Jeezus. .. vs. Jesús On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang. On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Co Jeezus vs Jesús On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang it don't bother me if a prefers another Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo drink too much Co
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#29 - Cleavland Steamer
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vs. Jesús

On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang.

On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Corona and don't smoke too much brick weed.

On Abortion: Abortion ees necessary when you already have 12 kids and another lil' pinto bean on de way...

On War: War ees bad, why fight when you can jus' take a nice siesta with your compadres?

On Separation of Church and State: LOL I dunno I'm just a landscaper

On Money: **** bitches, get pesos
#54 to #29 - canadianguyeh
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Now that's funny.
Now that's funny.
#91 to #29 - nightlynutria
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Im mexican and I approve this.
#99 to #29 - lucianakira
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See you later, when you're amongst the highest of comments. That was too good.
User avatar #131 to #29 - paesani
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This was ******* flawless, I am latinamerican and it amused me to the max, This deserves top comment.
#132 to #29 - inkfox
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^^^ This
^^^ This
#151 to #29 - pappathethird
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This comment
This comment
#41 to #29 - captiancook
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I hope you get top comment. That was just too beautiful.
I hope you get top comment. That was just too beautiful.
#174 to #29 - sensualsaxman
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Pure class
#183 to #29 - Jesusnipples
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Comment Picture
#196 to #29 - miguedm
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I'm mexician, I read it the most possibly racist accent that could it be and then start loling....

> MFW when realizing that.....
User avatar #197 to #196 - Cleavland Steamer
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I should have said "**** beetches, get pesos."
User avatar #204 to #197 - miguedm
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Why not: '**** putas, get pesos''
#205 to #204 - Cleavland Steamer
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User avatar #206 to #205 - miguedm
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Puta = Bitch
User avatar #207 to #206 - Cleavland Steamer
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I know. I was agreeing with you.
#209 to #207 - miguedm
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#39 to #29 - zaeter
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I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you
#40 to #39 - Cleavland Steamer
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You're welcome
#97 to #29 - niggerlips
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User avatar #190 to #29 - coolcalx
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I read that with the most racist Spanish accent ever, and good God was it glorious.
User avatar #181 to #29 - Fjcf
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ni pedo
User avatar #208 to #181 - jasoncreed
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GUEY!
User avatar #257 to #208 - Fjcf
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qué tranza?
#93 to #29 - anon id: f8391083
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I haha'd
#89 to #29 - motherfuckingkenji
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You, good sir or madam, are brilliant.
You, good sir or madam, are brilliant.
#52 to #29 - pineapplepeople
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>"**** bitches. get pesos"
>"**** bitches. get pesos"
#1 - fredslayer
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Sadly enough, that sums it up rather well... OH the joys when your religion has gone ******* insane.
#116 to #1 - anon id: 1c757c90
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But... why is the Space Marine shorter?
#3 to #1 - littledemon
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Not the religion the self righteous ass holes who need to twist it to be right as for me i just did my profession of faith and i hate people who twist the bible
#16 to #3 - fredslayer
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Yah, its the fact that they take the bible way to seriously, and only use VERY certain points to aim at people with.  That book is extremly old, and has been re-written and translated many times by, holy ****, HUMANS!  Not like we dont make mistakes eh?  I still look at the bible having one message.   
   
DONT BE A DICK
Yah, its the fact that they take the bible way to seriously, and only use VERY certain points to aim at people with. That book is extremly old, and has been re-written and translated many times by, holy ****, HUMANS! Not like we dont make mistakes eh? I still look at the bible having one message.

DONT BE A DICK
#90 to #16 - littledemon
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pretty much love thy neighbor and love god heyyyyy everything else falls into place if ya do those 2 things times have changed deal with it
#35 to #16 - arkfire
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What do you mean by it's been translated many times?
User avatar #48 to #35 - psychopsychedelic
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Well the Bible has translated from the original language, Hebrew, into several different languages. It was translated first into Latin, and then translated into all of the other European languages. If I'm not mistaken King James came and had it translated again, but does anyone know if it was translated from the original Hebrew or from Latin?
User avatar #110 to #1 - kirkbot
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then why still stay with that religion?
not trying to sound like an asshole, just legit wondering
#148 to #110 - Whetstone
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This is the way I look at it
#118 to #110 - fredslayer
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I still strongly believe in certain parts of it, but I wont let it control my life or over take my morals.  I find its a good guide to life for the most part as long as you use some common sense with it.   
   
Also, I really dont have GIFs for this chat, so random ones work for me.
I still strongly believe in certain parts of it, but I wont let it control my life or over take my morals. I find its a good guide to life for the most part as long as you use some common sense with it.

Also, I really dont have GIFs for this chat, so random ones work for me.
#120 to #118 - kirkbot
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thanks. Thats the was I live, just with a different religion
User avatar #121 to #120 - kirkbot
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the way*
and you did of course not ruin my day
#122 to #121 - fredslayer
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Always nice to meet someone else with some common sense now and again.  Oddly enough, I seem to find more people like you on the net then I could ever find in real life.   
   
