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Bitch doesn't begin with Men

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shared Yes, i am aware we look stupid,
but atleast we' re having Fun... unlike ytou' s photo.
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#83 - gmarrox (04/09/2013) [-]
I think she's ovary-acting.
#187 to #83 - commandermunkee (04/10/2013) [-]
-YFW Have a thumb, good sir!
-YFW Have a thumb, good sir!
#43 - cowmoose (04/09/2013) [-]
Rape doesn't start with "men".
Rape doesn't start with "men".
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User avatar #211 to #43 - Durp (04/10/2013) [-]
Sometimes it does.
#72 to #43 - John Cena (04/09/2013) [-]
who said rape was a problem
#74 to #72 - cowmoose (04/09/2013) [-]
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#13 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Maybe so, but the world's most stupid thing begins with women.

Women's Rights.
User avatar #38 to #13 - johnnyafire (04/09/2013) [-]
Women?
#36 to #13 - John Cena (04/09/2013) [-]
womens basketball?
User avatar #186 to #36 - theblondefetus (04/10/2013) [-]
There you go, now you're thinking with sexism.
#17 - beerholder (04/09/2013) [-]
Herpes
Herpes
User avatar #170 to #17 - truebell (04/10/2013) [-]
Dude 3 people died in that crash, two of which were children.
#198 to #170 - beerholder (04/10/2013) [-]
In living memory...
User avatar #218 to #170 - popkornking (04/10/2013) [-]
Um, I'm pretty sure that was a full plane at an airshow, and that everyone on board died... If not it's looks like the one that did on Mayday.
User avatar #21 to #17 - waffies (04/09/2013) [-]
aww, short gif! i wanted to see the bit with the explosion!
#165 to #21 - beerholder (04/10/2013) [-]
here's the vid in whole 240p quality

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eQpUgHkBcg

It cracks me up how you can hear the engines revving at the end as if the computer was saying " **************** , ******* wings, why won't you work?"
#77 to #17 - rakoom (04/09/2013) [-]
... Kill, eh?
#162 to #77 - beerholder (04/10/2013) [-]
computer was fly. computer is kill.
#28 - deezknuts (04/09/2013) [-]
>idolize this disgusting creature   
   
>men are the problem
>idolize this disgusting creature

>men are the problem
User avatar #131 to #28 - takers (04/10/2013) [-]
but beyonce's pretty cool..
User avatar #138 to #131 - deezknuts (04/10/2013) [-]
>she's actually kinda humerous in austin powers and stuff like that
>but her music is gawd awful
#177 to #138 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
Recently yes, but during and after Destiny's Child she was decent at the very least.
#8 - hydren (04/09/2013) [-]
How do they find the menopause a problem? It's the END of having menstruation.

This along with many other things again proves that women are NEVER satisfied.
#19 to #8 - John Cena (04/09/2013) [-]
Actually, I for one can't wait till it's over. Sometimes though, it can happen in the early 30's in a woman's life i've heard- so for them if they haven't had a kid it must be tough. But i do agree that this picture is stupid . I apologise for the ignorance of some women.
#12 to #8 - zenethe (04/09/2013) [-]
I sat there and looked at that picture, then looked away and looked back and looked away and continued this for like 15 seconds just looking at other stuff before I carried on and then all the sudden the last time I found it hilarious for some reason...
#149 to #8 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
My grandma went through menopause.

