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I Anonymous (ID: uaw? reza) / ) 0041: 52 No.
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mile and a few friends get togather and play Assassin
weapon is a bust Lincoln
location is a parking garage-
ewe play fer about an hour, uninterrupted, when suddenly.
a earner
car almost runs me down, stopping right in frend of me
Elan gets out and points a ******* gun at me ( could have been a tazer, but it looked like a gun to me)
WHAT IS IN YOUR HAND"
my hands up. the bust is clearly visable
scared to mave er even say anything
HIS THAT A KNFE? l."
s a bust Linemen!"
Hetare, not sure what the fuerte say. How can Wu not know whe Abe Lincoln is?
Abraham Lincoln? He wads a president? Tall? Top hat? Bea-"
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT?!"
s fer a game!"
still has his gun en me and shouting like we' re en an episide ********* eeps_
Agroup eames ever because ofthe sheeting.
s my friends.
we' re a gang.
Roadie' s fer back up and keeps yelling at us to back eff.
Chells at us ifhe even SC) much as mave
the other eeps shew up. they seme sense into the jackass.
thaught there was a gang war
Aother mall eeps tell us we need to stephie game and leave the area because of complaints.
mmfw I almost got ******* shot because Paul Elan didn' t know whe Abraham Lincoln was.
We didn' t even live in a bad city.
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User avatar #7 - rknight (04/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Can someone explain to me how this "Assassin" game is played?
User avatar #9 to #7 - dafukdude (04/08/2013) [-]
Players try to eliminate each other from the game using mock weapons in an effort to become the last surviving player.
Assassin is particularly popular on college campuses; several universities have a dedicated "Assassins' Guild" society, which organizes games for their members. Game play occurs at all hours and in all places unless otherwise disallowed by the rules.[1] Since an elimination attempt could occur at any time, successful players are obliged to develop a healthy degree of watchful paranoia


retrieved from wikipedia which has a full article explaining the rules. Sounds like fun if you ask me.
#17 - mattdoggy (04/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I HATE when i get rustled up by Paul Blarts   
>be going to the movies with friends family   
>it's them me and a bunch of little munchkins about 9 through 12 who wanted to see the movie too    
>we get dropped off at the movies while they are at the mall    
>watch movie which gets out at 9:30 and decide to walk the two blocks to the mall because it's a safe town and cops are everywhere   
>we walk slowly and take our time, some how takes us 15 minutes to get to the mall parking lot (i know it's weird, just deal with it)   
>just as we are about to enter the mall a fat long haired paul blart stops me and tells me to go back    
>my friend tries to explain how we are just meeting the kids parents at the mall and all   
>mall cop doesn't care and tells us to get lost   
>friend starts getting an attitude and i slow him down, and tell him and the munchkins how this is just a misunderstanding and how the police are our friends   
>while i'm calming everyone down a ginger she cop pulls up in the little three wheeled sad parking lot scooter   
>i think she will rescue us, but i was wrong   
>she pulls out a tazer, at two teenagers and some kids, and tells us to leave   
>i try explaining it to her and she points the tazer at my face   
>i've never shown any disrespect to them and am just trying to be a responsible adult   
>we finally get ahold of the kids parents and they come out there   
>we cal the real cops and the paul blarts freak out   
>before they can apologize and run away the cops show up and block them in   
>they get stories from all of us and then set us aside   
>they yell at the mall cops for what had to be twenty minutes and them made them give us an apology   
>the mall even fired them and gave us each 10 dollar cards to the mall   
>still makes me despise mall cops who act all tough
I HATE when i get rustled up by Paul Blarts
>be going to the movies with friends family
>it's them me and a bunch of little munchkins about 9 through 12 who wanted to see the movie too
>we get dropped off at the movies while they are at the mall
>watch movie which gets out at 9:30 and decide to walk the two blocks to the mall because it's a safe town and cops are everywhere
>we walk slowly and take our time, some how takes us 15 minutes to get to the mall parking lot (i know it's weird, just deal with it)
>just as we are about to enter the mall a fat long haired paul blart stops me and tells me to go back
>my friend tries to explain how we are just meeting the kids parents at the mall and all
>mall cop doesn't care and tells us to get lost
>friend starts getting an attitude and i slow him down, and tell him and the munchkins how this is just a misunderstanding and how the police are our friends
>while i'm calming everyone down a ginger she cop pulls up in the little three wheeled sad parking lot scooter
>i think she will rescue us, but i was wrong
>she pulls out a tazer, at two teenagers and some kids, and tells us to leave
>i try explaining it to her and she points the tazer at my face
>i've never shown any disrespect to them and am just trying to be a responsible adult
>we finally get ahold of the kids parents and they come out there
>we cal the real cops and the paul blarts freak out
>before they can apologize and run away the cops show up and block them in
>they get stories from all of us and then set us aside
>they yell at the mall cops for what had to be twenty minutes and them made them give us an apology
>the mall even fired them and gave us each 10 dollar cards to the mall
>still makes me despise mall cops who act all tough
#4 - godthanatos (04/08/2013) [-]
DROP THE KNIFE!!!
User avatar #12 - Cleavland Steamer (04/09/2013) [-]
Now, in the event that you approach an assailant, here's what I want you to do.
You're gonna pull up, left hip forward, placing your right hand on your away hip thusly, giving the illusion that you have a gun. Which, of course, we both know, you don't.

- Paul Blart
User avatar #15 - cumsinbucket (04/09/2013) [-]
That cop had to be drugged no good explanation otherwise.
User avatar #16 - mrgoodlove (04/09/2013) [-]
That's how people get drop kicked in their ******* throats. Stupid rent a cop...
#11 - dakkenly (04/09/2013) [-]
Paul Blart: Mall cop was filmed down the street at a mall that WAS closing, but is reopening or some **** . I wish he was real so I could mess with him.
#6 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (04/08/2013) [-]
#2 - apocalypseboyz (04/08/2013) [-]
Paul Blart.
Paul Blart.
#1 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
Must had been black.
User avatar #3 - asdcfg (04/08/2013) [-]
Where the **** did you get a bust of abe Lincoln? and more importantly, why the **** were you using that as a weapon, get a ******* knife.
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