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#13 - weinergobbler (04/08/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Hold the ********** up right now. Geese are ******* pros at teamwork. Seriously, drop your **** and read this fact.

Geese fly in a v formation to reduce wind resistance, therefore conserving energy and making flying a lot of efficient. And the pimp ass goose ***** at the front of the V, since that hardworking ************ doesn't have a goose to fly in front of him and make his flight easier, switches out with the other geese periodically. All this teamwork up in this bitch.

BUT WAIT ************ , THERE'S MORE.


When a goose gets popped by some bitch (translation: injured) and has to slow down and leave the formation due to its injuries, another goose will fly alongside it to keep it company, ensure it's survival, and guide them back to the group. I'm surprised there aren't more people having their houses destroyed by the giant drooping ballsack of the average goose, coursing through the skies, smashing infidels with the steel testicles they harbor.

TEAM ************* WORK.

I learned this at an anti-bullying presentation at my school that discussed the benefits of team work, and how goose help their ****** out. Have to say, impressed as **** .
#1 - kaboomz (04/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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User avatar #14 - KayRed (04/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Ok, so if the plural of goose is "Geese", then I think the plural of moose should be "Meese".
#35 - spangle (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#30 - mariasaturnina (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #28 - ivoryhammer (04/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Geese are pretty mean to everything. **** geese
#59 - Animefreake (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Fun fact about geese.
They are bulletproof.
If you shoot the goose on its chest, its feathers and down repel the bullets.
If you want to kill the goose, you have to shoot it in its vulnerable spots, which is, its ass and its head ( A pretty small target).

tl;dr
Geese are evolving, to destroy us.
User avatar #20 - occamsrazor (04/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Sorry if my language skills are subpar. You see, I'm ******* a goose.
User avatar #21 to #20 - thejerseyjenn (04/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - thepyras (04/08/2013) [-]
Just like a human. Correcting a creature on the plural of his own species. I bet if we actually found Martians and they told us their name of their species we'd be like, "nope, you're Martians."
#52 - theswampfox (04/09/2013) [-]
kinda related
#12 - boskoisbeast (04/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Are you sure gooses are never mean to eachother?

are you sure 'hostile goose'
#92 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Now look what ya gone and Dunn...
Now look what ya gone and Dunn...
#77 - sakuranbokiss (04/09/2013) [-]
that's a ******* lie. Geese rape. Geese on geese sexual violence. and one bit my finger once but that's another story.
#55 - mishaestrin (04/09/2013) [-]
**mishaestrin rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Yoga ** why humans are mean to each other
#54 - mishaestrin (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#49 - evilpotato (04/09/2013) [-]
That guys gonna be in trouble because believe me, you don't **** with gooses
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