Brother Jed. This great preacher is leaving Columbia. It saddens me. Many a joyful afternoon I spent in Speakers' Circle just listening to him tell me all the w
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Brother Jed

This great preacher is leaving Columbia. It saddens me. Many a joyful afternoon I spent in Speakers' Circle just listening to him tell me all the ways I'm going to hell

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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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User avatar #1 - pwoneill ONLINE (04/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
He came to my university and started shit... His wife Called me a faggot and threw things at me when i simply said to her that you cannot prove that every single girl in college is a whore just by being there.... then ha came over and called me a lying faggot for saying i wasn't an atheist....
User avatar #3 to #2 - pwoneill ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
The funniest thing he said:
"And Yes lesbians are going to hell too"
Girl in crowd: "well I guess i better leave then Im gonna burn"
Brother Jed: "Wait, She was a lesbian?!?!? But she was so pretty! Why surely she could find any man she wanted, I thought lesbians looked like Rosie O'donnell, I guess she's an exception"
Me: "Shes not an execption, you are just being intolerant and believing absurd stereotypes."
"No shes just the only one, Now shut up and quit talking like some kind of demon asshole"
"Did you Just call me an asshole?"
"But you just said swearing is a terrible sin"
"Not In the name of god it isnt"
"thats ridiculous,besides You didn't do it in the name of god, you just called me an asshole"
"just hush you asshole"

User avatar #7 - douthit (04/10/2013) [-]
"Love your neighbor as yourself. No homo." -- Jesus
#26 - mondominiman ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - sibbalitla (04/10/2013) [-]
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#24 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - colmcorbec (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The closest thing we ever got was this one dude.
He came by to our favourite game-shop every day when I was a teenager.
He came in, stood right in the middle of the shop, looked down and silently started praying to himself.

One time he stood outside the shop and spoke to us, telling us that

<- this action-figure in the display

would be (literaly) the spawn of satan and how for the love of god we could worship videogames like that.
We tried to tell him that it was just a toy, but that only made it worse. But I gotta give the man props for not being an ass about it, he stayed polite and didn't tried to convert us in any way. In return we didn't made fun of him (even not when he was gone).
#17 - queefquizzler (04/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - ctenop (04/10/2013) [-]
See that's their mistake; they must of shortened "I love a man who lays with another man. No homo" to just "No homo"
#46 - bdowns (04/11/2013) [-]
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#41 - justthere (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Holy shit, that dude was in WI just last year. Where does this cross-country bitch-fest get its funding from? Does he have nothing better to do with his time?
#52 to #51 - justthere (04/11/2013) [-]
brojed. org Testimony, tour schedule, F.A.Q's. The whole package.
#30 - stizzy (04/11/2013) [+] (11 replies)
It's really fucking weird to see a place that I walk by every day on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #29 - stizzy (04/11/2013) [-]
AHHH wtf
I go to Mizzou, I would love to meet another FJ'er.

OP speak to me!
User avatar #22 - wolvesbrickwall (04/10/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that picture was taken at Mizzou.
User avatar #20 - billnyethespy (04/10/2013) [-]
Funny, never thought I would see something about my College on Funnyjunk
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#16 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
Good we found Booker now where is Elizabeth?
#12 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
He's a good ole Missourah paster who gives sermons of hellfire and brimstone.

Funny thing is, he was once one of the biggest players at Mizzou and set the record for the number of women slept with at 1 party. Also set a record for the number of women slept with in 1 semester at Mizzou.

He's actually not all that bad, but if you walk by him and listen for only a minute you'll definitely hear some inflammatory remark that can definitely be taken out of context.
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