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#4 - tredbear
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**tredbear rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Garfield Minus Garfield ** mfw I don't have a date
#227 to #4 - anon id: d6937d6c
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thats.... just wow
#155 to #4 - chancevance
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Wonderful.
User avatar #8 to #4 - juggalotank
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Oh man, good roll.
#305 to #4 - nexuser
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#166 to #4 - lamarisagoodname
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I have yet to see a sweeter roll on funnyjunk.
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User avatar #326 to #246 - exicuton
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Hmm I wouldn't say that's better, but still very good.
#218 to #4 - moggycore
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yes,perfect.jpg
#222 to #218 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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*ahem*
#223 to #222 - moggycore
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Thank you very much!
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Just tryin' to help out.
#16 to #4 - pbeldin
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good roll enjoy the stream of thumbs soon to come
#58 to #4 - peyko
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#32 to #4 - pooflinger
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#10 - breakfastskippa
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They are also imaginary characters.

This is frank, he has dated 10 million women.
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FRANK, TELL ME YOUR WAYS!
#22 to #10 - anon id: f65210ab
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Praise him, He will be more successful than any of us! FRANK!!!!!!
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User avatar #17 to #10 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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He's been busy
One every 5 minutes or what?
#331 to #10 - frenchgenocide
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#239 to #10 - krizzah
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Frank is one smooth ************.
User avatar #34 to #10 - whycanticaps
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****, Frank got it together
User avatar #36 to #10 - dingbox
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I love the thought that he dated 10000000 women and he didn't stay with anyone, that guy Frank must have some insane ******* standards when it comes to girls. (also, thanks for helping me choose a new profile picture)
User avatar #31 to #10 - twinnedorphan
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...




handsome prick...
#20 to #10 - flusteredmoose
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He is FINE!
He is FINE!
User avatar #24 to #10 - HeartOfTheDL
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I don't see your point. You are comparing meg a fictional character to Frank, a real person, who is the coolest mother ****** that has ever existed.
User avatar #29 to #10 - anonymoose
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"The best sex I ever had was with Frank" - Sasha Grey
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#189 - nosleep
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You people make me feel bad for actually having a girlfriend
You people make me feel bad for actually having a girlfriend
User avatar #226 to #189 - millex
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I have a girlfriend to....
am I a bad person?
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#289 to #189 - icecreamonnips
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how does it feel
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User avatar #214 to #194 - princeofbrokensoul
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dieing alone i heard is horrible but what you gonna do about it?
User avatar #255 to #214 - rhiaanor
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not be a whiny, wimpy, "pussy" and do something about it?
User avatar #357 to #255 - princeofbrokensoul
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good go do it man and dont die alone.
#199 to #194 - nosleep
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hmm, Good point.
hmm, Good point.
#200 to #189 - scottysglasses
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I bet you kiss her you faggot
#27 - weenieandthebutt
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From an evolutionary perspective, it's a lot easier for females to get dates than males. Females are the desired sex since there's a lot less egg cells than sperm cells. For males, getting laid is a chore; for females, getting laid is a choice. I know plenty of seriously fat, obese, ugly orges of women who can get guys as long as they put out. As a male, I work out, I've even been acknowledged by females as being reasonably good looking and having a good body but I've never managed to date a girl in my entire life.

Also to all those darn feminists, women have it so much easier in the dating game.
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A man can be a Feminist too, also where/when did you meet a feminist (in real life not just some black text on a screen who could be anybody) who told you men have it easier in the dating game?
User avatar #42 to #40 - weenieandthebutt
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Regardless, feminism still focuses on the issues and setbacks of being a woman. Ermmm I went to a university that was established as one of the first female academic institutions, the ratio of men to women is like 1:3 so feminism is pretty damn prominent there.

I once got into a friendly discussion with a feminist about dating and whilst I argued that there are whole branches of books and sciences involved in picking up women, it's fairly simple for the other way round. She then proceeded to show me a female version of a pick up book on how to attract men. The thing is, men are simple, women are complicated. All women need to do is just be pretty not be an annoying bitch basically. For us men, we need to demonstrate confidence, high levels of social value, not stutter or exhibit any signs of social awkwardness, be witty/funny/interesting and to learn the various stages of escalating things. Women on the other hand don't need to worry about that ****.
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False. As a person with a vagina, I've tried getting dates. Many times. I shower daily, I wear clean clothes, I take care of myself, I don't have weird social disorders. But I have a face like a goddamn orc and have never been on a single goddamn date.
User avatar #250 to #245 - weenieandthebutt
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Well, you're ugly so that answers your question on why you struggle with getting dates (I know I'm going to get raped with red thumbs for sounding like a dick). None the less, you can improve your chances if you put out more, lower your standards and maybe be a bit more interesting in the boyish sense. Looks wise, maybe grow out your hair to conceal your face or something or wear more make up. Something should work at least. There are plenty of decent looking guys who struggle with girls but it's never the other way round with decent looking chicks.
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Eh, in all honesty I'm fine being single. I'm not going to lose my virginity in an attempt to get a guy to pay attention to me. No matter what you look like, that's just ******* pathetic. I'd rather die alone than die a whore.

