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#10 - scant (04/10/2013) [-]
This post made me feel better about my under average penis size
This post made me feel better about my under average penis size
User avatar #616 to #10 - spysappinmysasha (04/11/2013) [-]
Is it wrong that I have never measured mine?

(also, when measuring, do most men use the length of it while flacid or while erect?)
User avatar #652 to #616 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
Depends on whether you want a flaccid or erect measurement.
Mots averages are calculated while erect I believe, unless it specifically says flaccid
#599 to #10 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
I don't.
#181 to #10 - junkiegirl (04/10/2013) [-]
my boyfriend has an 'under average' dick and i really like it a lot, it's just right
my boyfriend has an 'under average' dick and i really like it a lot, it's just right
#449 to #181 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
I suppose, as a wise person once said, it's not the size, but what you do with it that matters. My girlfriend seems to enjoy it at least...   
Pic unrelated.
I suppose, as a wise person once said, it's not the size, but what you do with it that matters. My girlfriend seems to enjoy it at least...
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #194 to #181 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
Can I be your bit on the side pretty please?
#198 to #194 - junkiegirl (04/10/2013) [-]
Though you asked so nicely, I just don't roll that way. But your penis is perfectly sized, so be confident with it. Any girl who wants more is just plain greedy! In all honesty though, don't let anyone make you feel bad about it, especially yourself.
Though you asked so nicely, I just don't roll that way. But your penis is perfectly sized, so be confident with it. Any girl who wants more is just plain greedy! In all honesty though, don't let anyone make you feel bad about it, especially yourself.
#628 to #198 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Does that mean my 7" too big? D:
Does that mean my 7" too big? D:
#442 to #198 - ineedthistothumb (04/11/2013) [-]
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"But your penis is perfectly sized"

"be confident with it"

That was the most inspirational thing I've ever read.
#494 to #442 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm sure lots of guys with small dicks love hearing that. It's probably the next best thing to "but it's too big".
#471 to #442 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Indeed.
Ladies, dong size can be a very traumatic event that men have to reconcile with. It's pure psychological ******** , no matter your size. Like me, im about 7-3/4ths, but i still get extremely self conscious from time to time.
tl;dr: penises (penii?) cause lots of self doubt and fear of impotence.
User avatar #208 to #198 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
Im already in love with you
User avatar #216 to #208 - junkiegirl (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh, you wouldn't if you knew me. I'm just an average girl. We're often forgotten about behind the bad ones, but we're here, i promise there's plenty of us!
#27 to #10 - mondprinzessin (04/10/2013) [-]
you aint the only one
#16 to #10 - lesmiserables (04/10/2013) [-]
Join the smaller-than-average dick-club!   
Population: ME!
Join the smaller-than-average dick-club!
Population: ME!
User avatar #561 to #16 - vycanismajoris (04/11/2013) [-]
Is 6 inches a good size? In real life I've been told by boys (I can explain. We were in the showers. I can explain! I'M NOT gay!!) that my kraken was big, and that I should be proud of what Poseidon gave me.
On the Internet, on the other hand (hue, "on the other hand" posted on a penis comment), seems like the average is 8 inches, by all the petabytes of videos, images, hentai, amateur, voyeur, sex stories, sounds, energy shock waves on the outer atmosphere, penis heat radiation, extra-sensorial alien testing on human genitals, etc. that I've analyzed carefully in my 19 years of thug non-pussy life.
User avatar #573 to #561 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
It's above average. You should be flopping your member around with pride.
#580 to #573 - vycanismajoris (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks! I will, but tomorrow. I can't wait!
Thanks! I will, but tomorrow. I can't wait!
User avatar #466 to #16 - iamcraig (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm in.
User avatar #150 to #16 - xplosevdiarrhea (04/10/2013) [-]
population: 1/2 of the male population. It is the average.
#167 to #150 - lesmiserables (04/10/2013) [-]
Don't get all technical on me brah! I'mmah **** you up!
No, seriously mate. My point is that even with a pretty average dick, you can end up feeling like you have the smallest dick in the world.
User avatar #43 to #16 - yyh (04/10/2013) [-]
Correction.
Population: Us
User avatar #523 to #43 - thesoloist (04/11/2013) [-]
I am in the club with you, it's good to be member of something!
#292 to #43 - GRBanimefreak **User deleted account** (04/10/2013) [-]
still taking members?
lol kinda a bad choice of wording given the subject
User avatar #98 to #43 - Hreidmar (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm just about the president of it.
User avatar #131 to #98 - Hreidmar (04/10/2013) [-]
I was going to say, I stand tall in my role, but then I thought about it a little bit...
User avatar #162 to #131 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
What is the average size?
User avatar #166 to #162 - Hreidmar (04/10/2013) [-]
It varies by country, but in the US it's a tiny bit over 5 inches. worldwide it's around 5.3 inches, I think. Of course, this is measuring it fully erect.
#510 to #166 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Yay! That makes me above average! (like anyone cares)
User avatar #428 to #166 - psychodreadnought (04/11/2013) [-]
wait what? so is 18cm bad?
User avatar #444 to #428 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
That's about average, I think.
User avatar #452 to #444 - psychodreadnought (04/11/2013) [-]
(7.1 inch, forgot about the standard transfer for those too lazy to google it.)
#455 to #452 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
Well there you go, you're slightly above average.
Well there you go, you're slightly above average.
User avatar #459 to #455 - psychodreadnought (04/11/2013) [-]
after this post I don't know if that's good anymore...
User avatar #461 to #459 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
As much as there is variation between dick length, there is variation in vagina depth.
It's not good or bad... it just depends on the traits of the woman you're having sex with.
User avatar #470 to #461 - psychodreadnought (04/11/2013) [-]
Ok, I feel better about myself, thank you Scant.
#472 to #470 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
If there's anything to take away from this content, it's that the pooper is usually ALWAYS an option.
#474 to #472 - psychodreadnought (04/11/2013) [-]
And, it prevents pregnancy.
#477 to #474 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
Exactly
Exactly
#352 to #166 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
Are you sure it's 5' inch, I thought it was 6' inch world wide.. Although I like 5' inch since it makes me feel good about having an above average size.
User avatar #513 to #352 - Hreidmar (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, that's just what the most accurate poll I've come across had. This was a few years ago when they had me sub for a sex-ed class in a local high school. There's variation in what the polls will tell you, and there are very minute differences in erections that can make the same penis give two different (though very similar) lengths.
User avatar #210 to #166 - stcronin (04/10/2013) [-]
I don't trust any polls or sample size there are so many errors haha but what you said sounds accurate, except I think the US is a little above average not below, from what I have seen
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