicks (most of them) then check my earlier comments I suppose. I post them enough.
User avatar #187 to #168 - thatlonewolf (04/10/2013) [-]
alright thanks
and nothing overly big, 20 inches is something i'd never use.
think about sizes of 6/7-ish to 10/12 ish or something, though i don't think i'll go over 10.
thanks for the photo

one more thing, sorry for asking but might i ask why you bought them?
#192 to #187 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
Why did I buy them????

because there is a draft that seeps under my bedroom door and I need it blocked. Dicks was all I could think to use. So I ordered like 20 and I pile them there at night.
User avatar #202 to #192 - thatlonewolf (04/10/2013) [-]
yeah that makes sense
#97 to #52 - tazze (04/10/2013) [-]
now I hate you (check comment #51 to understand why)
User avatar #100 to #97 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
Is that hate... Or jealously that I can fit a horse cock in me snooch?
#106 to #100 - tazze (04/10/2013) [-]
it's just that you made me feel bad about myself, that's why I hate you, it's what I do when a girl says that "size matters" or something remotely similar, nothing personal, really, just protecting myself
User avatar #110 to #106 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
No.
no my son.
You dick size is not really important. Not rly. No more then my boob size should be. it is what your dick is LIKE and how you use it that matters to girls. You would prefer perky puppies in a B to saggy bo-jangles in a D am I right?
Tell you wut, i tell you wut wut, if you keep your dick clean and pristine then girls will still love it.

The worst thing about a guys dick is not that its short- but that it stinks, has white smegma on it and even crust. Nothing makes a girl hate a guy more then when his dick has ******* cheese sprinkled on it like ******* pasta.


I am just saying; these girls on tumblr don't really know their **** about taking dicks. Most of em are prissy virgin white girls anyway who will treat guys like **** regardless.
#112 to #110 - tazze (04/10/2013) [-]
thank you, you just gained a subscriber
User avatar #119 to #112 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
why thank you. <3
Remember; Clean your Noodle before you Snoodle.
#128 to #119 - tazze (04/10/2013) [-]
I am clean but I doubt it will do me a favor, I'm a 20 year old virgin betafag, thanks anyway, just mention me as a summon and I'll be in any thread to take your side on whatever it's being discussed   
   
my online companionship is the only thing I can offer in exchange for your kind words
I am clean but I doubt it will do me a favor, I'm a 20 year old virgin betafag, thanks anyway, just mention me as a summon and I'll be in any thread to take your side on whatever it's being discussed

my online companionship is the only thing I can offer in exchange for your kind words
User avatar #157 to #128 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
well, being clean is one step. The first steps are finding a nice girl. Which is really hard I admit. Most girls are ******* slags when it comes to boyfriends. Sorry about my gender, we have our faults but make up for it with love and care for our children.

I can help you with any questions you may have though. And...I can... post pictures of horse dick toys all day.
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#164 to #157 - tazze (04/10/2013) [-]
you don't need to apologize for your whole gender, I haven't really had bad experiences with girls I just don't have the guts to ask them out, besides, I'm a furry, a brony and an otaku, my hobbies are not as compatible with society as I'd like   
and I think I'm gonna pass on that last offer, thanks :P
you don't need to apologize for your whole gender, I haven't really had bad experiences with girls I just don't have the guts to ask them out, besides, I'm a furry, a brony and an otaku, my hobbies are not as compatible with society as I'd like
and I think I'm gonna pass on that last offer, thanks :P
User avatar #396 to #164 - doctorpibber (04/10/2013) [-]
Give OKCupid a go, can't hurt dude, most girls that'd go for that kind of stuff may feel the same way about meeting guys, dating websites do work.
#534 to #396 - mrcharleyz (04/11/2013) [-]
This guy is totally right
#77 to #52 - thamuz (04/10/2013) [-]
Awesome. I guess. Whats the biggest one youve used personally?
Awesome. I guess. Whats the biggest one youve used personally?
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#85 to #81 - thamuz (04/10/2013) [-]
Thats..uh..impressive...and it fits? Wow..    
   
   
Curse my 						*******					 curiosity...
Thats..uh..impressive...and it fits? Wow..


Curse my ******* curiosity...
User avatar #89 to #85 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
Like a glove.
#96 to #89 - thamuz (04/10/2013) [-]
Well now...did it fit right away or was it kind of working it to fit?   
   