It's not just stopping menustration. She had to have a **** load of meds, because she was crazy from her hormones being out of whack.
User avatar #48 to #8 - condormcninja (04/09/2013) [-]
It's the beginning of getting old. It comes with a bunch of other problems and it's generally super depressing.
#84 to #8 - John Cena (04/09/2013) [-]
Menopause means your body is started the process of closing up shop and shutting down, ... you lose your estrogen and ability to reproduce, which until recently ( and is still considered by some people on this site COUGH) to be the most if not only important accomplishment or usefulness a female has. If you don't take pills you start growing a mustache, and losing general likeness to the person you once were. Men do have signs of aging too, but menopause is such a large and noticeable change that it tends to have a greater affect on self image and motivation , leading up to a lot of depression cases.
#199 to #84 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
Trying to keep the sexism to a minimum, but does that not reinforce a woman's only important accomplishment/usefulness to reproducing? That when she no longer has the ability, she becomes more manlike in appearance and becomes depressed?
That just seems like a biological symptom of being a baby factory, not a sexist imposed rule that one is a baby factory.
#184 - theblondefetus (04/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't menopause at least solve the menstruating problem?
#24 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
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#44 - boobiesman (04/09/2013) [-]
HERpes...
HERpes...
User avatar #49 to #44 - vatra (04/09/2013) [-]
HERnia
User avatar #150 - mcstorms (04/10/2013) [-]
But it does since a man's sperm is what determines the gender.
User avatar #154 to #150 - zeroxnight (04/10/2013) [-]
and technically we created women if you take into account that Christians believe that Eve was created from Adam's rib. Technically that would make us their god. and we should be worshiped as such
User avatar #158 to #154 - mcstorms (04/10/2013) [-]
Man's best friend is a dog , and Dog spelled backwards is GOD! Coincidence? I think not!
User avatar #161 to #158 - zeroxnight (04/10/2013) [-]
OH **** . YOU ARE BRILLIANT
User avatar #163 to #161 - mcstorms (04/10/2013) [-]
Of course I am! Haven't you heard I'm the God of all women.
#155 to #154 - creepyunclebob (04/10/2013) [-]
That's what the bible suggests, yeah. But since, unlike ancient civilization, we aren't retarded, we don't believe that anymore. Now we know that sentient creatures should not be subject to the whims of others, and should instead be able to make decisions entirely for their own reasons.
#160 to #155 - zeroxnight (04/10/2013) [-]
Look at this piece of eden. Now If only I can find someone with a sufficient amount of First civilization DNA
#95 - rainbowserpent (04/09/2013) [-]
HOLD THE **** UP, I HAVE AN OPINION.
I think women and men experience the same amount of pain in different ways. Men have random boners, and if you have ever been out in the human race, you know men can be assholes.
Women have periods, and they still carry a few stereotypes on their shoulders. What if American history was different, and all the presidents and all those important people were women? You're judging women on a minority of them.
Alright, I'm sorry I had an opinion. And that I sound like a feminist. Will Spyro make you feel better?
#98 to #95 - ofalo (04/09/2013) [-]
Nah breh you sound feminist in the real deal way "equal rights" and all that fly **** so you got my thumb. Gratz on having an opinion that isn't just spouting clouds of obnoxious morals and self eliminating views.
#105 to #98 - elynichujy (04/09/2013) [-]
Equal rights? Bitch please, women always play the "You can't hit a girl" card. Women fought for equal rights for hundreds of years and now a lot of them think they are higher than men? BOLLOCKS RIGHT THERE. Have a Patrick.
Equal rights? Bitch please, women always play the "You can't hit a girl" card. Women fought for equal rights for hundreds of years and now a lot of them think they are higher than men? BOLLOCKS RIGHT THERE. Have a Patrick.
#108 to #105 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
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he has a point you know...if they want equal rights..does that mean we can go back to beating the snot out of them with out them hiding behind the ever so faithful "he hit me card"   
   
im totally against hitting women by the way but the fact of the mater is ..equal means equal not pick and choose which perks you want

he has a point you know...if they want equal rights..does that mean we can go back to beating the snot out of them with out them hiding behind the ever so faithful "he hit me card"

im totally against hitting women by the way but the fact of the mater is ..equal means equal not pick and choose which perks you want
User avatar #124 to #108 - randumbgamer (04/10/2013) [-]
No its not right to beat the **** out of anyone really, I mean obviously circumstance comes into play but for the most part if someone is being aggressive towards you and your strong enough to beat them up then your also probably strong enough to put them in a non threatening state, such as knocking them out or holding them, both things that don't require you to smack someone's **** all up
User avatar #134 to #105 - setittowumbo (04/10/2013) [-]
"women always play the "You can't hit a girl" car"