And trust me, I look worse with makeup than without because I'm allergic to something that seems to be in a lot of cosmetics.

Besides, I have a couple of lady friends who are average-looking and have never dated. One's shot everyone down because she wants to focus on her education, the other never had anyone approach her.
User avatar #287 to #278 - weenieandthebutt
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Well it sounds like you're doing it out of your own choice. Well I don't enjoy working out and dieting whatsoever but I still do it in an attempt to maintain my looks and attract girls. If you lack a certain quality, you have to work for something or at least compensate. That's life. If you think I'm an arrogant dick, let me tell you that I've suffered from a lot of self esteem problems over the years but instead of feeling sorry for myself all the time, I've decided to actually work for it.

Again, it seems like your lady friends are definitely doing it out of their choice. The one who's decent looking, well it's probably the case where guys are too shy or intimidated to approach her.
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I'm not going to tell you my whole life story because this is FJ so I'm sure you don't care, but I've tried, multiple times, to get dates, and have been shot down every time. I've tried changing myself in multiple ways. It didn't work and I just felt worse. Nowadays I just don't care. If nobody's interested in me, fine, I've got other stuff going on. But you're a bit ridiculous if you think I don't have self esteem issues, or think I feel sorry for myself all the time.
User avatar #297 to #294 - weenieandthebutt
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I'm really sorry to hear that. Try to concentrate on your life and don't make the same mistake as I've done in the past by letting your love life get to you. I used to be a really good uni student until I my grades declined, because of my depression and lack of motivation. Just concentrate on getting far in life :-). Just remember that at least more people in society will respect you for your character a lot more than skanks and hoes for their raw looks :-)
User avatar #258 to #27 - MandiMarie
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That's ******* true. But the knowledge only serves to make me even more depressed when I remember I'm a 20 year old woman and I've never been on a date.
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Have you tried putting out and approaching? If not, then you're almost as bad as those boys on FJ who whine about the friendzone an' ****, yet have no balls to actually approach girls. I only got my first kiss at 19 (to an absolute obese munter) and I didn't get my regular make out sessions til at least 21.
User avatar #262 to #260 - MandiMarie
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Nah, I'm shy as ****, so I don't approach. I'm pretty sure that's the reason, I don't get approached by guys because I'm decent looking, so I know it's on me lol. I would put out if presented with the opportunity within a relationship.
User avatar #265 to #262 - weenieandthebutt
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To be fair, it's just that maybe guys are too shy or intimidated to approach you. Provided that you're pretty enough and you live in London, I wouldn't mind giving you chance myself.
User avatar #266 to #265 - MandiMarie
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Well thank you, that would be nice. Unfortunately, I live in the US :(
User avatar #268 to #266 - weenieandthebutt
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Damn, it's always the nice one's who live in the US. My pimp American friend told me that I British guy (though originally ***********) like me would get laid like crazy if I ever went to America. Out of curiosity, I really wanna see how you look like.
User avatar #270 to #268 - MandiMarie
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He is correct, decent looking and even below average looking guys from the UK would be showered in sex in America lol. Dem accents. And okay, I would show you, but I don't exactly want everyone on FJ to see lol.
User avatar #273 to #270 - weenieandthebutt
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You could private message me, I'm just really curious. I'm honestly not that much of a dick to spread it around the interwebs or even save it into my fap folder. Well if you still feel uncomfortable with it, I would be understanding about it. Although American chicks love the British accent, my accent's kinda slurry but I managed to attract one Australian girl with it during one night out.
User avatar #285 to #273 - MandiMarie
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Okay I shall send a private message then. And an Australian girl? I guess I didn't know that is was women of all kinds that loved and English accent haha. Although I know that there are different kinds of accents all throughout England, like there are several different American accents.
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User avatar #60 to #27 - annaisocoolike
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to be fair if you are a girl and do not put out it could be very stressful on the girl as well. its either put out and have the guy keep coming around or dont put out and have them drop you. I am an 18 year old virgin by choice and do not plan on having sex until the right guy comes around. Guys seem interested at first impression but once they find out i don't put out all interest goes away. Ive had MANY guys try and pressure me into having sex and i just did not want to because i wasn't in a relationship with them and i want to get to know a guy and trust them before the time comes. after they found out i dont put out, just like that they would not talk to me. I guess im still young, but like you i have never been on a formal date....
User avatar #170 to #60 - Mortspear
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Pretty sad that in today's society, girls can be stressed for not putting out.
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today's society
You are the worst type of person.
User avatar #233 to #231 - Mortspear
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
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I'm sorry you are that way.
User avatar #237 to #236 - Mortspear
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I honestly don't understand what you're implying here?
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Yea, you wouldn't.
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Yea.... I may not be a "man", but if being a man means being a whiny faggot about "herr derr generations" ******** when society is clearly better than ever, well then you can call me Nancy.


