/b/ story. I got a good laugh. we yesterday, me and my gt had sex forthe first time sshe was losing ddidnt use a condom. because it was a spur ofthe moment thin
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we yesterday, me and my gt had sex forthe first time
sshe was losing
ddidnt use a condom. because it was a spur ofthe moment thing, however I didnt cum, it wasjust a
little, 5 minute stick in the wages painless
s be today
sshe calls me up and semes war
4 tell her she should take a merning alter in case
4' II buy condoms also while there
we get to the store, she' s afraid
say it; "De yeu guys sell the morning alter pill?"
ea few giggles from clearly preteen girls in 25 year old wemons bodies working at the pharmacy
tthey have a talk with us and we purchase said pill. .
Thyself and g dagree to pay half each
sshe pays her haufen cash and I pay mine in ewes
ewes machines display changes, SC) I think it changes to "accepted,"
lremgye the card.
4 was wrong
sit was asking mete my pin number
4 turn to gives me a leek of dismay
sshe knows what' s Deming next
4 turn to all 4 workers at the pharmacy and. meet their gaze to get their attention
Oh, I suppose I pulled out tee early. Guess I should have learnt to do that last night"
ofthe 4 workers begin crying with laughter.
at gees a level of red unknown to man.
last weaker hands us the pill, says "I see what yeu did there" in a deadpan expression,
she' s en the brim of exploding. with laughter but acts professional until we leave.
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#11 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (04/09/2013) [+] (13 replies)
MFW i don't need condoms cause i will never lose my virginity
+102
#5 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#8 - epicevillink (04/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
still can't beat this guys life
#9 - jestkeedin (04/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
'ere ya go bro
User avatar #20 to #9 - mondominiman (04/09/2013) [-]
You want to have sex not destroy her pelvis.
#34 - abstract (04/09/2013) [-]
Lost it at "stick in the vagoo painfest"
Lost it at "stick in the vagoo painfest"
#22 - neednsfw (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Took me about ten minutes to figure out what a "g fagree" was.
#30 - ethaniscool (04/09/2013) [-]
After reading that first 4chan post the rest of these just seem bland.
#2 - ethiopia (04/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Good job
Good job
User avatar #53 - XchemicalkidX (04/10/2013) [-]
''g fagree'' really confused me for a few seconds.
#13 - hsauce (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Myself and g fagree to pay half each
>and g fagree to pay
>fagree
wat
#18 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
they dont sell the morning after pill in stores. sooo....
User avatar #23 to #18 - sexymossantamby (04/09/2013) [-]
trust me they do.....
#7 - saxong ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
GF FW
GF FW
#63 - grandpis (04/10/2013) [-]
Her first time but your last 'cause if you make fun of your girl in public you're going to have bad time.
#48 - weirdfishes (04/10/2013) [-]
A couple of years ago I went to the pharmacy to buy the morning after pill. When I asked the guy behind the counter he looked so ******* confused and had to consult EVERYONE in the pharmacy and I was standing around for 10 minutes while about eight staff were milling around me whispering to each other.

I have no idea why some people are dicks.
#10 - inametoasted (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**inametoasted rolled a random image posted in comment #1401477 at Friendly ** gf fw
#64 - jimmyrustlinhustla (04/10/2013) [-]
mfw eftpos machine
User avatar #60 - brenton (04/10/2013) [-]
I can't handle the learnt. I just can't.
User avatar #39 - thinegame (04/09/2013) [-]
I think you were on the brim of exploding, too, op.
User avatar #35 - directbuy (04/09/2013) [-]
This is one of the few Post from 4chan that I actually find plausible.
#6 - ravyen (04/09/2013) [-]
I lost it at "vagoo".
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