And besides, we can sit back and let the "main group" yell at us, and call us fakes and what not.  In the end, we know we're right, and hopefully it will pay off one day .
Always nice to meet someone else with some common sense now and again. Oddly enough, I seem to find more people like you on the net then I could ever find in real life.

And besides, we can sit back and let the "main group" yell at us, and call us fakes and what not. In the end, we know we're right, and hopefully it will pay off one day .
#38 - grayham
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User avatar #83 to #38 - finni
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What if people were to take that literally?
User avatar #113 to #83 - gidmp
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then all of us will be a female
User avatar #111 to #38 - kirkbot
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sums up the satanist bible
#68 to #38 - Crusader
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Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

Albeit they are catholic, this rule is universal.
#106 - jjvoodoo
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i cant read the american jesus text
i cant read the american jesus text
User avatar #119 to #106 - amegaara
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yep whoever picked it is the smartest
User avatar #126 to #119 - jjvoodoo
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question, why the **** is my username colored blue?
User avatar #127 to #126 - amegaara
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the older your account is the bluer your username is
User avatar #128 to #127 - jjvoodoo
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hell if i wasnt anon for all those years it would be blue as the **** Atlantic lol
User avatar #36 - JENNAY
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Seriously though, Jesus was probably a super chill dude and then the religious zealots decided to **** up the whole idea of him
User avatar #55 to #36 - lamarisagoodname
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http://www.missionislam.com/comprel/jesusislam.html

Islamic interpretation of Jesus makes a lot more sense to me.
User avatar #76 - weeeeeeeeeeee
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I agree with this post's general concept, but not the abortion and drugs and alcohol. When he said "It is not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him" he was referring to the ban on eating certain foods from the Law of Moses, not drugs and alcohol (which I still don't believe is a sin as long as it doesn't take over your life. Ecclesiastes actually mentions that we should eat and drink and enjoy life) Also, just because there's no verse on abortion, doesn't mean he supports it. He obviously spoke out against murder, and abortion in my opinion is murder. Even the money category is messed up, there are plenty of Christians that give freely to the poor, it's not fair to group them in with the idiots. Seems like the cartoonist has an agenda against Christians, although with the unmentioned categories he has great points.
#155 to #76 - anon id: 6931d5c6
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abortion isnt murder, if you think that youre just ignorant.

dont give me any of that "freedom of opinion" ********. Your opinion is retarded.

Just like youre retarded for thinking the cartoonist has an anti christian agenda.

PS:i love it when a christian says someone has an anti christian agenda, when meanwhile the christian agenda is anti EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET.
User avatar #259 to #155 - weeeeeeeeeeee
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"...the Christian agenda is anti EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET."
That's really just not true. The goal of being a Christian is to love everyone, despite the fact that they're sinners/nonbelievers/dicks. ("You've heard it said love your neighbor and hate your enemy...but I say love your enemy and pray for those who persecute you. Mathhew 5:43-45) Don't give you you that "freedom of opinion ********?" Uh, isn't that kind of our first amendment right, to have our own opinions? And your argument is that my opinion is retarded? I believe you're the ignorant one, bud. But you were too much of a wuss to log in and say it anyway, so what does it matter to me? Educate yourself please.
User avatar #191 to #155 - coolcalx
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"abortion isnt murder, if you think that youre just ignorant."

the issue kind of comes down to what a person defines as life. some people believe that a baby isn't a person until it's born, and others go the other direction say that it's a person at the moment of conception.

that's why the issue is so complicated.
#79 - tacopie
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*fixed
User avatar #109 to #79 - thegamerslife
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sooo... the fags and women HAVE to swallow...my fiance will not be happy about this, but i am ;D
#134 to #79 - anotherponyaccount
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took a couple hours to get it
#80 to #79 - tacopie
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on sexual immorality...
#34 - teamrocketninja
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The abortion one is rather stupid, due to the fact that abortion really wasnt much of an issue in ancient times. (A woman was likely to die from the butchery of a procedure.) So of course he wouldnt have said anything about it.    
   
However, from my understanding, the Christian view on abortion is more firmly rooted in an old testament passage where the author states that God knew him even while he was being formed in the womb.
The abortion one is rather stupid, due to the fact that abortion really wasnt much of an issue in ancient times. (A woman was likely to die from the butchery of a procedure.) So of course he wouldnt have said anything about it.

However, from my understanding, the Christian view on abortion is more firmly rooted in an old testament passage where the author states that God knew him even while he was being formed in the womb.
User avatar #69 to #34 - Crusader
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Back then there were still abortions, just not what we would think of as abortions.
Back then there were herbs you could brew into a tea and drink in order to remove the child.
User avatar #74 to #69 - weeeeeeeeeeee
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Still would have been a sin if we're goin' by Old Testament standards. And just because Jesus didn't say it in the Bible, doesn't mean he would agree with it. Nobody was going to record every single thing Jesus said ever.
User avatar #75 to #69 - teamrocketninja
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Yes, there were abortions, Im not arguing that. I just said they werent very safe and tended to have high mortality rates.
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#139 - antigravitycake
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i cant even read the second ones
i cant even read the second ones