Whenever I hit a guy I expect to be hit back. Whenever I hit anyone anywhere on their body I am prepared for them to do it back. So not all women pull that card.
User avatar #120 to #105 - randumbgamer (04/10/2013) [-]
Actually humans in general have a superiority complex, a lot of people think they deserve things others don't simply because they are better. Its not a feminist thing its a human nature thing.

I mean seriously though if you had the feminist who actually believed in equal rights, where women are actually treated on the same level as men and men are treated on the same level as women as opposed to the radical all men are rapist mongrels who only use women for sex, who do you think more people are going to care about more? The person with common sense or the radical nut job? The nut job obviously, because whatever stupid **** they're saying is more interesting then something that most people already believe.
#227 to #120 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
Religious intolerance, sexism, racism, and bigotry of any kind stems from said superioritycomplex. The sad thing is no matter what, humans will find a way to ******* hate each other and alienate one another. But we always find a way to break boundaries, no matter what. Why? Good people.
User avatar #106 to #105 - rainbowserpent (04/09/2013) [-]
Now I'm not going to thumb you down, but I do kinda disagree. With some women, you can't tell which gender they are unless you see their boobs. For example, I'm a women. I don't think I'm higher than men. We're all human, having a vagina doesn't make you god. Not many women think they are higer than men. The minority that is, well, they just like to attract attention to themselves. HEY LOOK, I HAVE BOOBS, SO I'M BETTER. They think that'll get them attention. (even if it's mostly negative attention.)
#111 to #106 - ofalo (04/09/2013) [-]
Figured that was your point from the start O.o. Very confused as to how either your or my post was misconstrued in a way that pointed towards that whole area of feminazi.
User avatar #129 to #111 - rainbowserpent (04/10/2013) [-]
When it's a post about women being bitches, feminazi pops up. It's just a thing around FJ nowadays.
User avatar #107 to #105 - rainbowserpent (04/09/2013) [-]
But **** it, Patrick is awesome
User avatar #166 to #95 - deezknuts (04/10/2013) [-]
i ******* love spyro
#181 to #95 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
Spyro is dead to me
User avatar #99 to #95 - fishtacos (04/09/2013) [-]
You're not a feminist, you are a humanist. We who really fight for equal rights are ashamed to be called "feminists". That's a word that has become synonymous with "crazy psychobitch" these days, so "humanist" is the new term for equal rights activists.
#142 - gevaudan (04/10/2013) [-]
"Men are the cause of all women's problems!"
"Gender equality!"
#183 to #142 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
My "Jeremies" have already exploded from that bitch women's post. Nothing can troll me now.
User avatar #171 - skycladmissy (04/10/2013) [-]
Every bitch begins with Kay
#116 - canyoudiggit (04/09/2013) [-]
Men can have mental breakdowns too right?
I don't think that would be a problem only women have.
#126 to #116 - rageattheusername (04/10/2013) [-]
Perhaps men have womental break downs?
#200 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
I don't even mind having a period....I always feel like girls try too hard to sound like their lives are so hard. In english, we had a debate on which gender has it harder. Guess what every ******* girl in class used as an excuse. Childbirth and menstration. First of all, childbirth is a CHOICE. Girls CHOOSE to have a kid, and if they get pregnant accidentally, get abortion or adoption. Or, y'know, use protection is possible and don't be a dumbass. As for menstration, each girls experience is different, but personally, i don't mind it one bit if it means I'm not pregnant. I don't get why girls complain when we live in such modern times where having a period is nbd anymore. Have bad cramps? Go to the damn store and buy some pain meds. Tired of having a heavy ass period? You can also take pills to stop that. Wanna go swimming? Wear a ******* tampon. Girls complain about all that when there are many ways to cope. But everyone's different, I guess.
#204 to #200 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
I have to wear a protective covering on my junk just to play sports.

