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#43 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
>Be me, Freshman year   
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"   
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.   
>Fastforward to the end of the year   
>Last day, no one brings anything to school   
>Go to his class   
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions   
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."   
>Huehuehue   
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use   
>One kid walks in late   
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"   
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"   
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"   
>We both start to walk around like zombies   
>Everyone losing their 						****					, even the teacher   
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident   
   
Best last day of school ever. 						****					 was so cash.
>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
User avatar #45 to #43 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
Cool story, bro. Tell us again.
#70 to #45 - thtguyfromwork (04/10/2013) [-]
got one   
   
>Senior year   
>have government 2nd period   
>my teacher is a large black woman   
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea   
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class   
>						******					 boss   
>fast forward to 6th period   
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings   
>sneak inside the car   
>stay in class for 25 minutes   
>no one knows   
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz   
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"   
>everyone dies of laughter   
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"   
>my face when everyone started clapping
got one

>Senior year
>have government 2nd period
>my teacher is a large black woman
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class
> ****** boss
>fast forward to 6th period
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings
>sneak inside the car
>stay in class for 25 minutes
>no one knows
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"
>everyone dies of laughter
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"
>my face when everyone started clapping
#46 to #45 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
Well, if you insist:   
   
>Be me, Freshman year    
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"    
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.    
>Fastforward to the end of the year    
>Last day, no one brings anything to school    
>Go to his class    
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions    
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."    
>Huehuehue    
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use    
>One kid walks in late    
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"    
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"    
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"    
>We both start to walk around like zombies    
>Everyone losing their 						****					, even the teacher    
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident    
   
Best last day of school ever. 						****					 was so cash.
Well, if you insist:

>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
User avatar #47 to #46 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
God, that was so good. One more time, bro. Just for me, please.
#50 to #47 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. I'm feeling generous today:   
   
>Be me, Freshman year    
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"    
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.    
>Fastforward to the end of the year    
>Last day, no one brings anything to school    
>Go to his class    
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions    
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."    
>Huehuehue    
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use    
>One kid walks in late    
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"    
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"    
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"    
>We both start to walk around like zombies    
>Everyone losing their 						****					, even the teacher    
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident    
   
Best last day of school ever. 						****					 was so cash.
Oh, alright. I'm feeling generous today:

>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
#65 to #50 - disregardtheponies (04/10/2013) [-]
Best. FJ. Thread. Evar.
Best. FJ. Thread. Evar.
User avatar #51 to #50 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
thanx bro, would read again.
User avatar #53 to #51 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
...You're going to call me tomorrow, right? Maybe we can grab a coffee?

Or was this a one-story stand? And I'll never see you again?

God I sound so desperate.

I am desperate. I want someone who loves me for more than my stories...
#134 to #53 - skinless (04/10/2013) [-]
hi
hi
#59 to #53 - sanguinesolitude (04/10/2013) [-]
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you guys are both magnificent fags. thumbed up every one of your faggy dick-sucking comments.
#55 to #53 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
Sorry, doll. I'm a free spirit. A candle in the wind. I go where the cool stories take me.
Sorry, doll. I'm a free spirit. A candle in the wind. I go where the cool stories take me.
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