Funny Repost. Please note I know this is a repost but I found it again and it's hilarious.. Reserved Question Show me another it I showed my penis to this cute
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Please note I know this is a repost but I found it again and it's hilarious.

Reserved Question Show me another it
I showed my penis to this cute girl in my math
class, new I' m in trebble?
Gk so I' m pretty new to this wade dating thing, theres this girl J really like in my math
class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, theres these really cool guys in grade 9 and
they have sex about five times a day, they say that girls it when boys show them
their penis.
So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her boobs, I became
erection and pubbed' it out through Welly sf my parks, as I was aboutit tap' her on the
shoulder so she . see my penis, this ether girl that has no boobs and is ugly
screamed "oh my gem", screaming and pointing at my penis.
I stood up to ' her to shut up and go away, but my penis was still hanging est hem
my pants, all the. class. was Iceking at it, I didn' t want them to see my penis because
it meant I would have. to have sex with everybody in the rnsm. I tried to make things
right by sweeping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up ' her face clase up,
this made it clear that I wanted her to see my penis and not the rest sf the class.
She screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed and stuck it up my
bum, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shot em hem my penis and hit her
in the face, she ran slit of the rnsm crying and I get sent tithe office.
My penis in my zipper, es I had ts leave it hanging out there fer a while
longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my
penis, and I new have to have sex with the entire school.
I dent understand willhappen, why are uhy girls _ nasy, and why did the girl I like
n. in away? Is. my penis very small, Ids nst' understand_
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User avatar #1 - mookiez (04/09/2013) [-]
He was an erection.
#5 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
"I became erection"

damn...wish i could become an erection
#4 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
This could totally be a South Park episode
User avatar #3 - holycrapimacupcake (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had better see this on the front page later today.
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