Faggot.
User avatar #249 to #247 - Mortspear
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Why are you butthurt because I said "today's society"? And how is it clearly "better than ever" when we've had in the past 5 years or so mass murders unlike we have ever had before. Look all around you, society isn't getting better, people are becoming more classless, greedy, and self centered but you sit here and say we're getting better, Nancy?
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Holy **** damn near everything you said is way off. Go look at some actual figures before you spout stupidity.
Seriously, mass murders are waaaay down, schools are safer now than every in the history of the western world, you only focus on greed when you see it and ignore all the positive things that happen.

THAT is why you are the worst type of person. You are engaging in confirmation bias, you want to believe things are oh so terrible so you only pay attention to that.
#259 to #254 - Mortspear
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And to prove your "mass murders are way down" theory, I even cared enough to look up a chart for you.
User avatar #257 to #254 - Mortspear
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I still find it amusing that you base all of this off the fact that I said 'today's society'. And even more amusing that you sit here and say that I'm the worst type of person. Clearly you're quick to assume and are also biased off the fact that you're mad because I made a general statement. I've never been one to boast on my good deeds or how much I help around my area, but I can honestly say that I've done more for my community through Kiwanis Club than I'll ever get in return for. It's ignorant for you to sit here and say I'm the worst type of person while there are killers and maniacs running around, while I made a arguable misstatement? Get your priorities straight.

Also, I don't focus on greed at all, but it's inevitable to avoid when it's all around you.
User avatar #75 to #60 - weenieandthebutt
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The foundation of most solid relationships are built around sex. A lot of guys seek sex as well as that emotional comfort, it's just how nature rolls. This is further reinforced if your personality comes across as rather ******, or if you behave/dress like a promiscuous slut so guys in general would just regard you as nothing more but a sexual object. Have you also considered that maybe you choose the wrong guys, go for douchebags or go for the immature idiots. When you don't put out, maybe guys don't approach you, just 'cause they're simply shy and intimidated. Besides, you're still young and have got a full life ahead of you. Besides, you're really hot looking at your profile pic but try to show that you're more than just raw beauty. Life doesn't begin until you go to uni/college. I myself, I'm 24 where I've graduated already and although I have made out with girls on nightouts, I've never managed to get laid/date and those golden years are now over. The only place I can meet girls now are in ****** clubs and even they're unapproachable.
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its only because you hang out with hot assholes, maybe if you lowered your standard in friends you wouldn't have so many guys wanna **** you
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its a japanese last name
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Rudolph is love, Rudolph is life
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User avatar #64 to #62 - swordwoman
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Where are you from?
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swe
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...You were right though =/
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wut?
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#126 to #7 - fleszar
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you should try it, it's good
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9/11 is a date
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It's an Arabian food.
#38 - englman
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To all humans that are single'n'junk.   
   
Just hang in there. I'm 19, only ever had one girlfriend (I was like 16 or some ****). I kissed her on the cheek once after dating 2 months (now you tell me that isn't the most beta ******* thing you ever heard). Well just out of the blue lately, I met up with an old friend from High School. We hit it off and **** is great now. Best girlfriend in the history of me having a girlfriend.   
This junk is ultra random I think, so I'd just suggest letting something come to you for a change, if you're tired of trying (worked for me). If not, just keep trying random man and/or woman, there's definitely someone out there for ya.   
   
Later dudes, lady-dudes, and other miscellaneous-dudes<3
To all humans that are single'n'junk.