You cannot fathom how greatly this inconveniences me, making my life harder than average woman's.
#215 to #204 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
I'd have to agree that boys are more sensitive than chicks in their privates. If a dude gets kicked in the balls I've heard its like a burning sensation all up and down your legs or something. For girls a kick in the vagina hurts, but it would hurt if you got kicked anywhere. The boobs can be sensitive like before a period or during, but normally they dont hurt too bad unless they get elbowed or something, which again, would hurt any part of your body if you got elbowed. The only thing I'd say is really sensitive is the nipple. Sometimes I'll be laying down and my cat will walk on my chest and his paw will land RIGHT in the center of my nipple and it hurts like HELL. Not sure if thats only for girls or for boys too~
#210 to #200 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
It really just depends on your background, like where you come from. A rich girl is going to have it easier than a poor girl. A rich boy is going to have it easier than a poor girl. A rich girl will have it easier than a poor boy, etc. In terms of standard of living at least. As for mental happiness, well there are cases where poor people appreciate little things and are much happier than rich spoiled people, but it's all debatable.
#214 to #200 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
I agree. I mean, I get major cramps from hell. All I can do is take some pain meds and get the **** over it. And the pregnancy thing? I agree also. If you don't want a child, use precautions. I understand that accidents happen, but for God's sake, some people don't know how to shut the hell up about it.
#176 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
hysteria, from the latin hysteros, meaning womb
User avatar #178 to #176 - ejaculation (04/10/2013) [-]
heheh
User avatar #121 - chayio ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYyGTmcP80
Prepare your jimmies, boys.


******* feminists...
User avatar #140 to #121 - blooby (04/10/2013) [-]
HOLY **** MY JIMMIES ARE THROUGH THE ROOF
#175 to #121 - elyiia (04/10/2013) [-]
Mfw when "If two adults consent then one regrets it later then it's rape"
#247 to #175 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
U took my friend && photos hoped her Mmmmmm Gerri/ coincidence/??$$$$$ HACKED WATCHERS TELL ME FB~ AGAIN $$$$ / / ONCE AGAIN HE WAS MARRIED TO ME FOR 2?? YEARS THEN DEE &$$$ CHEATING U KNEW ME/ SO CONSENT/ PLAN/ FUNNY JUNK BUSINESS/ RAPE- WHORE/ U WAITED/ WE R WAITING/ HE RAISES HUS VOUCE MY GF CALLUNG POLICE/ CALL COINCIDENCE/ WATCHERS NOT/
#248 to #247 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Her friends were in dei bar when he raged car Oct 27/ u were in my house he drugged me/ WHICH ONE WAS PROTECTORS?? NOT EMILY/ MARATHON BUDDIES/ BEEWARE/ FJ PROBLEMS LIKE CHURCH HAHA
User avatar #189 to #175 - Zaivia (04/10/2013) [-]
I was sort of agreeing with the Asian guy at first and then I slowly started losing respect.
User avatar #233 to #189 - elyiia (04/10/2013) [-]
I was sort of agreeing with the feminists at first, even though they were going about it in a super-bitch way, but the longer the video went on, the less I agreed.
#195 - tunasandwhich (04/10/2013) [-]
**tunasandwhich rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Laser Beam Alcohol Fun ** how manly i am
#201 to #195 - thatissogross (04/10/2013) [-]
how appropriate this is :D
User avatar #79 - maxxdavison (04/09/2013) [-]
Are they really blaming us for their period?
#137 to #79 - John Cena (04/10/2013) [-]
When you say 'they', i'm not sure if you refer to all women. Just to be clear, i do not blame guys for the biological make up of being a woman. Sorry some women let us down a lot, but in every group there are the idiots.
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