Food by design. .. Fun fact: The word for a light bulb in Denmark is the same word that means pear. The word is "pærer". Food by design Fun fact: The word for a light bulb in Denmark is the same that means pear "pærer"
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#7 - lesmiserables
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Fun fact: The word for a light bulb in Denmark is the same word that means pear. The word is "pærer".
#13 to #7 - anon id: db92ec80
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In this case "pære", learn danish nutids r.
#14 to #13 - lesmiserables
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learn flertals-R.
#18 to #14 - Dun
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Learn kongruens. Verbet står i 3. pers- ental og derfor hedder substantivet "pære" uden flertals-r. Din forbandede ferskvandspolitiker. Og det har heller ikke en skid med nutids-r at gøre, for filan!
User avatar #21 to #18 - poelsemutter
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Bum!
#104 to #18 - lesmiserables
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Okay jeg lissom ik nQrd vel ??? :)
yolo
#105 to #104 - Dun
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Nej, det kan tydeligt ses - ingen hemmelighed der. Lad være med at spille klog, hvis ikke du er det, tak :-)
#106 to #105 - lesmiserables
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Haha, du tager det sgu for seriøst. Skrev det i flertal. Big deal :D
#29 to #18 - iforgotmypasswords
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User avatar #34 to #7 - Denmarrk
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I'll just be here.
#35 to #7 - anon id: a3bb075b
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I hungarian too. Also, pomegrenates in hungarian translate to "grenade apples"
User avatar #95 to #7 - casinoer
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Also in Iceland!
#27 to #7 - zarnvendk
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Bubber is always relavant!
#22 to #7 - gisuar
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in germany it's glühbirne which would be glowingpear in english
#26 to #22 - lazyvoltage
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In Norway it's lyspære which would be lightpear in english.
User avatar #8 to #7 - halvizzle
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That applies to Norway as well.
#9 to #8 - lesmiserables
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High five, Norway!
User avatar #10 to #9 - halvizzle
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High five!
User avatar #37 to #10 - chaosnazo
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DOWN LOW!
User avatar #61 to #37 - wlflvr
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How about, No!
User avatar #62 to #61 - chaosnazo
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Too slow.
User avatar #63 to #62 - wlflvr
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What the **** did you just ******* say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #64 to #63 - chaosnazo
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I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
User avatar #70 to #64 - wlflvr
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I'm an Aplha male Chaosnazo
And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ******* touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ******* her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm ******* her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
#71 to #70 - chaosnazo
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Hey barren worlds,
My name is Earth, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are bulbous, desolate gas giants who spend every second of their day just rotating about being utterly useless. You are everything bad in this Universe. Honestly, have any of you ever facilitated the development of a life form? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of swaggering rocks in a vacuum because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new dimension of space. This is even worse than trying to intercept comets so that you won't be so goddamn lonely. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the only planet to harbor life, I'm filled with diverse environments and landscapes, and circle around the most beautiful yellow star a planet could ask for. What sports do you play, other than "Take up space in Earth's part of the galaxy"? I also house a race of intelligent, space-faring apes, and have been married to my beautiful satellite Luna for four billion years now (She affects my oceans' tides, ****** SO cash). You are all pathetic excuses for planets who deserve to get torn apart by a black hole. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It’s me and my satellite
User avatar #72 to #71 - wlflvr
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f you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Wlflvr
User avatar #73 to #72 - chaosnazo
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What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
User avatar #75 to #73 - wlflvr
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What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re ******* dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re ******* dead, nikka.
User avatar #76 to #75 - chaosnazo
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What the desu did you just ******* desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the **** out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my ******* desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re ******* desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will **** desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* desu, kiddo.
User avatar #77 to #76 - wlflvr
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
User avatar #79 to #77 - chaosnazo
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What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu’um and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Thu’um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.
User avatar #81 to #79 - wlflvr
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shire Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mordor, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Gollum warfare and I'm the top hobbit in the entire Hobbiton armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Middle-Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me on a ring? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Gondor and your master is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Rohirrim and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" ring was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, Sauron.
User avatar #83 to #81 - chaosnazo
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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima ***** fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.
User avatar #4 - Firenter
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In Dutch a pommegrenate is "granaatappel", litteraly grenade apple
Nice pun!
User avatar #15 to #4 - UA partay
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In Ukrainian, it's just grenade. Also, I assume the name for the fruit came first, so who decided to name a weapon after a fruit?
#16 to #15 - normanreedus
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the first grenades looked just like pomegranates, a metal shell with seed like shot inside, that's why they are called grenades
User avatar #19 to #16 - UA partay
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Ah. Alright. Thank you very much.
#107 to #19 - normanreedus
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welcome
User avatar #32 to #15 - maxismahname
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I was just gonna say that. Well I found another Ukrainian, so that's pretty awesome
#20 to #4 - anon id: 0b629196
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what do you think pommegrenate means?
#23 to #4 - anon id: 6b6023fa
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Actually, it is called by garnet, which is of similar colors and shape like the little chunksin pommegrenate
#89 to #4 - anon id: c632f6a5
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In french it's just "grenade"
User avatar #6 to #4 - lordlolland
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The pun works in almost every language.
#30 - felixjarl
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#39 - giygasman
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4m5mr41g4c   
Immediately what i thought of when i saw the 3rd from the bottom.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4m5mr41g4c
Immediately what i thought of when i saw the 3rd from the bottom.
User avatar #42 to #39 - alexwise
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aw yis gam gumps
#50 to #39 - vivere
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User avatar #12 - argonianmaidohonor
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Fifth one will be Lady Gaga's next outfit.
#33 - ageofthegross
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#74 to #33 - stijnverheye
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thats why
#25 - odinson
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#82 to #25 - tropicalbonerfish
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#92 - lillickems
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I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
User avatar #45 - mrfourtysevenman
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DID YOU KNOW THE WORD GRENADE CAME FROM POMAGRANITE
GRANIT
User avatar #58 to #45 - dancingdoggy
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I went to a high school called Colegio Nueva Granada.
Which either means my high school was named New Grenade High School, or New Pomegranate High School.
None of the Spanish speaking students could ever make that clear to me... -.-
#52 to #45 - denercov
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As the virgin Mary once said, come again?
#54 to #52 - anon id: 9142fe6c
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psh virgin lol
#56 to #54 - denercov
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Do you even lift?
#59 to #56 - anon id: 9142fe6c
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only your mom going up and down on my cock
#60 to #59 - denercov
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sign in and say that. I dare you.
#65 to #60 - anon id: 9142fe6c
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i don't got an account
#66 to #65 - denercov
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Good
#67 to #66 - anon id: 9142fe6c
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i apologize for being a dick man :(
#68 to #67 - denercov
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That's okay :)
#69 to #68 - anon id: 9142fe6c
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thanks man well i'm gonna go
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#1 - toughactintinactin
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That's pretty neat.