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#3 - snowshark
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(04/09/2013) [-]
"Look, Patrick! I'm Texas!

Duhee, howdy y'all! Howdy y'all!"
#37 to #3 - yunostoptrollin
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Then you obviously havent been to Alabama.
#47 to #37 - landerp
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(04/10/2013) [-]
or mississippi
#48 to #47 - landerp
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(04/10/2013) [-]
or arkansas
#49 to #48 - landerp
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(04/10/2013) [-]
or louisiana
#50 to #49 - landerp
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(04/10/2013) [-]
or south carolina
#102 to #50 - drdiddly
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia Georgia, Florida, Nebraska , parts of Iowa, Oklahoma, Kansas, New Mexico, North Carolina and more
#64 to #50 - Crusader
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(04/10/2013) [-]
North Carolina
New Mexico
Arizona
Nevada
Some parts of California
Virginia
#66 to #64 - landerp
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#51 to #50 - landerp
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(04/10/2013) [-]
ive lived in texas my whole life and ive been to all those states i can tell you it gets a lot more redneck than texas.
#68 to #51 - williamweatherford
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(04/10/2013) [-]
or Florida, or Tennessee, or Georgia

pretty much any state with an SEC team is gonna be redneck.
Alabama's total population is only half of New York City's, and only 13% live in the major cities. So we can conclude:

87% of Alabama is nothing but Tea Party, redneck, anti-Obama, *****************, country, hillbilly *********. Oh how I love my state..
#6 to #3 - casval [OP]
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Now listen here, pardner. Just cuz m'neck is red don't mean I'm a dadgum redneck. That there's called a sun-scald. Y'hear?! Now get out of here with yer democrat lies.
#33 to #6 - ichies
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Holy **** "red neck" WHY HAVEN'T SEE IT LIKE THAT BEFORE *mashes the unsee button*.
#15 to #6 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Texas has billboards with Spanish text on them.
#7 to #6 - snowshark
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I'm not even American.

I'm what you might call a communist.

However the rest of the world seems contented to call me British.
#34 to #7 - anon
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Ha ha ha... NO!
#20 to #7 - secretdestroyers
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Didn't know there were a lot of Communists in Britain. I guess now that Margaret Thatcher's dead, I reckon anything goes now, eh?
#13 to #7 - casval [OP]
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(04/09/2013) [-]
So you're a Chinaman! Got it!