   
Seriously,this curiousness will get me into trouble some day...
Well now...did it fit right away or was it kind of working it to fit?


Seriously,this curiousness will get me into trouble some day...
User avatar #99 to #96 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
I worked up to it. Taking bigger and bigger dicks as time went by. I trained myself. Like the skills of a ninja I did but learn the power of dicks.

Though be aware, the tightness is not a problem- thats to do with muscles mostly and I can squeeze them hard enough to lift the whole ..what...bout 5 pound silicone dick up? So yeah. I still can take smaller dicks happily and all.
#103 to #99 - thamuz (04/10/2013) [-]
I am sure there are lots of people here who would love to test that out.

Since you seem pretty open,why is it when some women suggest a 3 way,then the guy lets them choose the girl(within reason) she never picks?
User avatar #117 to #103 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
Because she is not really interested in a threeway with another girl. Or she would of found someone to pick.


Most girls (at least me and friends and friends of friends and girls who just come over to my house who I don't really know whateverbbqs) like the idea of being between two guys who both are aroused by each other as well. Two gays basically who don't mind a little lady in between.

If you want a threeway with another girl, then you need to just ask her plainly about it and how you want it- then ask if she has any desires too. Agree to do them both so tit for tat basically.
Eh, just my opinion.

Question away. I'm writing a story with a girl friend at the mo so i got time
User avatar #165 to #117 - daentraya (04/10/2013) [-]
For someone to sound so.. sophisticated while discussing the subject of dicks and threesomes.. Well, it's impressive. Im beginning to wonder if our society should stop viewing it as taboo
User avatar #182 to #165 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
It should. There is nothing wrong with sex. Apart from that ****** 'yoloswagsex without condoms because stds and babies nu matter trollinglulz4me*x~~~12yearoldhero' **** that is the worst cancer ever imagined.

Me and my friends enjoy talking about dicks and the like. None of us have stds or have had abortions because we are safe and take precautions sensibly. Nor do we get drunk at parties and blame guys for taking advantage- sure that is a bad thing and still the guys fault, but the girls lead themselves up to it and make themselves a target. Oh, especially when they do it over and over.
#134 to #117 - thamuz (04/10/2013) [-]
Eh I was mostly wondering because I had an ex who was wanting a threeway and I simply said I dont care you can pick either side as long as the nuts dont touch I wont care. She never picked *shrugs*   
   
Got a favorite thing to do to get a girl wound up? getting rusty for being single for so long that I gotta get new ideas every now and then.
Eh I was mostly wondering because I had an ex who was wanting a threeway and I simply said I dont care you can pick either side as long as the nuts dont touch I wont care. She never picked *shrugs*

Got a favorite thing to do to get a girl wound up? getting rusty for being single for so long that I gotta get new ideas every now and then.
User avatar #160 to #134 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
Then she never really wanted a threesome with you- OR she did not ever find someone to ask. Maybe one or the other.


To get a girl excited; subtle touch is best. Most guys try slobber on the clit and thats stupid and ...awkward. Woman work with imagination- thats why books sell out so ******* much. So think of ways to not tease, but to suggest sexual things.

Works wonders with me. That and my gf slapping me with a horse dick. But that might just be me. I suggest not slapping a love interest with a horse dick tbh...
#186 to #160 - thamuz (04/10/2013) [-]
Slapping stuff with prosthetic penis's has worked. Look at Grand Theft Auto.   
   
Hmm....teach us the ways master? Should write a book for us guys. Dont forget to add pictures for the guys who cant read.
Slapping stuff with prosthetic penis's has worked. Look at Grand Theft Auto.

