Jeezus. .. vs. Jesús On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang. On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Co
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#29 - Cleavland Steamer (04/09/2013) [+] (27 replies)
vs. Jesús

On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang.

On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Corona and don't smoke too much brick weed.

On Abortion: Abortion ees necessary when you already have 12 kids and another lil' pinto bean on de way...

On War: War ees bad, why fight when you can jus' take a nice siesta with your compadres?

On Separation of Church and State: LOL I dunno I'm just a landscaper

On Money: **** bitches, get pesos
#1 - fredslayer (04/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Sadly enough, that sums it up rather well... OH the joys when your religion has gone ******* insane.
#38 - grayham (04/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#106 - jjvoodoo (04/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i cant read the american jesus text
i cant read the american jesus text
User avatar #36 - JENNAY (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously though, Jesus was probably a super chill dude and then the religious zealots decided to **** up the whole idea of him
User avatar #76 - weeeeeeeeeeee (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I agree with this post's general concept, but not the abortion and drugs and alcohol. When he said "It is not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him" he was referring to the ban on eating certain foods from the Law of Moses, not drugs and alcohol (which I still don't believe is a sin as long as it doesn't take over your life. Ecclesiastes actually mentions that we should eat and drink and enjoy life) Also, just because there's no verse on abortion, doesn't mean he supports it. He obviously spoke out against murder, and abortion in my opinion is murder. Even the money category is messed up, there are plenty of Christians that give freely to the poor, it's not fair to group them in with the idiots. Seems like the cartoonist has an agenda against Christians, although with the unmentioned categories he has great points.
#79 - tacopie (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
*fixed
#34 - teamrocketninja (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The abortion one is rather stupid, due to the fact that abortion really wasnt much of an issue in ancient times. (A woman was likely to die from the butchery of a procedure.) So of course he wouldnt have said anything about it.    
   
However, from my understanding, the Christian view on abortion is more firmly rooted in an old testament passage where the author states that God knew him even while he was being formed in the womb.
The abortion one is rather stupid, due to the fact that abortion really wasnt much of an issue in ancient times. (A woman was likely to die from the butchery of a procedure.) So of course he wouldnt have said anything about it.

However, from my understanding, the Christian view on abortion is more firmly rooted in an old testament passage where the author states that God knew him even while he was being formed in the womb.
#139 - antigravitycake (04/09/2013) [-]
i cant even read the second ones
i cant even read the second ones
#11 - Fagdust (04/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
#144 - atheistzilla (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#84 - sakuranbokiss (04/09/2013) [-]
I strongly believe in this jesus. the one who comes to earth on vacation and decides to tour Japan with buddha. Jeezus knows what's up.
#6 - SweetJesus (04/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
There is a reason why I worship the God Emperor of Mankind.
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
re: "Jesvs",
-Jesus actually said if you look at a person lustfully you're in sin and then goes on to say that if you're not willing to repent of any sin then you're going to hell. He didn't say sexual immorality is OK because no one is perfect as OP implies
-Jesus didn't talk about drugs or alcohol, but Galatians 5:19 says that drunkenness is a sin that will send you to hell, not that getting high or drunk is OK as OP implies.
-Abortion is killing a baby. It's murder.
-The last three don't really matter. Jesus taught non-violence, Jesus didn't care about politics, and money, although highly idolized throughout human history, is a tool.
+5
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User avatar #140 - sorryminesbigger (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
good post but terrible font choices..
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#37 to #30 - bigrog (04/09/2013) [-]
yes, all Christians are exactly the same and that is exactly what they all think.
#85 - allidoisfapfapfap (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Render unto Caesar..." Anyone?
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