Just hang in there. I'm 19, only ever had one girlfriend (I was like 16 or some ****). I kissed her on the cheek once after dating 2 months (now you tell me that isn't the most beta ******* thing you ever heard). Well just out of the blue lately, I met up with an old friend from High School. We hit it off and **** is great now. Best girlfriend in the history of me having a girlfriend.
This junk is ultra random I think, so I'd just suggest letting something come to you for a change, if you're tired of trying (worked for me). If not, just keep trying random man and/or woman, there's definitely someone out there for ya.

Later dudes, lady-dudes, and other miscellaneous-dudes<3
User avatar #82 to #38 - weenieandthebutt
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Well what sort of advice or form of inspiration can you offer a 24 year old like me. I'm assuming you're a uni student so you're living those golden years right now. I've already graduated where I didn't capitalise during those golden years so the only place I can meet girls are in ****** nightclubs; where most of them are unapproachable.
User avatar #177 to #82 - Mortspear
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Get more involved socially. Nightclubs are a terrible idea unless you're looking for a one night stand. Try doing activities or something you're interested in. Go to the gym, partake in 5k races in your area (there's hella fit girls that run those). Just try to get more involved with everything that goes on around you.
User avatar #205 to #177 - weenieandthebutt
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Hmmm not a bad idea, I have you know that I'm quite good at running and capable of 10 mile runs. I would partake in a race of somesort but I've never really been into sports. I just find the whole chauvinistic environment quite socially intimidating plus knowing my area, it would probably be full of black and Asian girls who I'm not interested in. Not racist, just racially and culturally selective.
User avatar #209 to #205 - Mortspear
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I used the 5k as an example because I ran on my highschool XC team and a few outside of school, but it is definitely an underrated way to meet new people. It's an easy way to begin conversations with girls, just by asking how long they've been running, where they run, etc. And also just by you running the race, they'll know you're in mid to great shape. Not to mention girls that run always seem to have the best personalities in my experience (and the best bodies).
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I once run for XC and track team at high school for few years. I was really good and I even have two 3200m records. But the girls on the team doesn't seem to impressed or care about me. I tried hitting on them, but they don't seem interested. They are interested on other guys on the team though.
#157 to #82 - englman
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The girl I re-met (I guess is a good way to put it) is still in HighSchool (Senior, about to go to Uni after summer). A friend I have is friends with my girlfriend and she gave me her number. (which is how we started talking)
With that in mind, I would suggest maybe joining a social network (Facebook or what-have-you) to help you hook up with old friends and/or new ones. Those friends might turn into something, or they may know someone else that would be interested (I had no idea that my current girlfriend had, had a crush on me for several years already lol. So you may actually have a similar thing going on and not even be aware yet.). I'd also look around work (if you work) and see what kind of options are available there.

I wish you best of luck friend, there's someone out there for everyone:)
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Pah, like my friends would set me up with anybody. As much as I love them, they're all as useless as **** with setting me up with women. That's why I tend to do everything by myself. The one time my female mate tried to hook me up with her friend, she just had to pick the fat ugly one amongst her hot lot who clearly wasn't my type. The worst thing about it was that she placed me in that awkward situation where I couldn't say no. Also with my ex uni mate and one old friend who I reconnected with on FB, they tried to hook me up with hot girls that they knew of. I wanted a relationship badly back then (and still do now). In the end, it turns out they they just pretended to pose as them the entire time where they all laughed at my face whilst I was completely crushed and emotionally broken. SUCH CUNTS!

Being unemployed sucks but I have done some volunteering work in the past where I had met a lot of girls, acquired their numbers but none were interested to date. In terms of 'finding someone out there for you', I'd met a girl in a rock nightclub, she was one of the coolest girls I've ever met, we hit it off and started making out. She was one of those rare girls who I felt suited me. We decided to add each other on FB and got her mobile number. We spoke everyday for hours and met up in a park just before valentines. I tried asking her out twice but then she told me that she'd already found somebody else who she liked better. I felt so hurt and replaced. None the less, still remain good friends with her. My love life sucks :-(
User avatar #198 to #188 - englman
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I'm sorry to hear that, friend:( It sucks, I know. But it's good that you stayed friends with her, I think. She'll probably have friends that are similar to her, thus similar to you too. So just hang in there and don't stop trying:) I'm sure someone will come around:)
User avatar #174 to #38 - Mortspear
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Although you may have had success in "not trying", I wouldn't tell other people that. Just motivates people to sit around all day and do nothing in hopes of getting something (or someone) sent to them without giving any attempt. You're a 1/100 case.