Hmm....teach us the ways master? Should write a book for us guys. Dont forget to add pictures for the guys who cant read.
User avatar #188 to #186 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
I am not sending people photos of my ****** . Like big foot, it should remain anonymous...and living in the woods.
User avatar #200 to #188 - thekinganon (04/10/2013) [-]
So you like a little bush around your puss haha
User avatar #211 to #200 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
actually no. I shave my muffler, my underarms and my legs.
my eyebrows are the real prize- their bushyness outdoes the beard of dwarves so many in terms of plumpness.
#191 to #188 - thamuz (04/10/2013) [-]
Well..who said it had to be *your* 						******					? Just go borrow someones kitty. And say its for science.
Well..who said it had to be *your* ****** ? Just go borrow someones kitty. And say its for science.
User avatar #195 to #191 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
Maybe I could write a book. Would be better then that ****** firfty shades of whatever. *shrug*
User avatar #76 to #52 - fargone (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm curious, did you have all these pictures prepared before hand or did you take them as the thread progressed?
User avatar #79 to #76 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
I had them before hand- I took photos of them nicely with my two friends because I have little to boast about in my life apart from my dick collection.
User avatar #80 to #79 - fargone (04/10/2013) [-]
That makes sense. It's certainly more impressive than my massive collection of empty Redbull cans.
User avatar #684 to #80 - yusay (10/18/2013) [-]
fargtwo you're unbanned btw.
User avatar #685 to #684 - fargtwo (10/18/2013) [-]
I was banned?
User avatar #687 to #686 - fargone (10/18/2013) [-]
Oh, that. fargone was never banned, I just forgot a capital in the password.
#688 to #687 - yusay (10/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #689 to #688 - fargthree (10/18/2013) [-]
I also have a few others.
User avatar #83 to #80 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
show me.
#108 to #83 - fargone (04/10/2013) [-]
It's not something I'm proud of.
#130 to #108 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
I used to have something similar, but with orange tictac containers. Girlfriend threw them away. I hate her.
User avatar #111 to #108 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
You know you could make something wonderful out of them if you had enough? Make some art. Make a sculpture of a bull why not?

Hell, I would.
#440 to #111 - mrzomgomg (04/11/2013) [-]
Speaking of can art.
I made this in college from mountain dew cans.
#667 to #440 - Killveous (04/11/2013) [-]
That is truly awesome
That is truly awesome
User avatar #57 to #52 - jacodpwns (04/10/2013) [-]
wut
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User avatar #62 to #61 - jacodpwns (04/10/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #63 to #62 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
you just want more pics of my dick collection don't you
User avatar #64 to #63 - jacodpwns (04/10/2013) [-]
ya
User avatar #65 to #64 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
You can have one more. What would you like? :>
User avatar #66 to #65 - jacodpwns (04/10/2013) [-]
do you have anything in a double ended?
User avatar #68 to #66 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
No sadly, not yet. I plan on getting a double ended silver from EE for me and my gf but eh. Not yet. Can't pick colours yet.

Anything else my good friend?
User avatar #69 to #68 - jacodpwns (04/10/2013) [-]
no, thats it
User avatar #71 to #69 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
for shame. :c
User avatar #258 to #71 - kirokan (04/10/2013) [-]
More pictures please,

can i request one of every toy you own in one picture and have something like a coke can next to them for size comparison
User avatar #265 to #258 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
I don't drink coke. + every toy I own is like 20+ toys.
I have never got a photo with EVERY toy I own in a pile. Nearly, but not quite. + I got new ones now anyway.
User avatar #269 to #265 - kirokan (04/10/2013) [-]
ok then a picture of your top 5 faves?
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User avatar #276 to #269 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
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#634 to #276 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [-]
I am so happy your pictures haven't been flagged <3
#293 to #276 - SHAMU (04/10/2013) [-]
Never knew dildos were so complicated.
Never knew dildos were so complicated.
#294 to #293 - SHAMU (04/10/2013) [-]
Also did someone say Orca?!
#307 to #294 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
I love me an orca <3
Oh shamu you wild thing you.
#311 to #307 - SHAMU (04/10/2013) [-]
I have a fairly large amount of custom made whale reaction pictures, let me know if you ever feel like talking to a whale.
#316 to #311 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
yes please. Give them all to me.
#321 to #316 - SHAMU (04/10/2013) [-]
I'll pass them onto your profile, I'm afraid I'd reach the reply limit here..
User avatar #286 to #276 - kirokan (04/10/2013) [-]
jesus... how big is the orca? and how much can you take? if i may ask
User avatar #315 to #286 - Killveous (04/10/2013) [-]
he is 17.5" long. I take him tall expect the last inch and a bit. But- his tip is rly small so don't judge me too highly lol <3
Check out Exotic-Erotic toys for more info on wonderful products <3
User avatar #451 to #315 - halomike (04/11/2013) [-]
Now take a picture of your fridge. That **** would turn me on for sure.
User avatar #322 to #315 - kirokan (04/10/2013) [-]
no judging here :) wait is that ********* or anally?
either way i must see this performance in action somehow either by google or porn sites...
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#58 to #56 - anonymoose (04/10/2013) [-]
At this point, it's curiosity.
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