Nothing bothers me more than seeing people complain about not having something when they give no effort to achieve it.
User avatar #176 to #174 - englman
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Fair enough, and I see your point. I just meant if you're tired of trying then it's something different to 'try'. Try 'not caring' and see what happens, ya know? *shrugs*
User avatar #181 to #176 - Mortspear
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Yeah, I can understand what you're saying. As I see it, you weren't even really looking for someone and just fell into the right occasion. It could be a different story with people who actually would like to have a companion or what not.
User avatar #191 to #181 - englman
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I'm actually in the same boat. My biggest dream (this is going to sound lame or whatever) is to be the happy Husband of an even happier Wife. But I just felt like no one around was someone that would care about me in that way, nor I with them (as bad as that may sound). So I wanted it for sure, but I was kind of put-off with the idea of dating 50 'nonserious' casuals so that I could MAYBE find 1 that was just 'decent.' So I just waited. And (In my opinion anyway) by the grace of God, I was blessed with my current Girlfriend (who feels exactly the same about me).
User avatar #197 to #191 - Mortspear
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Not lame at all. People have different motives and no one should be able to judge another person's. At least yours has logic behind it and isn't dehumanizing. Although my "life goal" is to get a masters in Criminology/Forensic Science, I also want to have a family that means a lot to me and offered the same love in return. Mainly because my life growing up my family has always been distance and I'd hate that to turn out to my family. In a way, everything revolves around your family anyway.
User avatar #202 to #197 - englman
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Very true. I'm probably going to be Minoring in Psychology and family is an enormous part in our development as people.
#230 to #38 - FriendWreck
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When people come to me seeking advice about this kind of stuff, I say the same thing! Let it come to you!    
I had just turned seventeen when a guy I had been head over heels with and took my v-card had the utmost gallantry to tell me he was seeing someone else, and he wanted to live forever with her. I was heart broken and reckless and started hanging out with older friends, getting drunk, going to parties. Then, a guy at one of the parties, supposed to be a one night stand, ended up being the greatest guy I've ever met. We've been together over two years now.  You stop looking for Prince Charming or whatever the hell girls might be looking for and you'll find him.   
   
Thanks for giving me nostalgia, englman.
When people come to me seeking advice about this kind of stuff, I say the same thing! Let it come to you!
I had just turned seventeen when a guy I had been head over heels with and took my v-card had the utmost gallantry to tell me he was seeing someone else, and he wanted to live forever with her. I was heart broken and reckless and started hanging out with older friends, getting drunk, going to parties. Then, a guy at one of the parties, supposed to be a one night stand, ended up being the greatest guy I've ever met. We've been together over two years now. You stop looking for Prince Charming or whatever the hell girls might be looking for and you'll find him.

Thanks for giving me nostalgia, englman.
User avatar #241 to #230 - englman
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You're very welcome:D
#242 to #38 - monkeyller
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You gave me the hope i needed, thank you and have a nice week!
User avatar #243 to #242 - englman
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I'm glad to hear that friend:D best of luck to you<3
User avatar #308 to #38 - regularmexican
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You are totally right about not going to ends of the earth to look for one. I simply asked the person who i thought was cute if they were seeing someone and they weren't. Next thing you know we started dating ( though is wasn't very long). Even after that I just relaxed and found another date. I give you a thumb and i made this account just for this comment. I didnt want to be anon anymore anyways
User avatar #320 to #308 - englman
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Sweet:D and welcome to the family, friend!
Have a fresh thumb:)
User avatar #43 to #38 - nang
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I like you. And your attitude. Have a thumb.
#44 to #43 - englman
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I like you and your attitude as well kind stranger!
Have a thumb in return!
#49 to #38 - theshadowed
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Thats very good advice. You're a pretty chill guy
#51 to #49 - englman
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Thanks friend, and I don't even inject marijuanas, so that means a lot&lt;3
Thanks friend, and I don't even inject marijuanas, so that means a lot<3
#122 - Cleavland Steamer
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I have way more dates than you
#15 - josa
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#317 to #15 - fucyougumby
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#6 - integritynowbleeds
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This guy also had himself lots'a nasty ass sex with Meg. Do you care about that?
#37 to #6 - anon id: 154c95ee
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I read this comment in his voice
User avatar #59 to #6 - peyko
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URL to episode, or it didnt happen.
#362 to #59 - integritynowbleeds
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#120 - pineapplechrist
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Date? Never heard of that pokemon.
#219 to #120 - momothebear
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i get 365 of them every year when i buy a new calendar
i get 365 of them every year when i buy a new calendar
User avatar #128 to #120 - iamkagji
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I think it's a fruit of some sort...
User avatar #161 to #128 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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Big raisins that make ya poop.
User avatar #145 to #120 - seuss
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cmon bro, Date? evolves into Sex, then Angry Marriage?